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straight man orders drink at gay bar in perfect zest. shocks fags.

i haubd a gnobe bleebd

🎵 i took a shit in ibiza 🎵

why aren't there any lesbian sitcoms

i love houndstooth pattern. it is my most beloved.

i am making it my lifes goal to have at least one fit where i will be houndstoothed to the nines

the rofl emoji is a plague on the earth

i did it. i taught a girl how to kiss. my life is complete. boomshakalaka.

today i learned about the portland goop room

nothing in the world can contain my love for this emoji

i am krita's strongest supporter

html is so gay mreow mrow mrrp miaow :333

dan clancy ain't doing shit on the twitch website man it's so buggy

make 3 spongebobs

somewhat decent aurora pic for being only about a kilometer from downtown minneapolis

The dead flower you give to a beautiful women is stronger than the blooming one you don't pick

If you were a fish in the deep sea you would be helpless before the dim glow of an anglerfish's light.

i love the phrase "trivial and useless"

HEARTBREAKING: This Woman Took The Best Photo Of Her Ass She’s Ever Taken But Has No Wife To Send It To

it's honestly impressive how a 24 pack of ramen noodles is only $6. you could survive solely off ramen noodles for 8 days straight for a grand total of $6.

my epilator slightly broke so when i shave it not only sounds like a vibrator but also like a diesel powered one 😭

guy who's sex playlist consists solely of AI generated songs

i somehow managed to wake up this morning to having a wet dream AND my afternoon nap ended up with the same fate. i only rarely havr wet dreams. 2 in the same day is unprecedented. this is crazy.

found this picture while looking for glasses online. lots to learn from this image.

i had a dream there was a shirt that had one of the twin towers on each sleeve and it was part of a line of designer clothes based on famous disasters like mount saint helens or the san francisco earthquake

fuck my chungus life i napped through the aurora borealis

Your midriff should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

my ideology is that i love bad bitches

i had a dream last night there was competition called "little women" where a bunch of women would go in a room and make dog noises and whoever was voted the best got a prize

open concept slop has been the worst thing to happen to interior design since houses were built

plain english is the best way to communicate. brevity is the wit of the soul.

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gatorade for some reason:

i need to kiss every square inch of a woman

guy with a bus stop fetish: this is where i get off

square centimeter has so much less aura than square inch

call me wu the way my xiao long

is it just me or are there a lotnof bald guys from chicago?

a 1d line is a triangle. get it twisted.

every number system is base 10

this is my favorite painting ever and people need to appreciate it more

why does every modern house have to be open concept. i want walls everywhere. give me closed concept please im begging.

five nights at doctor labubu

deaf and blind people both have a method of communicating behind the others' backs

you have met me at a very german time in my life

i finally got sub 20 secs on minesweeper int nearly 3000 completed int games and almost 400 games under 30 seconds i'm so goated

us gov shutdown because and i quote "they want transgender for everybody"

somehow i managed to uninstall the installer on my first day using arch linux

what the fuck is up with the german hip hop album arts