My response to the Southport inquiry: the one lesson we definitely did learn is that some idiot spreading misinformation online can lead to widespread riots among knuckle-dragging racist fuckwits.

£190m to Cambridge University?? Even when billionaires show a bit of philanthropy they fuck it right up. Think of all the schools, teachers and food that could have provided in a third world country. Dickhead!

At a time where there are a plethora of atrocious people - Ben Gvir manages to stand out as the most disgusting ‘human’

Son has just turned 18 - immediately peppered with gambling ads. Millionaires who advertise are bad enough but those who advertise this nefarious bunch are utter twats! Yes you - Crouch, Dyer, Winston, Mourinho, Ferdinand, Cantona et al

🫣I got CALLED OUT here!!!! Utterly EXPOSED🫠 For daring to support Hannah Spencer & @zackpolanski.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk in the Manchester by-election 😱😱😱😱😱😱 Here’s why I did it:

It is IMO pretty clear how the world should be dealing with Donald Trump, who is an outright menace to the entire human species, but you’d get banned from this website for saying it explicitly.

What a result!! Huge congratulations to the amazing Hannah Spencer - everyone in Gorton and Denton has just made history. This result shows @greenparty.org.uk can win anywhere, that the politics of hope can win over the politics of hate & there is no longer any such thing as a Labour safe seat 💚

Green Menaces - let’s go. 💚 Huge huge thanks to everyone who’s backed this campaign and shown it so much love. Now we leave nothing on the pitch. Let’s get this over the line. Vote Green. Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk

Lower bills. Protect the NHS. Rebuild public services. Vote Hannah Spencer & the Green Party.

The other day Manchester United’s co-owner Jim Ratcliffe said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants"….today there’s this billboard outside of Old Trafford 🔥….way to go Manchester 💪!

Meet Hannah Spencer - Green MP candidate for Gorton and Denton, and the only vote to stop Reform.

I'm so excited for this weekend. It's hate Vs hope. Let's get Hannah Spencer elected! 💚🙌🏼

Saturday. 10am. Denton. Biggest action day ever? We have to stop Reform. Let’s elect Hannah Spencer 💚 actionnetwork.org/events/big-d...

Hundreds of volunteers hitting the streets this morning in Gorton and Denton. Lower bills, tax the super-rich- hope will win. Only the Greens can stop Reform in this by-election.

Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚

There is no ceasefire. Just Israeli death and destruction. Every single day, for decades. Relentless oppression. They kill kids for fun.

Alan Titchmarsh currently narrating his own composition on Classic FM. It’s beyond Partridge and so utterly, fascinatingly shite.

2 blokes at work just said the policies of @zackpolanski.bsky.social are ridiculous. I asked them to point out which ones, both mumbled something about boobs getting bigger. I pointed out that that wasn’t Green Party policy - they’ve yet to offer anything else. Pathetic.

Local ADHD assessments now at a near 7 year waiting list. Deary fucking me.

Eurovision was always a guilty pleasure - it can fuck right off

#whatever #nevermind

A Government of cowards. Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution. They can't get away with this. Join.greenparty.org.uk

What an utter utter helmet that man is

COME ON VILLA!!

Only the Metro and The Daily Star have a picture of the incredible train hero on the front page this morning. Imagine if he had been the perpetrator…..

Never say grovelling like an absolute toad for 20 years can’t make your dreams come true. Pathetic.

Makes me chuckle when they say ‘this may be the series where they finally beat oz’….theres been a couple of chances in the last 40 years but this certainly isn’t one of them. Score flattered England.

This will all end with him strung up in the ruins of that ballroom…..hopefully.

I think Labour’s ‘handling’ of the Maccabi Tel-Aviv affair can be summed up perfectly by just watching Ronnie Rosenthal’s miss in 1992 at Villa Park….if Ronnie had celebrated his miss by having a dump on the penalty spot.

BBC running the Maccabi Tel-Aviv bollocks as its main headline. Good 4 or 5 scrolls until you reach the story of the 10 year old Palestinian boy murdered by Israel. Fuck off.

Not only are we at record numbers of members and growing every day - this is our highest ever poll rating. We're just getting started. This is the politics of the 99% Vs the 1% for a country we can all afford to live in - plenty of room to grow. Join.greenparty.org.uk

"it was as laughable as Dave Chappelle, with an estimated worth of $70m, doing his show in Riyadh for the money." Yes lad. The ultra-rich are famously disinterested in accumulating more wealth. Once they hit a certain threshold they like to donate their services to oppressive regimes for free.

If Play School was still going and decided to look through the Overton Window today….it would find Michael Heseltine is now in the Green Party.

The Mail - fucking hell

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Probably the most important but neglected scandal about Mandelson. Epstein was close to Peter Thiel. Thiel had secret meetings with Cummings and Johnson before Palantir’s 100m contract Mandelson’s Global Counsel was pitching Thiel’s Palantir to Starmer. What a carousel of cronyism

'Double Infinity' — Big Thief's first album in over three years, and their first since the departure of bassist Max Oleartchik — is out this Friday. Read our Premature Evaluation review:

The PNG Courier returns. open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

This is why we need immigration I can't hire these thick fucks 🙄🙄

If you were outside an asylum seeker hotel today spitting venom at desperate people then you don’t have legitimate concerns…..you’re just a cunt!

Seeing as every insufferable twat in the country is seemingly intent on causing a riot of hate before the end of summer - I’d recommend popping down to your local asylum seeker hotel and showing them a bit of love. Donate playing cards, games, footballs, jigsaws….maybe just a chat.

The family of Bebe King, one of the girls killed in the Southport attack, have urged ministers to reconsider disclosing ethnicity of suspects. They say family were failed by “despicable” actions of far right, who “tried to make political gain from our tragedy” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

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Jeremy Bowen looks so fucking angry

The way I look at it is the earth has been on 40 fags a day for the past 60 years. No point cutting down, going on silk cut ultras or even vaping….off the lot and into recovery ASAP!

Feel sorry (almost) for the Lions fans about to miss out on watching the State of Origin 😉

Watched Gaza - Doctors Under Attack last night. The barbarism of Netanyahu’s Israel is beyond evil. The medical staff of Gaza are exceptional human beings- what devotion, courage and sacrifice. Heroes.

WE ARE ALL PALESTINE ACTION

Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.

The Met Office are letting us submit our own storm name suggestions: www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o... There's space for five names in the submission boxes. Let's go with: Exxon Mobil BP Shell Equinor Chevron At last, those companies will get the recognition they deserve. Pls retweet!