Wow Elvis was a terrrrrible husband

Now that I’m looking looking I can see a difference

Imma make him mine. Mark my words

…..what

Tik tok got me crying today

Need a long walk, tree, and sopranos after work. In that order.

My favorite pastime is watching gym content made by women

Going to sleep at 6:46 pm is crazy but maybe I’ll sleep through the night

I don’t like that

It’s my birthday. I’m a leo and I have been dressed for 10 minutes but I keep walking to my mirror to look at myself. VERY leo coded

Men are funny when they ask you not to be on anything after yall have sex and you listen. Like you told me to not like you romantically??? Am I not following directions????

Got hit with my first reverse stock split

My friend from pre school just got engaged. Haven’t spoken to her in a few years but it still warms my heart

It’s one particular tik tok sound from Sinners that triggers me 😭

Slim Thug is just lame af. LAME AS HELL!

5’1

Ya’ll suck dick at writing these posts. Saying his lies FIRST then suggesting the opposite means you’re just saying his lies.

One homeboy is getting my hair and nails done for my birthday, another just offered to pay for my lunch cause funds are low rn but I am supposed to settle??? 🫩

Perfect

Adding lemon juice to my lip scrub has changed the game

Ight what is happening

Let that man go and my finances got better

That’s a boy charge

Mason-Dixon line people Mason-Dixon line. Anything below that is the South. Please read more

Were you selected already? If not you’re probably fine

God bless South Park

Hopefully I can get home before three

Watching my friend go through something she has no idea is likely a cannon event. All of this is FUCKED but I know for a fact once she’s on the other side of this it’s UP!

OZZY GONE?

It’s gon be some upset Israelis when they find out they can still go to hell regardless of their bloodline.

The person who said, "A crush is just a lack of information" really cooked.

Yeah I still need to work through that

Lick, lightly bite, pinch

Winter needs to be on its way and im so mf serious. I HATE BUGS

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

The state getting all their money’s worth today with me chile. I’m ready to clock out

Of all the Huxtables?!??

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner. 🕊️

Theo 💔

Oh no 🫩 RIP

The 2nd greatest mistake in American history happened on this day last year. The first was letting the Confederate go after the war should’ve hung them all. Sigh 😔

I’ve been trying to pull discovery all morning 😭 I came in wanting to be hella productive today and now this. I’m TIRED

Lemme be clear… $875 for 3bd spot? If I ain’t have kids, I’d be sold. That’s a LICK

I think irrational people get upset by that. Someone with a job and responsibilities wont most likely. Someone with free time may But then again irrational people will be irrational regardless of a job or not

…..what

I just feel like as a grown adult, we can’t get mad at each other when we don’t get quick responses between the hours of 8:30-5:00. People be at work.

We are going to have a good ass week! We will not let the retrograde fuck up the mission of a good time! We will enjoy the start of our season! #bigLEO

Apparently the properties of it make the addiction similar to a heroin addiction

Cee Lo Green was at my aunt’s house. They were already divorced and I didn’t expect to see him there 🤣