empire strikes back is so funny as a sequel to star wars because it’s definitively the most freudian star war now that they’re done making those

if you think about it obama is kinda the lincoln of actually supporting same sex marriage

ok but what if someone wrote a song called blue onions

typed “pending trending” award

communists are constantly railing off about how the politics of the only “doers” in this country are malformed, ill-informed, incoherent, and often contradictory; so what’s exactly surprising about a liberal shooter?

all things considered lee gilley is kinda a looker

Literally no one cares... no one comments on anything you post. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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it’s kinda awesome the thing thats enthralled the global north is a machine that is fed disparate data and prodded towards an answer aligning with reality de jure without understanding what it actually means because that’s how we understand and measure intelligence

did it again uniquely aeard

a crying baby i walked past suddenly stopped and stared attentively at me i think because it had never seen anything so ugly it its life

to my deep chagrin, the word i have probably seen the most in my lifetime is "exclusive"

how do i get to e-ssex

yea u should be maximizing happiness completely. u should chase a higher happiness index and reduce the suffering quotient tenfold. utilitarians are such stupid capitalists

thucydiGEEZ

i think worse than Gen X or millennial art chasing a trend like lol so random xD humour are complaints that treat them like uniquely evil and wholly emblematic generational rep

“Moses is mastering the fine art of blaming misfortune on worshippers of a Bronze Bull”

i’m glad the Supreme Court said what we’ve all been thinking: lawyers should be in charge of medicine

i love when april fools comes up or, as i like to call it, “get pinged a thousand times by the evangelion discord server” day

who else got a kanopy subscription and opened thirty tabs for movies they never watched⁉️⁉️

the former class clown who was always like “only yo mama can prevent wildfires hehehe” is fighting for his life right now on the dopeman’s couch

some day ur skull hurts so bad u wanna stick a straw in there & start suckin

i love being asked to save a document and then hitting save as and titling it and then moving it with the assumption it’s saved and then opening it and it’s reverted to its base form

if i dont post anything this very minute someone will execute my whole family and then take ownership of my ira and i really cannot afford the latter

chat im hearing chainsaw man got the ninjago skybound ending is this true

We already have an enormous monument to Robert E. Lee's contributions to the history of the United States: Arlington National Cemetery.

hillary clinton undoubtedly smells her own queefs after letting them rip

Reminder to check out the current bds targets bdsmovement.net/Guide-to-BDS...

Even compared to 6 years ago, so little of The Discourse actually gets published. character counts and likes shapes the conversation and it leaves nothing for someone to look back and learn from after a month from now.

Why does my vhs copy of 2001 look like this?

timotheé chalamet looks like he should play caillou

every time the chapos say “markwayne mullin” i wonder if this is the moment they’ll acknowledge the easy punchline

"you're not that tall" explain to me why i have to look down to do anything and end up scrunching my neck up 20 hours of the day

how to get out of extreme debilitating depression Reddit

i don’t think anyone with a 9-to-5 has the right to shame anyone with an addiction or to categorize ppl as “addicts”

does Brad bird look like phillip seymour hoffman or is that just me

(for what seemed like no reason at all) Happy White Day!

unstated about gen z is how much toy story fucks you up as a child if your brain came out wrong

MOVIE/DUNDEE.GIF

what if it was maria party

getting my wisdom teeth removed would feel so fucking good right about now

i kinda get why rfk jr is opposed to abortion when he had a weird autonomous parasite in his body for years

the core of conspiracy culture seems to be rooted in the fact that america is a country of wayward misfits who have so resented the notion of their own history or place of origin that they cast aspersions that anyone with family history or camaraderie might be in on something they aren’t

“i might’ve found quarrel with her politics, and her political statements, and everything she stood for, and she may have taken the opportunity to lambast me in life as a fool and a moron and an oaf and a stooge but let it be known that I Was Not Owned. Do Not Put in The Paper That I Got Owned”