Amazing how quickly the “party of small government” has morphed into the party of “imperiously all up in everyone’s shit all the time.”

The 2026 verse for We Didn’t Start the Fire is already 14 minutes long

There's a more secure alternative to texting via your phone's native messaging app. Signal is a free app that employs end-to-end encryption and we have a step-by-step guide to help you learn how to use it. ssd.eff.org/module/how-...

The Death of a Showgirl. 4.5 / 10 👎

Guess what. It's the fucking guns.

Has anyone considered that countries not shipping to the US might be seen as economic sanctions?

This is some serious bullshit. It has been, but it's escalating.

I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.

An innocent President would simply release the Epstein Files and demand a full FBI investigation into every Epstein client. That’s it. That’s the whole ballgame summed up.

AI is getting rammed down our throats. We should have killed Clippy when we had the chance.

Maybe your president just gets two tariffs instead of 30

Imagine being the first person (cave person, etc) to discover... well, anything. "Man check out Thog sitting in that cold water rubbing that sponge all over his body, I wonder wtf he's up to"

I didn't have "the Vice President might have actually killed the Pope" on my bingo card.

Today would be a great day to watch zombie movies.

Sorry for the late-night update. Musk’s staffers are reaching out to leaders of nonprofit organizations, demanding to assign DOGE team members to any institute or agency receiving federal funds.

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

Why are assholes still screenshotting things from Twitter and posting them here? I thought we left that platform.

Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

Definitely do not email them lyrics to greenday songs, a cake recipe, your grocery list....Definitely do not waste their time. #PeoplesMovement #50501Movement #NoKings

Speaking of action, The Intercept found Musk's DOGE email address, [email protected]. I used this email to access the article. Use your imagination! theintercept.com/2025/03/06/e...

What does Marcellus Shale look like?!?

Welcome to the police state.

Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

Resegregation, Coups, and the Importance of Precise Language. Karen Attiah: the assault on diversity, equity and inclusion is actually aimed at resegregation. Orwell: “Political language…is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable”. [kottke.org]

Some of what Trump is attempting to do is unlawful, but some of his shadier maneuvers will likely be supported by the courts. SCOTUS is on his side. I don't say this to discourage people, but as a reminder that the law cannot be our bottom line. Our obligation is to each other, not the law.

Hanlon's razor, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity," is proving to have many exceptions of late.

All my homies have RCS now and I'm here for it.

Totally the wrong guy, everyone knows it was Waluigi.

It took a public execution to get them to cover anesthesia during a surgery.

Exiting Walmart. Associate: "Sir, can I see your receipt?" Me: "You a cop?" Associate: "Uh no."

president tries to seize power in south korea? significant resistance. president tries to seize power in brazil? president is arrested and banned from running again. president tries to seize power in america? the courts grant him total immunity and the voters reelect him with an allied congress

Picard management tip: Keep a log of your journey. You will understand better by writing it down.

“There’ll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago” Man these Halloween people, I can't even

Android Auto: "How was your audio quality?" Me: You never understand what I say and your Bluetooth connects only 65% of the time, but sure, keep asking about my audio quality, something we mastered in the 1960s.

Xitter account officially deactivated.

how did twitter end

Well, here we are on another social media place that hasn't turned shitty yet.