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The costs of this Iran war debacle will likely be more than the cost of extending the ACA health insurance subsidies. If you asked Americans, which do you want: another war in the Middle East or lower health care costs at home, is the margin 90 to 10? 95 to 5?

Why is Congress considered a body? Don’t bodies have spines?

I’m honored & excited to announce that tomorrow’s show is SOLD OUT! Also sad that folks who didn’t get tickets in advance won’t be able to go. The plus from this is that I am certain that this means there will be MORE to come in the future. If your have a ticket Thank you & see you tomorrow!

This is it! We are just one LONG REST away from the day of our show. Give yourself advantage and go out and get tickets to join us on our journey. The Kingdom of Battlehammer depends on you!

If you are an improvisor then please allow me to make the strongest possible recommendation for something I ever have: 🧵1/2

Here’s the video from the 2026 Steelstacks Improv Comedy Festival of my team Wizard Police. We had so much fun! And a bonus intro from my pal Erin Baeder! youtu.be/yYCbd8yRBZc?...

For those who have Ring and saw that Ring commercial for finding “lost dogs” (and definitely NOT about tracking your brown neighbors) you can very easily disable the Big Brother functionality. Here’s how, right from the Control Center in your Ring app.

Top 3 commercials during the Super Bowl: 1) Manscaped (singing hair) 2 Tied) NFL “Thank you Coaches” 2 Tied) Dove - Girls Sports (this was reused) 3) Budweiser - Clydesdale and Eagle (Go Birds!🦅)

The TPUSA crowd are up in arms about showing scantily clad dancers twerking while they instead celebrated a guy lipsynching about strippers, hookers, porn stars, drug addicts and gang members (all featured in Bawitdaba). A fitting tribute to the hypocrisy of the Christian Nationalists.

Received my first 1099 form from doing improv. I suppose that means I’m technically a professional now.

This is turning out to be such a good year for concerts. In the next few months (through August) I’ll be seeing: Bush Everclear Weird Al Yankovic I am super stoked for all three of these and so many more to come.

This cat

Stolen #LiamRamos

Uh. So ICE just technically tried to invade Ecuador. Cool new international incident dropping.

Defund ICE? No Abolish ICE? No PROSECUTE ICE That’s where we are.

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Plenty of snow falling this morning, but ICE remains the biggest concern right now. That’s far more deadly, unpredictable and you can’t believe what people are saying by downplaying the dangerous nature of ICE where you live. This is not a post about the weather.

Super fun set for WIZARD POLICE at the SteelStacks Improv Comedy Festival

ICE just assassinated another protestor after beating him on the ground and having him surrounded. Videos are out there. This is just unreal to keep happening without any consequences.

Here’s the first picture of Trump’s “Gaza Board of Peace”. Amazing!!!

Ai is stolen human labor. Artists need to withdraw from any art show that includes Ai slop. SDCC must ban Ai in an art show. No exceptions.

Trump cares more about protesters in Iran opposing a violent regime than he does about Americans who are protesting against ICE and their violent regime.

Ticket sales for This Is How We Roll (a D&D themed Improv show) are now LIVE! Link below!

Stay tuned…

Do you have any resolutions this year? Do you want to see me perform and perhaps dance based on those resolutions? Then come to our show tomorrow night!

I’m at the point now where I don’t even want ice in my drinks.

Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune

One third of this country’s voters decided that the taste of boot leather is like chocolate cake. They also think that the lies they hear are more reliable than the truth their eyes see. When we call them senseless, I didn’t realize how correct we truly are.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

"A doctor at the scene attempted to help the woman who was shot, but was kept away by federal agents. When an ambulance finally arrived, it was blocked from reaching her by law-enforcement vehicles, and paramedics had to reach her on foot. The woman has died." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

So, just in case any other world leaders are watching this, you can go in and steal away a criminal President to stand trial in your own country for crimes. This is OK now. So again, in case anyone wants to follow that precedent…I hear that ours comes with a fancy gold FIFA trophy.

My commitment to 2026 is being a better version of myself. A better husband, friend, employee, improvisor, etc. Better in health, better in attitude, better in commitment to improvement. Taking the Tyrese Maxey approach of a goal of 1% better every day. It’s simple when you boil it down to that.

And just like that, the early part of 2026 just got a little more interesting. More to come.

Day twenty-eight aka Christmas Day aka the final day! Today is a whole vibe perfectly defined as Santa Swag. Hope you all have a Very Merry and an Amazing 2026! #CountdownToChristmas2025

When your wife gets you five T-shirts for Christmas that perfectly encapsulates everything about you. Happy Holidays no matter what you celebrate (Christmas, Hanukkah, Diwali, Kwanza, Lexus December to Remember, etc). Be happy, healthy and have fun!

So much fun last night with a D&D one-shot vs. the holiday lich queen, Mariah Carey. I played Kevin, a 28-year-old human warlock devoted to an archfey patron after his family kept forgetting about him. Loved dropping in movie references & my Boots of False Tracks that left bloody bare footprints.

Day twenty-seven aka Christmas Eve! Some Geeky stuff to knock around in earlier today with last minute shopping, and a swankier outfit for dinner with the family in Philly. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-six! Cats, cookies and geeky stuff. It’s not just around the holidays but is year-round in this house. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-five! Down to the final few days and also working for a couple more days. So it’s a fancy jacket, a frustrated Chewbacca and some rainbows & unicorns at Christmas. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-four! I am FINALLY getting around to decorating the outside and just in time for the last night or Hanukkah. Going full geek today with the Game of Thrones and Star Wars combo. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-three BONUS! A new shirt for tonight’s improv show. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-three. Your Friendly Neighborhood Santa Claus. Ho Ho Ho! #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-two. Holiday greetings from the world of Thundera (were it not destroyed). Thundercats put the “Hooooooo” in Ho Ho Ho! #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty-one. Food related. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day twenty. It’s cats, all the way down. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Day nineteen. A little “back in the day” hip hop vibe today. #CountdownToChristmas2025

Since it has been at least 10 days since these were sent out it’s safe to post here: The 2025 Lombardi House Holiday Greetings. Wishing you and yours a very happy “whatever you celebrate.”