POV: You just bought me an oat chai and we’re about to get lost in the city streets together…

Interested in what I’m up to? My calendar is filling up and so is my… mmmm xoxo Direct all love notes via my website, please and thank you ❤️

Vancouver has my heart ❤️🌲 Been MIA because I’m having the most wonderful time in Canada… It fills my cup being able to wander from the skyscrapers into the forest in one afternoon. Day off Pixie is always a happy Pixie x

Everything is such a a whirlwind at the moment and I’m so fucking here for it… Vancouver is happening, and then I’m disappearing to Fiji before I descend back onto the east coast of Australia in December for a cheeky private consultation tour. Catch me if you can (Melbourne, Sydney & GC!) ✈️😇✨

Dear Algorithm Gods, Please send this to those who need it most today, and let it live in their minds rent free forevermore. Yours forever, Pixie 💒

Fuck me, it’s so nice to be in a bubble for a few days. Drinking every drop of this time up. 💕🌲🥰

Vancouver… it’s so nice to be inside you again. ✨ (that was the longest, most disrupted and turbulent long haul I’ve taken in a while but oh my it’s already worth it!) I’m clocking off to fix this jet lag… 😇

My intensive consulting session (spanning 3 delightful days and nights) commences tomorrow and I am beyond excited 🥹💕 Vancouver, it’s so yummy to be here. Thank you for having me, always.

About to dive into a long haul flight, and so ready to be offline for its duration. I love travelling the world! My childhood dream is my current reality and I am constantly pinching myself (hehe, ouchie) but now matter how grateful I am for this life… Honestly? As I board my flight to colder

Thanks Melbourne, you’ve been fucking delicious. I’m scooting off to Vancouver now and hoping for some more love notes… 💌 I’m only available for a limited time so ensure communications are kept clear, concise and full of love 🥰

Ok ok I admit it, my social media consistency needs improvement, but can you guess what ✨doesn’t✨ need improving? Wrong answers only please 😛

There is so much happening in my personal time, and lucky for you, I film it 😋🌸💕 Go click on the link, I believe in you! You can pay $15 for unlimited access or go and choose which videos you want on my free site! I’m having so much fun, you should totally watch 🥵🍒

I swear this top wasn’t this see through… oops 🥹

Just in case you were wondering where to catch me between the sheets…

I have VERY LIMITED FUCKING TIME LEFT before I shoot off to Vancouver. You can only see me Wednesday (tomorrow!!!!) or Thursday… and then I’m gone. GONE. This is your final warning. PS, I’m horny. 😇

If you need me, you’ll literally find me lurking in the bushes… 🌿

All I wanna do today is snuggle up in bed, listening to the rain… why does wet weather do this to me? 😇

When he texts you asking if it’d be okay to take you to Pretty Woman the Musical for our third date… 🥹

One of the best things about my ‘disappear somewhere hot & humid’ thing is going makeup free for a month. I ❤️ the element of drag in my world, but my skin always welcomes the break. (Posting this with mascara smeared down my face after some naughty events…) Oh, polarity!

I’m back on X after a long time and have so much news! Caution is key to maintain my little bubble over there so I promise I’ll be a good girl. If you can head over to @realpixiefern and gimme a little like, RT or follow so I can find my people again, you get kisses through the ether from me! ❤️

Baby pink lace brings out my submissive side 🥹💕 It’s soooo good to be back in Melbourne, frolicking in my bedsheets again! A holiday does wonders to my vitality… 😇

What could be better than a book and a ✨me✨ by the pool? 😇 I’m still recovering from the beautiful evening we shared at the @swcrawards.bsky.social last night! Wow. What an honour to be in this naughty, little world. ❤️

Just landed in Melbourne after a perfect month in Koh Samui. Mentally I’m still there, but no one can stop me coz I’m heading to the @swcrawards.bsky.social tonight! Celebrating this community is my favourite way to socialise, I can’t wait to go get all overwhelmed & non verbal around my people 🥹💘

Since taking some time away, I’ve realised I get the most love interest DURING working out legs in the gym. So now I’m doing leg day for 6 hours daily. 🙃 ….I am kidding. But I have been doing 100 squats a day among a few other bodyweight exercises and I’m feeling so strong!

