Porn used to be improv, sketch comedy, athletics, modeling, choreography… all wrapped up super fast and it used to make me so much money and win awards and I miss it. But now it’s all underground and I’m a criminal for loving it so hard. Worth it, honestly 🫠

I have a client that wants me to do a video show tonight at my place (we video call him) with a cis or trans girl with minimal tattoos, big boobs, relatively fit, that will do subby stuff with me. High paying. I can’t think of anyone. Anyone wanna work that fits that?

My offerings for your pleasure or pain 💋

I got buddies I shot porn with since 2009. We’ve fucked each other up with pro level pervy stuff for decades, while we watched each other date jerks and rise and fall and rise again. I fall back in love with them over and over. I’m batshit in love with one of them now 🫠

I grew up with Brendan Carr, the Chairman of the FCC and one of the writers of Project 2025. We used to smoke black and milds in my garage in Ocean City, MD… we played spades, we picked up sluts on the boardwalk… It’s wild how life takes us different directions

I watched Elon’s trans daughter walk a runway tonight at a fashion week thing and she’s fucking gorgeous. Good for her. ❤️✨

Let me make you cum drunk

I’m posting this while fully knowing there are zero tops in NYC, like I’m throwing a message in a bottle into the ocean 🥺

My dear friend @leobrooklynbaby.bsky.social took these pics of Laura Desiree + God Complex and me. Magical bloody day ✨

Buy me stuff and I’ll look at you naked LucyGifts.com

If you haven’t made multi 5 figure deals with shady types in strip clubs while prime ass bounces in your faces and the payment was an envelope with cash in it…. I did that when I pretending to be a business man (wearing panties under my man pants) I don’t respect you as a business man. Sorry.

Suck my ass

I’m convinced there are no tops in NYC

Leg day!

Ran into a couple exes tonight. I hope they’re well. 💋

Happy birthday to my dear friend @promqueef.bsky.social who deserves all the birthday wishes ❤️🎂

I mean not bad for a hot mess on the train riding back home to Brooklyn from my friend’s bday party at a cis cool people club at almost 2am on a Thursday 💅

Jonah Carter is a Steely Eyed Missle Man with the lighting 📸

Let’s get each other off and then do skin care together

📸 by Jonah Carter

We warned legislators and regulators this would happen. We showed them data on consumer non-compliance and the surge in VPNs and pirate sites. They knew this would happen didn’t care.

If @leobrooklynbaby.bsky.social offers you a sandwich you should eat it because she makes the best sammiches 🤤

If you turn out the lights in your bathroom and say “Lucy Hart” in the mirror 3 times, I’m going to wreck your hole.

I’m thinking about putting on a cheesy award show for kinksters/queers/nightlife/SWs in NY to raise money for @downdivas.bsky.social “Best Whore in town” “Sweetest straight cis guy” “Best drunk kisser” Anyone feel like they could judge/perform/nominate friends? Winners get shiny things ❤️💋

Lucky you, I had a couple cancelations this weekend Let me take extra good care of your holes 💋 BookLucy.com

Friends and fans, if you do watch pirated porn (with the increase in government regulations it's the only option in some places), do the right thing and send the creator who made it a couple of bucks.

Ok it’s been a few weeks and I need to get my dick wet Who’s up next? 👀

Let me put you into a spiral of orgasms until you’re cum drunk, then make you a sandwich 💋

📸 by @salemsuccubus.bsky.social

My old man. I gotta let go of him soon. He moved in with me in 2008. I’m gonna be a big ol’ mess.

True story @demimorganx.bsky.social taught me how to do lip stain in a bathroom at @avn.bsky.social It was a vulnerable moment for me. I asked her do to @queercrush.com with me and then we fucked down real hard.

I feel a healthier and more fulfilling connection with my porn/SW/kink community than I’ve ever had with family, school friends, sober community, community theatre… Something about butt stuff really brings us together 👭👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻🌎

I’ve kissed so many pretty girls this summer ✨💋

I really shoulda took more pics the last couple weeks. It’s been legendary.

My friendly neighbor @princesslucy.bsky.social came over last night to hit my girlballs with a meat tenderizer and jerk me off 🫠 @yourkingleo.bsky.social filmed it 🎬❤️ I fucking live Bushwick

We gotta stop pretending avoidance is a different thing from cowardice.

Today is 4 years in femme hormones. I did it the implant way, so this was the day I committed fully to being Lucy 🎂 Thinking about going cannibal next, not sure

Little help…. I wanna start playing with chasity again. But I got the surgery that makes my dick hydraulic and work no matter what, so no current device fits my balls and stays on. I need a 3D printer to make me a custom device. I’ll promote their business. I’ll pay for it. Hook a girl up.

Just ordered Taco Bell. Listening to Led Zeppelin with my cats. Got my bills paid for the month. Talked to a few nice friends today. My roomie loves me. Shit’s going pretty alright. 🌈✨

My fav NY shoot buddy Suzie B came over to play today, and my good neighbor @yourkingleo.bsky.social came over to film it. I love it here. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻⛓️❤️ Get the full scene on my OF or Suzie’s LF which is www.loyalfans.com/Freerangeslut

Look how fun queer fitness can be 👀 @pennybarber.bsky.social @miramaven.bsky.social (this vid is available on all our fan sites, might have to message for them)

If you aren’t getting blood on your tits, you’re doing Brooklyn wrong - your mother

When I sold telecom and SAS we used “one pagers” like this to quickly let prospects know our value proposition and next steps. Is this useful to clients?

It’s lonely always being the most intense person in the room. But I am what I am. I’ve grown to accept it. Y’all know I’m here for you when you eventually need that full blast human stuff ❤️✨

I’m looking for people to fuck for content still. Email [email protected] if interested Tops. Bottoms. I’m picky but versatile.

Everyone needs a friend like @promqueef.bsky.social 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

Y’all can’t handle me

It’s 2025. Can we normalize attempting to mend fences with friends and lovers with video messages while the world falls apart? I’m just saying we’re all scrambling. Don’t wait till you happen to see them again. One little video might make a big difference.

I got that Kia Optima dick. Nice highly dependable daily driver. Impressive mileage. Kinda sporty. Way easier to park than a big SUV.

About queer baiting: - it’s ALWAYS ok to try new things and then change your mind. Be honest from the get. Be kind + humble 🧐 - it’s NEVER ok to deceive them into loving and trusting you, then drop them and become avoidant 😖 I get suicide calls about this often 🔪 @downdivas.bsky.social