I have two modes when it comes to TV: Deep in the gossip blogs for real housewives or Deep in the “Find Laura” theory subreddit for Twin Peaks

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Happy birthday to my beautiful friend @playwithalexa.bsky.social 😻 knowing you is a pleasure and a gift. Gentlemen, spoil her EXTRA WELL today and for the rest of Aquarius season.

Began 2026 by giving my personal sub an anal orgasm through milking while he was in chastity (he hasn’t been let out of it for weeks) and then beating the hell out of him while he thanked me. It’s gonna be a fantastic year.

To the anonymous gifted who treated me to a vinyl edition of my favorite album discovery this year: reveal yourself so I can shower you in gratitude. This album is hauntingly beautiful and I am so grateful I can listen to it on my record player. 🩷 Come forward now and claim your affection 😘😘

See you tonight!

Chicago: join us in grief and rage for International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers on 12/17 at 6:30pm. We will read the names of those who have died in 2025, grieve, and reflect. Bring offerings for a temporary communal altar. Light refreshments served. Masks required when not eating.

Blocked on venmo, should've seen it coming. I forgot a client said tribute in the notes That's a BIG deal! For future reference clients Say- coffee- drinks- food or emojis!!! Banks and pay apps want any excuse to ban sex workers Protect us by being smart! Do Not Imply Sex Work in Notes!!!

It’s not even officially holiday season yet but my best boys are already spoiling mommy rotten. Thanks E and S for sending gifts that are exactly what I want. 🩷

Shared my Minneapolis good boy with @playwithalexa.bsky.social, got my 3some dreams fulfilled, and then he sent us off to an Omakase dinner in Chicago... What a charming week and a beautiful way to spend time with Alexa on her last day here. Thanks A for spoiling Mommy and her best friend 😘

What a blessing to be between us. Don’t be shy... Book your bliss today at iwantgolde.com

This weekend I was in Western Mass and finally met an east coast suitor who I met via ig (RIP to my account). He gifted me two incredible drawings. One is inspired by my fave movie, Lost Highway, the other is inspired by his favorite pic of me. Both make me happy. I love thoughtful gifts like this!

Why should you download Bluesky if you want to follow hot sexy people? Instagram loves to promote ladies in bikinis as long as they're not actual sex workers. If you only use IG/Twitter/X to follow sex workers, you'll lose touch with many of us as they constantly ban our accounts.

Reskeet if you adore trans porn!!!

What’s locktober to a girl who is a year-round keyholder??

This year I started asking clients to COVID test 48 hours and 1 hour before our session. I was expecting reluctance, cancellations, and a loss in interest. Instead I was surprised to find willingness and many fellow COVID cautious clients who share my concerns. I am grateful to all of you.

miss the authenticity of penthouse magazine? try: buying your porn!

A total pleasure to spend the weekend in Philly with @playwithalexa.bsky.social who shared her sub with us. He worshipped us and spoiled us rotten like we deserved 💋

I think my Instagram is about to be nuked forever. Do I have any followers who work at Meta/can connect me w someone who works at meta? Or any SWs with tips on how to recover the account??

And yes, I know you all miss me! I’ll be out in the mountains and in and out of the city all summer. I’m not totally “off hiatus” but I’m making time where I can for tempting desires. If you want your dream girl for your dream fantasy, I will consider granting your wish 🪄✨

A sweet new suitor took it upon himself to send me a brand new, state of the art, soundbar. Movie experience has been upgraded, and now anytime I watch a movie, I’ll be thinking of him. Thanks R. Can’t wait to meet you in a few weeks 💜🎞️

If you’ve ever experienced the joy of calling me mommy, you know what to do today. beacons.ai/iwantgolde

Buxom beauty Lilith Golde is featured as Dixie's Domme of the Day for May 6, 2025‼️ Click here to check out the homepage announcement: www.dickievirgin.com ➡️ @iwantgolde.bsky.social 🗞️📰😘

David Lynch ass rabbit

Coaxed out of hiatus for a Spring bacchanal experience with my longest sub. Thanks for celebrating my bday and tempting me with a good time, J. Complete with a gifted bottled of rosé vermouth from our dinner because I made such a big deal out of loving it 💕🌸

Feels impossible to mention May Day this year without focusing on what’s happening in Gaza, Yemen, and El Salvador. I am truly without words for what to say.

