Tonight we are playing the “take a melatonin then work as much as you can until you fall asleep” game. The game is supposed to boost my productivity and also force me to sleep. I want to stare at my screen until 3 am, I do not like the game

One of life’s simple joys is having friends who are really excellent film photographers

Scheming travel again. Very dangerous.

They put me on a mural then crashed a fucking car into it (photo by @geolikestrains.bsky.social, observation by @fernkhahn.com)

Regrettably realized last night that I still remember some 2020 TikTok dances perfectly

WEEEEEE

Becoming a raging NIMBY because they just filed permits to develop my favorite parking lot for a smoke walk #banhousing

If I don’t get to feel the actual thing can I at least experience the thrill of MyShake, which has worked every time but this one. No fair

Didn’t feel SHIT and I’m in San Mateo tonight! :(

Can someone please either hold or kill me I cannot live like this. I have been on the precipice of a single sneeze for 45 minutes and it’s the least of my woes

3 states, 3 flights, 23 hours on a train, a conference, and an event attended by thousands couldn’t get me But 1 day of going to classes did and now I am at home very sick

Grocery outlet is a lawless land pt. 83026400147

I’m a really good matchmaker

Leaving Seattle with one more plush boop and about $150 in film than I started with, so this has been quite successful

If you tell me that you “can’t figure out which way I’m transitioning” I will love you forever

“Everyone already thinks that I miss the cat and I do but I’m annoyed that they think that” - @selectric.space

Walking around in short sleeves and a light jacket when it’s 40° out because Californians must train to become northeasters

Everyone from Boston is 40 years old and also divorced

Their numbers have tripled in size

I just passed by 3 voldemorts on the streets of cap hill. Love Seattle

Flirting is just speech & debate

Burt

Doing social media means you’re kinda always working but also the 30 min when you’re just sobering up waiting to work is so fun. That’s time for phone and pet cat and nothing else

I’ve been in Seattle for an hour and already heard the phrase “anthropic polycule”

@renfromberkeley.bsky.social is so autistic they are pointing and calling every railcar were passing

Covered hopper, covered hopper, covered hopper, covered hopper, tanker, tanker, tanker, tanker…

y’all remember david archuleta

Hey sorry I’m going to have to cancel on the plans we made weeks ago, you see 5 minutes before I was going to leave the house my brain started working for the first time in weeks and I did my taxes and cleaned the whole house

I lost my voice at TransportationCamp PHL and all I got was this lousy t-shirt except I also made the t-shirt

I sigh as I pull out my Clipper Card and put it back in front of my SEPTA Key in my wallet

Listen I’d be happy living in Philly, I’d be happy living in San Francisco. But trying to both has me feeling like a split custody kid all over again and I end up in Berkeley anyways

Figuring out when I need to get to the airport today

She wants to kill you. She hates you so much

Can’t claim that being trans is a choice when I have a primal instinct to do the 9-9-9 challenge at a ball game

I miss the days when computers made noise and everything was called an application

Stop fucking smoking on the MFL Jesus Christ

My fursona would be Lorne Michaels from SNL

Moving here so that I can sleep in guilt-free. I am very tired but my time is limited so I gotta make the most of it

Philadelphia tomorrow

Accidentally smoked the joint of doom and agony and also of missing the bus apparently

Over/under 30 days until my annual heat stroke event (which usually waits until summer, but it’s 88 degrees at 5 pm in mid-March right now!)

Catcalling is one thing but catcalling me while I’m walking down Market smiling, enjoying the heat, thinking about how much I love my little life just crosses the line entirely

Bitches will go to one day of a fellowship and feel so inspired

Ignorance IS bliss

Remember how we used to name vine compilations. “Vines that butter my biscuit” or something like that

For the past week I’ve been nonstop switching back and forth between my “relax” and “lock in” playlists if you’re wondering how campaign season is going

SSRI enjoyers don’t forget to drink your water, we are not designed for the sun

Discord being down is crazy I have lost all contact with probably 20% of my friends

Is there such thing as a California-comparable taco in Chicago?

PSA: We have entered the LAST WEEK of Girl Scout cookie season. Get your cookies now, folks