Current mood is complete annoyance that the fifth marshmallow didn’t fit.

My New Year’s resolutions: Move faster to mute the “1 800 Kars for Kids” jingle. Shun Dubai chocolate as overly expensive garbage. Never again listen to that “Cover Me in DAISIES” song. Use every wish made available to me to pray for him to stroke out on national TV. Eat more kale.

Serious question… The Epstein files are supposed to be released tomorrow. Happy Epstein File Eve to those of us who celebrate it! Whether the files are released or not, does this mean that those who have seen them are free to discuss what they know about this?

It’s not even confirmed that the dead bodies are of Rob Reiner and his lovely wife and the Twitter MAGA scum are celebrating their potential murder. I hate people.

Life has become so overwhelming lately that Jeff and I stopped making Sunday dinner together, ordering shitty fast food instead. We made the effort tonight and my stomach and heart smiled.

My husband is having a nuclear heart test with a 6:30am check-in for a four-ish hour procedure. It’s bad enough that every patient is radioactive, but the woman who announced that she has Covid annoyed me to no end. The good news? I don’t have to watch the tv to see what Fat Caligula is up to.

Trump suggested that American children could get “2 dolls instead of 30“ for Christmas. Melania’s Christmas decorations at the White House include 51 Christmas trees.

Donald J. Trump, as West Virginia National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom drew her last breath. She had been placed in harm’s way only because of his disregard for the law and Constitution.

Opinions please. Now that Trump is throwing names out, such as Bill Clinton, in the Epstein case is it possible that now they’re going to say that they can’t release the files due to an “open investigation?” Is this legally plausible?

@calumetdundee.bsky.social Snow kidding, it’s 92° here today. Plow the hell are you guys doin’? ❄️🌨️❄️☃️🎿🪏

I saw a report on MSNBC that there was a tip jar at an airport for the TSA workers. Sure, why not? There’s been a tip jar on the resolute desk for the last year.

Trump announced that he renovated the Lincoln bathroom. He’s on his way to Palm Beach to play golf while military families, children, elderly people, & the disabled go without food assistance. I’m furious with every single politician, both left and right, for failing to protect us from Trump.

$34.00+? Walmart is selling it for $2.00 today.

Id love to see another nation step in with food aid to Americans. It would burn Trump so hard!

I’m horrified that the government is possibly going to shut down SNAP benefits on Nov 1st. I went to the store and stocked up on food to donate to the food bank. I’ve also been knitting and crocheting blankets and scarves for homeless people. Please do your part too.

@calumetdundee.bsky.social Food Network canceled The Kitchen. I’m surprised it took them this long. Now they need to get rid of the endless cooking competitions.

Did they see anything from the last two No Kings rallies? The ones they mocked as just a bunch of boomer grandmothers? Now we are “mobs of radicals”? bsky.app/profile/atru...

@calumetdundee.bsky.social I love this. x.com/rocknrollofa...

My honest, non-trolling advice to JD Vance is that he should stick his face in a fan.

A woman in Walmart rounded the corner with this bird that startled the shit out of me. People are annoying.

The new MAGA flag

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

I don’t think Trump thought the whole James Comey thing through. Comey is going to hand Trump’s ass to him. 😉

🎵I got the tarrifs But I swear it was in self-defense, ooo, ooo, ooo!🎶

The pettiest and tackiest people alive. We're going to have to rip the White House down to the studs and rebuild it when he's gone. Probably need a shaman to perform some rites keeping out future evil spirits while we're at it.

Today is (was) my birthday. I was so disgusted with the Charlie Jirk hoopla that I chose not to acknowledge the day. I will celebrate today(Monday) and it will be a Charlie Jirk-free day of joy and deep reflection.

Im not interested in hearing Kamala bash Joe Biden in her book.

The person who chose to share this BS post deserves to be shot in the face with a cannon.

Who has time to engrave their bullets with their rhetorics? I get annoyed when CVS makes me sign the screen when I flash my Visa card to buy coffee filters.

Trump says this ONE Ukrainian murder, calls for the death penalty-but he's totally fine with his buddy Putin doing this x100,000 with no consequences.

A really good restaurant serves your food perfectly seasoned already. Seeing salt and pepper shakers on the Rose Garden Club’s tables made me wince as hard as the ketchup bottles at the Mar-a-Lago omelette station did. Ewww! Pepper shakers? Do they even make them anymore?

@calumetdundee.bsky.social Happy Birthday with much love!

"Melania Trump & her husband were cavorting, for years, with the two most notorious child sex traffickers in recent history, who also have deep connections to foreign intelligence services. Their relationship w/Epstein & Maxwell is not just a matter of curiosity; it’s a matter of national security."

I just ordered a Railroad Daddy tshirt. mummydearestpodcast.com/products/rai... Railroad Daddy Tee – Mummy Dearest Podcast

I believe that Trump is building a 250 million dollar ballroom so he’ll have somewhere to take minor children so he can force them to look at his balls. Total pedo scum.

We have the list. The list is coming.There is no list. The list is a hoax created by the Democrats. Why didn’t Biden release the list? I’m not on the list. Bill Clinton is on the list. I’m going to show you names on the list. How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe a word of this shit?

My taxi driver here in Vegas said that visits are down 40%, which is bs. Then he said that Trump is playing 3-d chess and is on the verge of doing something great. He claims that Trump is responsible for his loss in pay, but he still roots for him. What a dweeb.

RIP Bobby Sherman.

Shrinkflation is real.

people.com/anne-burrell... Food Network Star Anne Burrell Dead at 55

people.com/scott-disick... I don’t find this amusing at all.

Yep

If our new Pope is from Chicago does that mean we have to dye holy water green on St Patrick’s Day?