Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.

Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)

Bring back my girls (where they at?) Bring back my girls (get 'em back) Bring back my girls (come on) Bring back my (ladies) Bring back my girls But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live

DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...

It would be wild if I started using this app

SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !

Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat

Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com

I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)

Traveling for comedy a bit in March! Come say hello if I’m in your city: linktr.ee/jjs_iii

My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!

So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop

If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”

Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.

Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.

Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever

Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.

We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.

me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top

Today is TDOR, where we remember all of the trans people we have lost to murder and violence. In 2024: 77% were people of color. 53% were black transgender women. 60% were killed with a gun. 40% were deadnamed or misgendered by the authorities or press 🕯️

Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you (This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)

Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public.

I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!!

show me your legs bluesky? FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!

Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!!

Follow Brendo! He’s funnier than me, and I’m mostly only here to look at butts.

Wanting to be part of crowd work at a comedy show is inherently queer. Oh, you want ATTENTION? You mean the gayest thing of all time?!?!

Give Hilary Duff a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars for her comically bad Italian accent in The Lizzie McGuire Movie.

What is the vibe here? Please answer.

No idea what app that’s NOT called Twitter that I’m supposed to be tweeting on.

Dog update.

I am no longer watching corgis.

Bluesky saw it first. (You are currently using Bluesky)

There are too many apps.

Being a bitch on Facebook as a form of radical queer protest, and nobody can stop me.

It is against my nature to participate in things like this, but sorry, I love this and forgot about it until now.

Extra corgi pics for my Sky-Heads!!! This is exclusive content for the Blue Crew.

Between Jonah Hill and Darius Jackson—just two recent examples—we need to have a serious conversation about the way some men treat their partners' bodies like a piece of property with a giant "DO NOT TRESPASS" sign.

Is this app a safe space to be HOT?

Joined Threads—because they already have enough of my data—but I want all my Sky Heads to know that you’re getting the PREMIUM content.

Shoutout to this cat who lives next to my friend and looks like a Muppet

As seen on the bathroom wall at Turn Turn Turn in Portland, OR. ALF - four ways.

My personal take is that social media is both meaningless and profoundly important.

I’ve been tweeting the word “cum” on my otherwise now-dormant Twitter account, and I am slightly insulted that those tweets have been getting more attention than my ACTUAL (mostly bad) tweets.

!!! CORGI ALERT !!!

okay, I love this show again

This one goes out to all the corgi freaks!

Sky Heads, make some NOISE! We can’t let the Thread Heads outshine us.

I like that this app feels like a SECRET.

Drop a cat pic in the SKY for good luck.