Just realized I’ve been up since 1:30 am. Okay I also napped from 5:30-6-30 am. Bed soon!

Epstein’s War

When I’m president, 200% tariffs on Switzerland and no travel to or from.

BC down 7 early But it’s early 😂

“I’ve got a country to run!” - 11/14/25

Gonna be funny when ChatGPT is rushing you off instead of promoting you to explore further. Like yeah, I answered your question, why don’t you go outside and play now?

Marjorie Taylor Green's delusion that she could be the President of the United States of America should be a separate chapter in the DSM-5. And this scares me because with American voters it still remains a possibility.

Brother sent me a text at 9:01 pm tonight, but I was fast asleep, so just getting it now at 2 am.

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Huh. Trump dropped the tariffs on coffee, beef, and tropical fruit to LOWER PRICES. I thought other countries paid for those?

He is used to lying about things repeatedly for months & months until, with the help of Fox, Newsmax, & right-wing podcasters and propagandists, eventually 45% of the country believes the lie. But this has been one subject he hasn’t been able to lie through because everyone knows the truth.

A local company called Pro Tree is popular for having trees removed. The name reminds me of the Republican Party.

Trump is folding on tariffs, he would have folded on healthcare subsidies during the shutdown too.

State of the unions gonna be lit this (next) year.

Rhetoric taken directly from Nazi Twitter. I can tell you the precise accounts even

I swear to God if Jeffrey Epstein had described Hillary Clinton as "that dog that hasn't barked," in secret emails these people would be making rabid content for days and calling for tribunals but ok www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/e...

Solicitor just came to the door and was like 3 of your Republican neighbors are in the process of committing insurance fraud with us based on a storm that didn’t produce any hail last summer. Are you in?

Nice that the treatment for plantar facetious is just to live with some pain and ice the arch once every 12 week.

Maybe new borns would also fall asleep faster by listening to the “what is fascism” videos on YouTube. No study as far as I’m aware. So maybe.

Just realized Trump probably sends a bunch of Truth posts while he’s on the can. Makes you miss Johnson just holding court in there for a few intimate advisors.

Sending my wife these bangers and just remembered she has her volume on! Whoops. Texting now to apologize.

Getting the first oil delivery of the fall tomorrow. Marking the occasion by making Dino nuggets for Andie.

If I hadn’t left home my now family of 4 would have been 1% of the population. Would have been launching a bid for Mayor next year. What could have been.

Hear me out: Superman Spider-Man Layman

Signed up for my first ever turkey trot as if I won’t be up until 4 am with a 3 week old. Also I haven’t trained in 8 years.

I don’t think we know what will happen and we harm ourselves trying to predict. Many segments of the public think as a group - nobody knows something and then suddenly, everyone does. “Trump exploited Epstein’s victims,” if it seriously becomes a consensus, could hurt him. It could even end him.

Also it’s bizarre to report this as “Epstein alleging Trump knew of his conduct.” Seems like the more notable thing is that Trump was engaging in that conduct.

Mark cuban should challenge Vance for the Republican nomination in 28. That’s the lane. Can Absolutely broadside Vance on the economy, personality, experience, and confidence. My 2 cents

The crazy thing about Trump is he’ll have more support than Bush in the end.

Skin to skin, but for world leaders working out their problems. Not Trump though. Bad night for that thought to materialize.

Overrated: aurora borealis Underrated: red sky at night, sailors delight.

Step 1: hold infant until she falls asleep. Step 2: place infant in bassinet after 10 minutes. Step 3: wait for infant to wake up 10 minutes later to cry hysterically for 3 hours. Step 4: repeat steps 1-3.

It’s the pedo party now. Don’t talk to me about ‘republicans’

Devon looks very peaceful right now. And not like she’s plotting a night time assault on my sanity! Haha

Tweeting through it, to me, means tweeting through the night until your 9-day-old falls asleep.

10 pm which means it’s Devon’s 6 AM. She works a 12 hour shift, too.

Redaction immediately following "Trump is gross" is intriguing. Remember that the principal justification for redactions is protecting the victims. Here it would be important to pursue the question of why this was redacted and whether the victim will consent to revealing what lies beneath.

Media standards: 1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention. 2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing. Way too many think that’s journalism.

this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty

*WAYMO LAUNCHES DRIVERLESS ROBOTAXIS ON FREEWAYS IN FIRST FOR US *WAYMO FREEWAY ROUTES TO BE OFFERED IN LA, SF AND PHOENIX AREA

staying up to 4 am tonight and already mistook lights behind my neighbors house for the aurora. Time to download google sheets and budget like there’s no tomorrow, because it’s already tomorrow.

Free formula at the pediatrician is the new foul ball at the ballgame. If a radio station wants me calling in, it’ll be because they’re comping enfamil, not tickets to Dave Matthew’s Band. Lots of poop either way though, you know?

Seems clear that Pulte 1) broke the law while going on fishing expeditions for baseless mortgage fraud claims 2) immediately removed everyone who tried to investigate that wrong-doing.

People at Sherwin Williams tell you which paint to use to get crayon off easily, but not poop. Luckily it seems to be the same …

Just turned on ESPN for like the 5th time in 10 years and donald trumo was calling in. Unfucking real.

Andie’s classmate at daycare has a new baby brother, Mateo. They call him Potato.

As we approach the holiday season I just want to let everyone know how much I hate making ginger bread houses. So awful, never satisfying. Wouldn’t care if my house rivaled Frank Lloyd Wright, I would get no satisfaction out of it. Just the way I am.

Andie watches an Australian woman’s YouTube channel where she makes fake ice dream. Andie just said pull the “leaver” down. And Jenn said “pull the lever down” And Andie said “no the leaver” because she now has an Australian accent.

No words My senator is speaking like she just suffered a major head injury and thinks it's 1993

This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working. We need new leaders in the Senate.