When a job description asks for attention to detail and you use examples of finding typos on their website. Somehow you do not get the job?

In less than a week I begin my 50th year and the current contents of my pockets are: - Assorted beer mats x 7 (a gift FOR me) - Myki card x 2 (lost/found/stolen) - Tetleys Teabags, Extra Strong x 2 ( a gift FROM me) #StayWeird

the new year

After sharing a list of tips for companions on how to move their audience from X to Bsky, a number of lovely clients asked me to do the same from their side. So clients and admirers, this one’s for you:

🕯️ 17th December is the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. We have prepared resources so you can honour their memory alongside us: nationaluglymugs.org/internationa... There are 242 people on NUM's memorial card. Please share ❤️ #IDEVASW #IDEVASW25 #DoMoreThanSayTheirNames

📻 6.50pm NDIS & sx work Presenter James Harkness interviews two sx workers, @pixiefern.bsky.social and @kaisilver.com.au, about the NDIS changes which occurred in October 2024, which now prevent people with disabilities from using their NDIS funds to pay for sx workers.

I like this bingo card. 2026 bucket list ahoy!

Too much skin for a work Xmas do?

I received a beautiful compliment at work today. That my hair has grown into a messy shag, and looks like bed hair. This is EXACTLY what I hoped for. I usually resist appearance based compliments but I let this one through to the keeper.

Lord/Lady grant me the memory to drink enough water, power to get in the pool twice a week and freedom to cry when I need to.

Today, Intersex Day of Solidarity (also termed Intersex Day of Remembrance) we have big news: the InterLink psychosocial support service is officially accredited under national quality and safety standards for digital mental health services www.starobserver.com.au/news/interse...

I'm fascinated by the myth of hyperindividualism, appearing in the movies where One Important person makes a stirring speech and sways the tide of opinion and immediate action to inevitably succeed. Braveheart, Avatar, Independence Day.

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This is real. I have been a sex worker for over 30 years now, and I have made more money in every passing decade. Especially if you stay in the same city for most of the time, you develop long term client relationships, and new people approaching you see that you’re a established person in the space

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I'm teaching my cute little class again on how to book a Provider without making rookie errors..well, without making the ones I made! Features: Anonymous questions! Candid, but useful experience Expert Resources & Where to start You can keep your camera off and use a pseudonym if you prefer.

FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...

Anyone else tryna hide their Halloween spending and slutty accessories crafty from their live in life partner? No, just me then. This has to be a sign, possibly of my witchy powers.

Happy(?) World Menopause Day to those who celebrate.

4 truths and a lie. Outfits I have worn to my friendly local sex club. - Outsize Pajamas and slippers - Collar and a cape - thigh high black boots and studded pasties - Bathers (two piece) - Knee socks, lacy knickers and a cropped tee

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We are excited to promote a GoFundMe for an incredible new book project, Defending Bodies. Every contribution helps bring this important book to life and strengthens a growing global movement for intersex justice. www.gofundme.com/f/4h3bv4?att...

There's no "standard" way to experience pain. I reckon a few other professions/ repetitive hobbyists (runners, weightlifters, knitters) might have some interesting findings. Is it the music or assigning meaning to the pain of repetition (practice/drills/experience).

“… the musicians' brains responded differently to pain. Their training seems to have given them a kind of buffer against the usual negative effects, both in how much pain they felt and in how their brain's motor areas reacted.” #scicomm #music #pain www.sciencealert.com/musicians-do... 🧪 🧠 🎶

I've been reading some fantasy smut. The kink based magic system has its own internal logic with some caveats. But I'll never forgive the license taken with HUMAN anatomy! Nothing breaks the spell quicker. How can a nose be in anyone's navel if I've got my gob all the way down to the base of a peen?

When i see ppl struggling to understand that the only consent that matters in kinky erotica is between you and your decision to look at it or not, i want to direct them to the definition of a scene in a BDSM context. Think of erotica as a play scene an artist has created and is sharing.

Goodness me! Endogenous oxytocin is a powerful drug. Last night I confessed to a small, trustworthy group of near strangers that my kinks include meddling in people's lives, and that if kissing hadn't been invented, I would choose sniffing clothes as my foray into intimacy.

It's International Sex Worker Pride Day! 🎉 Our community is diverse, strong and resilient and today is a day to celebrate our achievements. We extend solidarity and love to all of our fellow sex workers today. ❤️

It won't always feel mortifying, but it may feel like this to begin with. Grateful to those who have allowed me to see and know them in their fullest truth. 🤍

Think we're going to like Mamdani !

Medical bullying can look like being talked over, misgendered, pressured into procedures, or having your body treated as a curiosity. Visit the Interlink resource hub for support in navigating medical spaces with confidence and dignity. ilink.net.au/resource-hub/

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"For me, this is more than just a profession; it’s an art form where trust, connection, and empowerment intertwine" @leolockwood.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/leo-lockwood/

Never in a million years did I think I would get to experience compersion for my Husband's NRE. But here we are, he's head over heels for a geriatric rescue Staffy. #PrettyPrincess #BestGirl #SupremeBeing

How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid.

"Mercy/Mxstress/Daddy/Princess/Goddess/Your grace/Sir/various begging noises" @mxstressmercy.bsky.social roladex.com.au/escort/mercy-may/

Have a simple little #poolverine smooch. 🎨