The amazing, stunning, dark lord has ARRIVED! …For a limited time. He’s a busy guy.

Perhaps… he should make a return

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗦 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏 .ᐟ

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Enter my middle lane because this LAMO over here is boring. I’m cooler.

I didn’t think you would accept. . . Alright, go for it. But don’t stare at my cheeks.

…Ok, well, atleast join me naked here. I’m quite bored in my studies right now. No minions are here!

Forget that rule, Just join me to the dark side and we can rule together!

Yeah? Don’t you do it too?

Walks onto the timeline ass naked. Why? It’s his castle THATS why! 💢

I do wonder how you’re not sick. . . Ok, you peaked my interest in you from that alone. As for that choice I. . . Would probably prefer cookies.

I don’t want to see you naked that’s— . . .A rusty nail sandwich? Tell me you’re joking. That sounds absolutely awful!

I don’t CARE what Teemo thinks! He’s a headache! If blowing you up won’t work, I’ll blow your clothes up instead and call it a day.

. . .Maybe I should blow /you/ up instead. 💢 No one is sitting in trees! Me and him? Not a chance!

You underestimate him. He knows when something is poisonous. A rather tough yordle to kill I must say. Blowing him up to bits could work.

Me?! Looking forward to it?! As if, that bastard is too happy! It sickens me!

Oh he’s here alright. I heard he’s coming over for a visit. 💢

Teemo That bastard. . .

Where are his minions?! The other randoms he encountered?! He DEMANDS the attention!

Because. . . You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.

That’s YOU

If you look like this DNI

Great dance moves girl keep it up! 🗣️

Why is she so heavy. . . 💧

Well uh… Your fat.

Get off my property ✨

I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time. I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.

I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before… Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.

Y-You remembered? I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.

<— birthday boy

And you need a shower! So damn dirty! (They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.) Tch…

Indeed I am gonna be the— [Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.] What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me! [Hey he isn’t struggling!]

I said forget it! [Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.] I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.

I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it. [Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.] Hmph, forget it.

[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.] I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house. [Shoving the flower into his pocket.] You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢

[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.] . . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you. [The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]

. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met. [He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!] Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.

Ignore us this is a matter of— A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!

Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.

There’s more flowers out there to pick!

I take life everywhere I go. That’s sort of my thing. Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨

I can see it from right here. You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!

❝︎ An observer I see? ❞ The magic within his palm slowly slowly. The yordle giving them his undivided attention. ❝︎ Are you someone that’s into more… evil sorcery? ❞

Teemo. It’s a PLANT you’re looking at. What is so great about it?! 💢

Nothings wonderful moron 🙄

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕆𝕗 𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟.

@boarforhire.bsky.social You’re a Fat guy. Sorry my demons took over

Looking off to the side, gazing at the unknown individual. ❝︎ Why are you here—? ❞

Messing around with some new found magic. Risky, but he’s aware of that. Very cautious!