Thought I would treat myself to a Starbucks refresher after work. That was my 1st mistake. 2nd was (probably) making a face when they asked me to give a tip before I paid. Because dude very carefully handed my lemonade thru the drive thru without giving away the lid was just laying on top. 🤬

This right here!

Jimmy Kimmel is back. Now lets lift Karen Attiah! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/24/b...

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep. 1. California Department of Education codes and the specifics of Special Education 2. Star Trek and why the Kelvin timeline is trash 3. Why simply having attended a school does not make you qualified to make decisions about what is taught

If Californians don't pass Prop 50 on November 4th, Donald Trump will rig the 2026 election and steal control of Congress.

CA residents, on NOV 4, there will be a ballot with your name on it. America needs you to show up, to be our GUARDRAIL, to say NO to TX stealing House seats & YES to Prop 50

Leaving this here for no reason.

Yes we know he lies

#STEPHENCOLBERT 🥳🥳🥳

This is amazing.

@ebonymcmorris.bsky.social You obviously don’t need validation from me or any stranger. I do want to thank you for clapping back at that obnoxious orange stain on our country!

Watched the news on KRON 4 (Nexstar owned) with the intention of reaching out to advertisers. Their advertisers are FinishYourDiploma.org SmokeyBear.com LoveYourMind.org BelongingBeginsWithUs.org Okay, so also TheHill and NewsNation…. But I love California! 🥰

The tiger WILL eat your face sooner or later, businesses!

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

We are not “heading toward fascism.”

@matthewkingart.bsky.social Sharpies AND Raccoons? It’s like we are twins separated before conception! 😉

So the “pro-life” party really isn’t? Shocking.

Yup

@npr.org Your email reporting from Manoush Zomorodi regarding Rachel Faulkner White’s “Are the Kids Alright” says “handwriting lessons are out the window.” In California, and in 25 other states, cursive writing lessons have been mandated in grades 1-6 since Jan 2024. Was that AI “reporting?”

Oh shit, I didn't see where this was going at first.

US news is NOT covering this at all‼️ WONDER WHY?

I don’t know who needs to hear this (just kidding, we see you): Half-staff is for land Half-mast is for boats

This audiobook just became available in my library account. Has anyone read it? Would love the chance to discuss.

There is no “violence on both sides.”

👀👀👀 I can't help but see a pattern here.

Truth.

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

So, anyway. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

I tend to perseverate over social interactions, thinking about what I *should* have said (or not said). So I started telling myself to myself, “Stop. Nobody is thinking about you.” And now people have lately been saying to me, “Oh! I was thinking about you when…”

I was scrolling through texts looking for something and found this legit text to an admin during summer school. #GivingSchittsCreek

I have to send a syllabus home for each class for every student to have signed by an adult at home. This week I got back 2 signed in pencil (with multiple erasures). One student (18!) can vote. The other said to me, “But you gotta admit, that {signature} was FIRE!” Teachers are trying, y’all.

100%

If I out-of-the-blue just liked 12 of your posts, take comfort that I am not stalking you. I somehow ended up on your feed and forgot I wasn’t on the main.

Don’t worry. Be floppy.

If humans named their offspring the same way they name their pets, we’d have driver’s licenses with monikers like Shadow, Stove, Whiskers, Pumpkin, and Smokey. And now that I think about it, I think it is kind of a bummer that they don’t.

Nice lil pedo ring you’ve got there. Would be a shame if we all rose up to get justice for those women. #ReleaseTheEntireList

I am trying hard to find joy and celebrate where I find space to, but honestly I am just so tired I don’t know how sustainable this is.

Sounds familiar

New ad exposes Donald Trump for who he really is and what he is really doing. Trump does not want you to watch this.

Any teachers out there with ideas on how to manage to accept having to bend over backwards to appease unreasonable parents and their whiney lil spawn?

If you have God or hunting in your bio, I am probably not your cup of tea.

I adore this man, and I don't even live in NYC.

If you see this, post a monster.

I do not care what 🍊💩 has to say about anyone’s anything, and especially not about anyone’s engagement.

Why isn’t anyone reporting what the future Travis Swift spent on engagement clothes and accessories?

Just ordered a bunch of Don’t Poke the Bear stickers from my governor Newsom’s patriot store. (store.gavinnewsom.com) I understand the proceeds will help fund the special election held Nov. 4 to counter red state gerrymandering/rigging!

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