Where are his minions?! The other randoms he encountered?! He DEMANDS the attention!

Because. . . You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.

That’s YOU

If you look like this DNI

Great dance moves girl keep it up! 🗣️

Why is she so heavy. . . 💧

Well uh… Your fat.

Get off my property ✨

I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time. I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.

I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before… Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.

Y-You remembered? I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.

<— birthday boy

And you need a shower! So damn dirty! (They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.) Tch…

Indeed I am gonna be the— [Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.] What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me! [Hey he isn’t struggling!]

I said forget it! [Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.] I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.

I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it. [Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.] Hmph, forget it.

[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.] I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house. [Shoving the flower into his pocket.] You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢

[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.] . . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you. [The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]

. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met. [He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!] Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.

Ignore us this is a matter of— A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!

Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.

There’s more flowers out there to pick!

I take life everywhere I go. That’s sort of my thing. Staring at this beautiful flower? It makes me wanna burn it even more. Hand it over would you? ✨

I can see it from right here. You know what is beautiful? If I burned it right in front of your face!

❝︎ An observer I see? ❞ The magic within his palm slowly slowly. The yordle giving them his undivided attention. ❝︎ Are you someone that’s into more… evil sorcery? ❞

Teemo. It’s a PLANT you’re looking at. What is so great about it?! 💢

Nothings wonderful moron 🙄

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕆𝕗 𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟.

@boarforhire.bsky.social You’re a Fat guy. Sorry my demons took over

Looking off to the side, gazing at the unknown individual. ❝︎ Why are you here—? ❞

Messing around with some new found magic. Risky, but he’s aware of that. Very cautious!

❝︎ Guess who’s back? That’s right, the GREATEST mage to ever grace the land! Hehehe❗️❞

|| I should be active here again… 🤔

FUCK YOU X2

Fuck you

❝︎ Kneel before your new king as I, Lord Veigar have returned! ❞ Screaming out onto the TL for anyone to hear!

|| No muse and I probably won’t get it back for a while lol

❝︎ Your already irritating me. ❞ 💢 The yellow eyes narrowed off to the side, still leaning against the wall. ❝︎ Whats a yordle like you doing all the way out here? ❞

❝︎ I could say the same to you. ❞ Keeping his calm demeanor, arms crossed as the unknown male leaned against the wall. ❝︎ I’ll also have you know I have someone who makes the finest robes in the land! ❞

I did learn on my own too! It’s just having some sort of reference of needing what to do really helps. [Arms behind his back, looking behind him as one of his large ears twitched.] Before everything happened, I learned whatever I could. Yeah I went to some.

Off to the side within an ally way as the green yordle was making his way through, would spot another yordle! One whose entire vibe felt off. ❝︎ Not a bad win there— ❞ Suddenly speaking off to the side, judging by how he looks, this one excels in magic.

You say that and you use magic. 💧 [Rubbing his forehead; he can’t understand Lulu sometimes. Putting the book on his desk.] They started me off of course. But overtime through trial and error I learned!

Didn’t understand it—? How your a mage yourself! [Quite stunned to hear this from Lulu. Not understanding what’s in the book? Crazy.] This is higher level. . . Perhaps something on the more basic level would be appropriate.

You sleep naked too? So I was gonna see your big butt anyways?! 💢 [New information for Veigar! Always in pursuit of knowledge? Well he got some while giving away his own.] The warmth is fine I’ll stick with the blanket.

Ugh… fine I’ll play with you guys next time! [Veigar states, standing up and plopping his bare paws onto the ground. Walking over and snatching the book back.] It’s a book of my type of magic. Quite simple to read actually!

I’m too busy coming up with a bunch of plans to take over! I don’t have time to /play/. [So serious about his work, that’s when Lulu asked what he was reading. An ear twitched as he hands the book over, sighing.] Magic related things. Maybe you’ll find interest it in.