While the senile old man rides in carriages around castles, builds his ballroom, puts gold on everything, plans parades, attends a variety of sporting events, threatens people, and reads the scripts put in front of him, this psychopath is the one actually running the country.

Trump Deploys Troops To D.C. To Distract From The Epstein Files - the only headline you need today

You need to see more things like this.

"Gary...Gary!"

Turns out the best way to make a deal to get out of your child sex trafficking conviction is to have one of your clients get elected president.

Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.

WHAT YOU MEAN THROW HIM A DONUT?? DON'T YOU SEE HOW POLITE HE IS??!

Call me cynical, ...but I gotta expect that at least one of the enemies of the United States is seeing an opportunity to take advantage of the fact that what passes for leadership in this regime could fuck up a two-car funeral...and working hard on weaponizing H5N1.

Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic's buildings from their 100-year flood map, loosening oversight as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain.

Take as long as you like.

Maybe he was overcome with guilt?

We’re approaching the show trial stage of authoritarian takeover

I know you're scared. But are you scared enough?

Boosting the signal.

Please don't just assume I don't need a video of a red panda eating sweetcorn on the very day I hear there are no Epstein files.

If there is one link that you should be spreading like strep at church camp, it's this one: www.facebook.com/share/1ApPLy...

The internet is forever you sick fucks. How can we identify these twisted bigots?

We were, perhaps, a little bit better at hegemony than were the our predecessors, the British. Perhaps the next will be better than we; kinder, more accepting, more compassionate.

He's not wrong.

The American Academy of Pediatricians bluntly telling us the current CDC can't be trusted, and of course they are absolutely correct publications.aap.org/aapnews/news...

I haven't laughed so hard at anything in a fair while:

Preach it! 🧷

What you see demonstrated here is what our laws are for.

This is better than I'd hoped. I'd hoped for a failure, but I didn't even consider an abject humiliation! This is good! Hating him doesn’t do any good, but ridicule - Team Taco can't stand it!

On my way to the Capitol.

Damn. I wish I disagreed with him.

Okay these people clearly can't govern. Which is no surprise, given that the GOP has no interest in governing beyond the appearance - but bags of interest in ruling.

Now.

A RED LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED! Do NOT pretend this isn't serious! Terminally serious!

Enjoy your canned vegetables for Thanksgiving, people. This is only going to get worse.

Watch. Think of it as medicine.

I can't be the only one who thinks that the face of the person who carefully aimed at the reporter's head...is visible enough to be identified.

You need a laugh today.

They want you to think it's much worse than it is, so you'll be okay with a disproportionate response.

Not reading a denial in there!

Reading is fundamental!

Once again we see that advancing technologies that could have made everyone's lives better will, instead, enrich their owners as they try to own more than everyone else. Ah, well. Capitalism will collapse and the bees will return.

The quiet, no-drama, follow-the-law courts are not performing as the fascists expected.

I'll be out there, doing my bit to turn the country away from fascism.

Now get out there and rock it!

If it walks like a duck...

It is no longer possible to pretend otherwise: the president of the United States is batshit insane.

Joni, when you're in a hole, stop digging. After telling a constituent who, quite rightly, said that Taco's bill was going to cause people to die, she responded with, "we're all going to die." Now, to make it all better, she's inviting you to meet Jesus, while in a cemetery.

Ring their 'phones, people! Ring 'em off the hook! 👽 You have a mission!

Linda McMahon: "Universities should continue to be able to do research as long as they're abiding by the laws and in sync, I think, with the administration and what the administration is trying to accomplish."

Forget it, POSOTUS. We have an acronym now.

This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY. And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon. And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...