If you want to know what furniture that hates you looks like, look no further than an architecture school. The chairs are too forward-thinking to be useable

My friend group of several years now is split between Toronto and SF so it was nice to see this picking up shawarma tonight

If you were dating an identical twin would it be awkward between you and your partner’s twin because they’d know that you technically find them physically attractive

So much hate for people who just got into baseball this season. You’re all fake fans. Baseball is for everyone. Only the little girl in the oversized word series cap gets to decide who is and isn’t a baseball fan

same energy

They should invent a vaccine that doesn’t make you feel like death

Got my Covid booster. Suddenly I want to make categorized lists of everything and run model trains — behaviors entirely new to me. Must be the vaccine.

Folks we’ve been struck with the end-of-semester late work nights, but the end is a mere 3 weeks away. We will persist

Turning Point is on my campus today and they’ve had a helicopter flying over my apartment for 2+ hours now and it’s loud and there’s fascists outside my house and I am really unhappy about it

For how expensive AirTags are you’d expect them to locate when they are in the same room as you

Fellas is it normal for the weed to make you lose any realization that you have a body?

I don’t always watch SNL but my god that Palantir joke was insane lol

Despite having taken the necessary trip in August Amtrak is withholding the final 142 TPQs I need to make select and that is bothering me. I have called them multiple times and they said they’d be on my account a month ago

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Looking for hotels in a city you know decently well, you begin to realize that “near downtown” is actually a massive lie

And for a brief moment there was a plan for me to get behind the wheel of an automobile without supervision tomorrow That plan was cancelled within seconds as its creator saw my skin go pale and my eyes widen in fear

Yeah I’ll say it. I got a little sad when Sliwa cried during his concession speech. I unfortunately do respect what the guys trying to do, even though I hate it

Whoever researched this page I want to marry you www.peopleforbikes.org/statistics/e...

While tonight may be a win for New York it comes at a massive loss for the rest of America, as every New Yorker you know is never going to shut up about this

Are more people playing loud music on BART, or am I just growing old and cranky?

None of you are looking out for me the way the Downtown Berkeley BART bathroom attendants are looking out for me. If I get back late or don’t have my bike they are stressing

This sport has hurt me so mych

My LA born roommate does not understand why I’m mad at her rn

PLEASE GOD YOU BLUEJAYS PLEASE

it was a bad idea

Stealing second then immediately running home on a perfect double I LOVE THESE BLUEJAYS

this is still true

I love nerd school and our freaky mascot

Go bears to you and yours

Drake got the Ted Cruz curse

I dream of Los Angeles aflame, their highways riven asunded, their railroad tracks ploughed, and their cornfields sewn with salt. I dream of the Golden State's armies scattered like dust upon the wind, and a second, glorious, CN Tower standing where Dodger Stadium once did.

Happy Halloween! Californians, remember to vote Yes on 50!

Folks I have just taken my first nap since May and uh, the shit rules

Hanging out with friends after their 9-5s means I’m always on the evening rush out BART so basically I work a 9-5

Buster Posey hiring Etsy witches to sink Snell is the offseason storyline to follow

what just happened 🔥😭

Henry came to town and it was great, I love getting to be a tour guide

we sleep soundly tonight as a treat from last night's torture

blue jays already won by not paying $100 for parking

emotional labour union

Folks this college thing is so hard I have a neuroscience midterm tomorrow but all I’ve done today is take nap and dream of risotto

if i were running the new york times and was as devoted to the party line and the trump project as they are i’d pick a picture that makes him look less like he’s already halfway through being embalmed

There is a straight white couple fighting on my BART train which is made 10x funnier by the fact that they’re clearly headed to SFO to go to Disneyland Also it is the man’s fault

I woke up today much more sore than I fell asleep however by the evening I accomplished a 5 min bike ride without agonizing pain and that was a win

Texting my younger (college freshman) sister is like a portal into another world

This is the California liberals want btw

I have gone through what feels like the entire Simon & Garfunkel discography at least twice tonight in the time it’s taken me to complete 15% of a neuroscience study guide