No makeup on a Sunday/here to remind you to sign up for my newsletter. Tomorrow I’m dropping an announcement about when I return from hiatus AND some secret travel plans. My newsletter is the only place you’ll find the details 💋 thegardenofearthlydelights.substack.com

My sweet dog/soulmate was diagnosed with terminal cancer and only has a few weeks left. My heart is broken as I nurse her in palliative care & hospice. I am extending my hiatus and will return in May. If you’d like to express condolences, giftcards & tips to help me get through this are appreciated

A few months ago, I ran a mutual aid raffle to raise funds for a digital penpal in Gaza. I finally got to see the winner yesterday and did a double with one of my very good friends who they also serve. The sweetheart sub had some nice thoughts that I wanted to share :-)

Special shout out to the good boy who is keeping mommy spoiled on hiatus. Rumor has it a board game, bubble bath, and a nice new pot are en route too… 💋💋

Gifts that SUCK! Thanks A for wirecutter’s top rated handheld vacuum cleaner (with up to 4x more suction power), and thanks L for the cupping set (that will surely suck the tension out of my neck). Wonderful Valentine’s Day gifts that I can only imagine were inspired by some of my personal talents 👅

Proper way to say Happy Valentine’s Day to me 😍. Thanks J, I miss you too.

And that’s a wrap, see you all in Taurus season when hiatus is over 💜 Thanks Chicago for a wonderful January, and thank you Philly for a wonderful first visit 💌 If you send Valentines or spoil me while I am on hiatus, I’ll be sure to keep in touch 💋

Understandable desire? Yes. Appropriate way of expressing it? No. Don’t be this guy!

Feeling deep gratitude for @lucyhart.bsky.social who invited me to read my erotic writing at an event for the first time ♥️ Her voice, poise and care for our community is so powerful!

Question for Bluesky babes: how are you writing your image descriptions? I don’t want to not write them because I feel overwhelmed, but I’m not sure where to begin. I refuse to use AI, so I am curious if folks have a method for banging out 2-3 sentence image descriptions without overthinking it.

You all better be tipping one of my favorite Lilith’s this month and EVERY month!

Finally saw Nosferatu last night and absolutely loved it!! Will confess that the whole first half of the movie, I was like “where is Willem Dafoe I just KNOW he is gonna figure this out” and then… I was right 🫡

By the way, Chicago, my pre-hiatus availability is limited to this weekend. Then I fly away to Philly and disappear for a few months. See me now or catch me in the Spring 💋

Only a few spots left, see you soon! This is my last big “hurrah” before I go on hiatus, so don’t miss out 💋

Hot SWs with massive titties (f cup and up), where are yall buying genuinely supportive strapless bras?

What words did you use in your worship to me today? 📸: @portalisphoto on Instagram #goddess #worship #ebony #thighs #curvy #femdom #fishnets

Once I get the custom fit, custom designed strap I ordered last month, it’s over for you bitches. (And it’s almost ready…)

When he books an all day session so you can fuck each other silly, make a charcuterie run, and get back to the apartment to cuddle up and watch a movie 🧀💋📼

When you mommied him so hard he showers you with mommy flavored gifts from your wishlist… thank you to the good boy who did this. You know who you are.

Repost a photo with legs 🫦

My thoughts keep lingering back to a wonderful, sensual domme FMTY I had with a nice young man this weekend. Thanks B for flying me out a to NYC for a delightfully wicked sleepover. You pleased mommy immensely 💋

Upon returning from my PHL travels, I will be hibernating. Catch me before I leave or lust for me while I’m gone. Chicago Availability: Jan 1/21: 3p-12a Jan 1/23: 6p-12a Jan 1/24 - Jan 1/26: 12p-12a Jan 1/27: 6p-12a Jan 1/30: 6p-12a Jan 1/31: 3p-12a Feb 2/1 - Feb 2/2: 12p-12a Feb 2/3: 6p-Midnight

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