just spent half a year in neurotypical land that shit stank

podcaster History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is gender fluid, a homosexual or part of U2 or even someone who has no hoes. You should reevaluate your podcaster privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.

Can anyone tell me the name of this creature?

thats no good

listening to girls chat makes me think “this might be the best podcast episode of the decade” only for the next one to be even better

“art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable” Well you sounded reall comfortable saying that just now

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

don’t fucking show me that utube i dont wanna see it

pretty sure i don’t have any disorders or neurodivergence save for the fact that i really wish i was

Lion got an anxiety disorder.

*seeing a mid white guy with a funny beard* oh it's nick mullen

i fucking love passoid discourse because it pits the desire to enshrine your ideal gender as an aspirational objet a to never attain in direct conflict with the desire to recognize and abolish gender stereotypes as oppressive social structures and unwanted impositions

the lioness does not concern herself with everyone getting mad at her. the lioness fosters this indignation, actually

im in hunters marsh without the dash unlocked or w/e it is no spoilers rlly and im going to KEEP FIGHTING THERE

solid weeklong streak of dreams where im so wrong that everyone in my life wants to kill me

>download skong >play approximately 46 min >die to the first boss five times because im trying to practice the downslash more than im trying to actually beat the boss >finally manage to get three successive "pogo jumps" and a really nice parry >stop playing why did she give up? is she stupid?

i need to fuck an elf unprotected ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

height: checked

Innocent Job-Hunting College Girls Interviewed at an Adult Toy Company

“idunno if im autistic” girl you just spent all of last night trying to classify every rwby character as representing one of four seasons and finding corroborating evidence i dont know what you think that is

dianne reeves retire girl!!!!

ara ara this perfect g

am i crazy thinking gerson has old man richard roundtree energy

some days u wanna post for five hours and some days u wake up like

resume: drew dogfood

“ok this story is different because the city is like a character” you stupid dumb fuck. have you never made anything in your life. what do you think a subject is

They're making the sunsets transgender!

i need someone to grab my arms and pin my legs down and drive their foot into the small of my back like im a piece of chewing gum

caffeine & an antidepressant go together so good i feel like my skull is empty and i could arch my back until it snaps

just tried to remember the fairly oddparents fairies’ names and my mind immediately went to “Wendy” and “Carlos” is it over for me

ara ara this perfect shoot

im still not sure where i stand on my faith but i ultimately still carry the belief that if someone is visibly hurting - that is, posting vitriol at you unprompted - you need to turn the other cheek and offer them the grace to be vulnerable

death threats are nothing. some days i fantasize about going into the dms of people i admire who think of me as an equal and talking about how much they’ve influenced my life like they’re st augustine and weirding them out so much that they block me on all platforms

it’s the afternoon and i just made my first meal a whole bag of chips and some gummies and a coke. yesterday i had nothing

really should go on e but i think im too lazy and too stingy to officially try she/they mode…

knew a guy who acted exactly like tyler robinson & i think it’s awesome he’s now got a polisci degree & is doing the concern-posting abt political violence. this country remains one of the funniest

it’s so awesome to try to turn the most annoying unlikable guy formerly in the world into your own george floyd and then give up a day in

is there any way to die less dignified than sitting down without anything in front of you like a zoo exhibit

did anyone else lull themselves to sleep by drawing up mental spreadsheets of lego pieces and their frequency of appearance or was that just me

im so glad we got saddled with nothing but obscene masters

how r all u gals anti human pet guy & calling urself a naughty spayed little puppy girl like bffr now

im not really a paranoid person so id say my most paranoid belief is that the reason ive never gotten a virus from extensive piracy is that the first time i opened a putlocker link the cia began guiding & monitoring my interests 2turn me in2the most pliant disruptive agent 2the communities around me

i don’t block anyone because then how would i get the privilege to disparage them to their face

stop showing me the monkey and her stupid colour discourse comics she might be a step lower than poster on the “people to seriously consider” scale

“colourway” - fake word designed to drive me insane

i don’t actually know if hollow knight is bad or good and thats only because ive never played another metroidvania

“i just checked your feed and you’re clearly malding at me” read my entire profile from november 2023 and try to pinpoint a singular person i have ever focused on besides myself

im the funniest person who has ever spoken about my hyperfixations. im like the chinky netscape negro. they’re gonna kill me for this

when you’re being mean to me online this is who you’re hurting, if you even care