You can absolutely be a crunchy hippie and buy your food from local regenerative farmers, BUT you must also acknowledge that feeding the entire planet requires industrial shit on a scale that’s admittedly hard to imagine.

I haven’t even read the article yet, but I hope she got a settlement that gives her an easy life the rest of her days. What a nightmare.

I just saw two black Michigan hockey players chirping their opponents in the most Canadian manner. Is this a Shoresy audition or what?! www.instagram.com/reel/DQzZjsP...

Who the fuck is the dude that CNN found in Cuba?!

Is there anything better than a dog who loves the water?! I used to take my lab, Riley, to this spot that had a pond, and I couldn’t keep that dude outta the water if I tried.

Just sent this skeet to my sister because she loves cacti and is also a pervert (complementary).

Goddamnit, why do these fuckers have to ruin *everything*?!?!

This dude is a legit creative genius. Gorgeous creations!!!

NYT: President Trump delivers unconventional eulogy for Robert Mueller

Amazing news!!

Honestly, truly, what the hell is this?! Something about my mayor drives some media absolutely batty.

I understand that no one politician is gonna have policy positions that perfectly overlap with my desires. HOWEVER….I truly believe overturning Citizens United absolutely needs to be one of those positions if someone wants my vote.

Are you fucking blowing me?! A dozen fucking Reapers?!?! I remember when you had to offer a first-born child in order to sacrifice a pred…..this is BONKERS.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

In yet another episode of “Stupidity Only Outmatched by Boldness”…..I think Trump is trying to grift Iran. My elder millennial self can’t help but resort to quoting Ron Burgundy, “I’m not even mad, that’s impressive!”

For REAL though!! And at my age? Just fucking stop already, please just quit.

It’s been a looong time since I looked at Iran professionally, and to be honest it wasn’t at this high a level. However, based on what I knew/remember, this sounds very on brand. The Iranian govt doesn’t half-step, and if you think they are…well, you’re playing checkers.

Okay, I have a very stupid but very serious question: With all of tech basically shlobbing the knob of AI, why is autocorrect on my iPhone still so goddamn stupid?

Hell yes!!

All I can do is just sigh heavily and pinch the bridge of my nose because what the actual fuck is this dude taking about?!

Truly, the news and state of the world is horrifying, you deserve to have a fabulous distraction, scored by Afroman’s sultry baritone.

Straight to jail! (I love it)

It feels like a special privilege to live in a place where the elected leader is NOT a narcissistic ignoramus.

If we had a functioning government, we would’ve already traded a reasonable number of Patriots for this cutting edge avocado technology.

The commentary is perfection

Sasquatch hunting camping trip. Participants from the entire K-12 school would attend. Big draws were cave exploration, s’mores, and seeing the math teacher in his deeply dorky element. MLC in Portland, OR.

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

On today’s episode of “What is NYC Listening To?” There is a car outside my building just *blasting* Milli Vanilli. The doors and windows are closed, so it’s a bit muffled, but that refrain is SO distinct.

The PR absolutely worked on me, then at some point I realized he was an enormous douche, and by ‘22 I was happy to leave Twitter after he bought it. In ‘23 I read Ludicrous by @niedermeyer.online and realized he’s a fraud, too.

Sharing to read later because I’m not trying to stroke out on a Saturday morning. In related news, I let my RN license expire at the end of February and I feel 100% okay with never working in a hospital L&D department again.

Inside the Department of War are two wolves: "We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting." "How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

Wait, wait, wait….are you telling me…that if you fuck around…. ….you may, in fact…find out? Oh, what’s that? You didn’t realize that goes both ways? Hm.

I read an article in the NYT this morning about all the countries approaching Ukraine for drone tech and expertise, and I just hope y’all are charging TOP fuckin’ dollar. Y’all paid for that shit in blood, so go get that bag.

ART

One of the best parts of the last mayoral race was learning how truly awesome Mr. Lander is.

I’ve got $100 that says this dog is at least 75% Lab.

How gorgeous are their voices?! And my god the acoustics in that garage, holy shit!!

Ha! I knew it!

Oh great, my kids’ favorite selfie angle is now an emoji.🤦🏼‍♀️

Sharing to read later….I watched maybe six minutes and wanted to vomit, so hats off to the journalists involved in reporting this. 🤮🤮🤮

Attending DLI was very much an eye opener in the sense that yes, there are a lot of languages, but also, holy shit there are some vast differences between all of them. Def a situation where the more you know, the more you realize you don’t know!

I mean, c’mon folks, how often can you donate to LOADS OF LOVE?!?!

Watch her face closely….as the reporter is asking the question, you can see her take a deep breath and slowly exhale as she prepares to spin some shit that she knows good and goddamn well is horseshit.

This is also sitting in my inbox, but I’m saving it as a motivational treat to read after I finish all my adult duties of the day.

The difficult part of having the Koala as your favorite animal as a child is that at some point you learn what they actually sound like, and well….

Anything between 3-6 is acceptable, with 3.5 being perfection.

lawyer randos are just walking into federal court and racking up Ws against the federal government lol gj everyone

It’s been a *struggle* trying to get my teens home after school got out. I get it, though, ran some errands earlier and it is GLORIOUS out there.