It’s getting closer and closer to the day I can finally get utterly ruined back in my favourite city 🥹 If you want to slide into my schedule, I have a few spots left in between lovers, life admin, spending time doing the things I love and lots of self care. 💒 Reach out xo

I made the naughtiest film in (and out) of this little red dress… 💋

My secret superpower is the fact I used to be bullied for having ginger hair, acne and braces. Dorks will ALWAYS SUCCEED OUTSIDE HIGH SCHOOL! PS I’m long sighted now, and have fallen in love with glasses. Headaches = gone! 🥹

Yesterday’s I swam in a pool in the torrential, 30 degree rain. It was orgasmic. It’s times like this little pocket of joy I must remember in the moments that feel like this is all just a lot. I also replied to some date planning requests… 🥰🌸 My phone will be near me all day. Your move, baby 💕

Oh, the things I’d do to have been a fly on the wall… or maybe a couch cushion 🥹 If you don’t follow these honeys, go and get onto it 🌸

Leaving X was high on my agenda, but sadly the % of dates I got by existing there was a big hit for me. So I’m back on it as @realpixiefern 💕 I feel all sorts of ways, like a lot of us do about the way the world is at the moment, but if you have a following there I’d appreciate a retweet/follow 🥹

I love the clean girl aesthetic, but 
I’m more of a dirty after clean girl.
Freshly shaved, freshly oiled, freshly ruined is my happy place 🫠🌹

Planning ahead is non-negotiable when you crave a life this naughty! Spending my holiday in a bikini by the pool, locking in our steamy dates for my return... Anticipating debauchery? That’s my ultimate turn-on. 🥰 With desires this depraved, we plan. Found you, my schedule-clearing suitor! 😘

I don’t do yoga for flexibility.
 I do it so I can look extra angelic (read: strong but subby) in my lingerie later. 📸 @momofotophoto.bsky.social 🩷

I’m back on the Bad Place & you can find me there on @realpixiefern Hopefully no one will guess I’m a dirty little slut who rents my body by the hour 🤪 I hate it there but business isn’t the same without it. If you exist on X, go follow me and I’ll send you all the kisses through the ether 🥰❤️

I’m off for an incredibly fancy meal tonight at a restaurant only accessible by boat. I try to make it to one Michelin star restaurant in every location I fly to… My last was Metate in Cabo, Mexico. Let’s see how Thailand fares! 🥹✨🏝️ If you want to sponsor a cocktail, Beem me at @pixiesbeenbad 🌸

To celebrate 10 weeks post boobs here’s some of my favourite things about them: 🍒 eating snacks to have crumbs fall down my cleavage 🍒 making eye contact with strangers staring & saying ‘eyes down here’ 🍒 feeling girly while wearing my grandad reading glasses 🍒 feeling my absolute self

I just did a 6 hour photoshoot in the 30C heat! I hope you’re all proud of me 🥹 I’m about to update my ads to stop catfishing/show off my new 🍒 and I can’t wait for you all to see the shots 💦 My calendar is full until October 20th… you’re gonna keep me so busy 🥵 @marmalade-studio.bsky.social 📸

This lace? It is my hazard tape. Enter at your own risk… or just beg sweetly. 😈💕 Gifted by a lover who knows my weaknesses. 🥹 My love language is gifts, and I love a soul who listens… xo

Impromptu reminder that I fucking ADORE seeing people who claim they are inexperienced, introverted or shy. You are my people. I am you. If you are ready to see someone like me, but the only thing stopping you is making it happen… this is your sign ❤️ You deserve it. I promise you. 1/2

I have these dreams of being booked back to back by 10 people in one day… If only you could all opt in 🥹🤞 I am drooling at the thought… 🥵

My yummy scrummy October in Melbourne is looking very naughty and I simply cannot contain my excitement! 🥹 I have a limited amount of spots left, and I’m really craving meeting a few new souls… 🌸 What’s stopping you from taking the plunge and meeting me/treating yourself? I’d love to know ❤️

Leaning into my pro-sub desires, my Dirty Girl dates are my favourite… Go down the rabbit hole. I dare you 😈

Planning ahead = peak kink 😈📅 Nothing hotter than locking in debauchery with a lover who makes space for steamy sauna times with @cecebarkerx.bsky.social 📸 shot by @divinehousephotography (find her on insta) 💦🌸✨ Wanna peek behind the curtain of our naughty retreat? We’re excited for our reunion 🥹

Today I used my film production degree to make porn using my iPhone on selfie mode. Don’t tell me I’m not well-educated. 💕

Yesterday was one of the best days of my life, spent at a beautiful elephant sanctuary. I learnt so much and got to take of these beautiful ladies for the afternoon and I think I’ll be floating on a cloud for months 🐘🥹❤️

I am delighted to announce I’ve been nominated for 3 @swcrawards.bsky.social Awards! If you’re a peer, you can register and vote for your favourite nominees via their website. If you’re a fan, you can go and vote for the fan category winners! ❤️

Oh, there’s a new drop on all my subscription sites… by the way 🥰❤️

I’m taking myself shopping tonight to get some dresses for a shoot I have planned while I’m on the island. 🏝️ I’m hoping to find some gorgeous fabrics that drip over my new cleavage… please send me good luck (and $$$) 💕 Beem: pixiesbeenbad 😇❤️

I’m going to an elephant sanctuary today 🥹🏝️💦🐘

Delighted about this already! So many amazing people to see and places to go 🥹❤️