🎵 I get knocked down (job) 🎵 But I get up again (eat hummus) 🎵 You’re never gonna keep me down (just kidding the tub of hummus exploded in my bag from the heat)

Now why is it 81 degrees outside

Since when does it get windy enough in Berkeley that a tree branch damn near smashes through my window

Posted 17 min ago already been sent twice. I’m very good at this

Encountering foamers in the wild is so funny, I love wearing my Daylight jacket

Hey one of y’all left your ??? in the elevator

My roommate just informed me for the first time that she’s moving out TOMORROW. Folks, what the hell

In hindsight I complained about Bay Area weather way too much growing up

Why do the days with the most horrors turn into nights with the most buses cancelled.

One of my roommates is moving out in 2 days but hasn’t told either myself or our other roommate Let’s see how long this lasts

Happy Market Street Subway Fix It! Week to all who celebrate

Does a full bag of milanos count as a meal

Pondering what’s wrong with me then I realize that I quit competitive gymnastics the year before SafeSport started

Wouldn’t be sad if I were at a baseball game right now. Much to consider

Wouldn’t be sad if I were at a baseball game right now. Much to consider

oakland cultural mandate of heaven

Happy Review, Reading, and Recitation (RRR) Week at UC Berkeley

Victoria Scott, “We Deserve This,” (Carrara Media, 2024)

Holy shit we traded patty bailey

There are two genders of Californian

imagine watching the governor debates when u could be watching womens sports

Oh my god stop reposting this you’re all so gay (I love you all)

Women who have weird gender <3

Dreading a term paper so hard that my idea of “fun procrastination actives” today was 1. Going to work 2. Studying for my stats final

Standing outside my apartment smoking a j, googling “microdosing testosterone”, work meeting at 8 am tomorrow. Life is hard but I have this moment

R.I.P Willie Mays 6 May 1931 - 18 June 2024.

Experiencing more gender euphoria from the giants nachos helmet tonight than I have collectively in the past year

hold on yeah i got this

Transbay tube ear protection less efficient with baseball helmet on but I refuse to take it off so

Tonight’s depression presented two options: go grab a drink or write some poetry. I picked the latter, the bar caught on fire

There is so much left to do in San Francisco

The last two times I’ve gotten a haircut I’ve asked the stylist to make it a little bit weirder and gayer than the last. I keep getting hotter

@brigit.bsky.social reminded me that I’m due for a new notebook and I did in fact go to 2 different stores just to get the lobster color in A5 dotted

Glass onion was great, I’m annoyed to be watching this series for the first time now

A perfect butter yellow frame with the most beautiful shaping on the head tube appeared in my home bike shop today…and it’s just my size…may have already been claimed!!…might have to kill for a yellow 20” mountain frame…

Night saved by flyers

If there is skill to deflating an air mattress rapidly I have all of it

I am convinced that we spent the offseason focused on ABS calls and nothing else

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!

Fire our batting coach

Something sinister about going to grocery outlet during the day. This is a 10 pm snack run place

I owe the world to the Oakland Roots ticket office

One night you’ll lie in bed and realize that your inner circle’s dynamics very closely mirror those of the iCarly characters

WE BEAT LA MY TEAM CANT WIN SHIT EXCEPT AGAINST THE DODGERS

Meditation for campaign staffers

“Campaign managers deserve hazard pay” I whisper, while staring at the big bruise on my thigh incurred while carrying a box of 500 window signs upstairs

Big camera cool

They’re calling me the swaggiest migraine-haver of all time

Model train layout: after hours