Me normally: "I love living alone 😌" Me when I'm ill: "Where's Daddy, my tummy hurts 🥺"

Have this entire thread as a timeline cleanser

New policy just dropped. PayPros are now against *reads closely* cat ears. Won't someone please think of the f̶a̶s̶c̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ children.

Reasons to buy a ticket no.1.. make sure you get one for the rest of the run (until Saturday only!) Come see the play, come experience the queer story, come get the least expensive bar drinks you’ll get all year at a theatre 😆 www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

We cannot do it without you ! Our club is run by volunteers and we are always on the hunt for folks who are able to help with keeping it going - if you are interested please PM us :) See you in a few weeks time on Friday 26th September!

I can Dom when I feel like it 😘

the community guidelines in question here include issues pertaining to adult content and LGBT+ identity, so please do fill it out and give them a BIG piece of your mind!! kick up a fuss! we're not about to be pushed out!

Right, who’s coming to my play next week? Legally you’re obligated to come, or … you’re a homophobe 👀 thems the rules, i don’t make em. (Poster of cast member in football kit for attention - this is indeed his costume for a lot of the show) www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

I was well behaved enough to earn a reward today 👀👅

I don’t mention this a whole lot here; get tested! It’s super easy to do a self-testing kit, and makes being a huge BB slut feel even better 🕳️

Meanwhile, in London

I can only think of this…

Who would have thought I'd be jealous of the ugliest pair of pants 🤪🥵

Currently watching a tier ranking of the Date Everything characters, and as a surprise to absolutely no one, I would let Jean Loo do unspeakable things to me 🫣 (Reader: the reviewer ranked him lowest tier 🫠)

*gets caned once* Me:

Best use of "purple" as a traffic light safeword: mid getting my balls busted last night, I just had a moment of "Shit where did I leave my bag", went to double check it was indeed in the cloakroom where i left it, and then went back to the Dom and told him to continue 🤪

Slapped my thigh really hard in a rehearsal Saturday and gave myself a bruise in the most serendipitous place 🫣🤭

When @pinkpupsugar.bsky.social is worried about what’s gonna happen when I see them next.

Wearing pink won’t make you confident… but confidence will make you look good in pink. #fcf #nudist #public #latino

Don't ask me why my brain immediately went to this. I don't know.

Dinner’s ready, get your mouth here pig

It's been way too long since I've done wax play 🤤 🎨 = @pinkpupbrody.bsky.social

I love volunteering for my friends' events, cos they'll fully cover my cloakroom shift the second someone needs to fart 🤤

Brats will always find a way 🤭

How I need to be treated 😇

Dose 1 of MenB done 🥳

Me and my friend bonding (We're autistic)

bend over, twink. the tops intend to get high

Gonorrhea vaccines are now being rolled out across the UK - check in to see when appointments are available at your local GUM clinic Just booked in for mine (albeit the person on the phone was very confused, but it's booked in fine 🥳)

I’m directing this. Come see it! The cast are excellent, the writing is spectacularly funny, clever and down to earth. It’s going to be excellent, and it’s going to be on for *one week only*… so don’t miss your chance. www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

I just want to make art. That’s all I want. The internet censorship situation going on takes me to a dark mental place where if I’m unable to just make and share my art, then what’s the fucking point in anything!? This isn’t a red flag post. I’m just exhausted by the puritanical revival

Hole thread

Handing over my ID to the UK government to have a wank

Sometimes @selonswitch.bsky.social takes cute photos of me when I'm not suffering 😝 For real this is adorable and couldn't not be my new profile pic 🥹

Who wants to come with me?

Me and who 🥵👉👈

This stinks so good bro, you wanna get your snout in there?

trans pride is THIS WEEKEND! join us there <3

If you are using AI images over using community talent. 1. You are not a community event. You are just after community money. 2. Did you even ask if anyone could help you? 3. Why did you decide you can't afford any help if you never asked? (I screengrab every AI promo I see)

It shouldn't be the job of artists alone to defend their work - as consumers (although I hate the term) of art, the ways we engage with art and artists is an empowered act. It's why the robbing of artists from our own community pisses me off so much.

The moment you see ANY 'Community' based organisation use AI, you know they ain't about community. They are about profit. They don't want to support local talent or make local connection, they just want local money.

“You’re so brave for doing [ABDL thing] in public.” Me: *spends hours mentally preparing myself to make a phone call*

Working in nightlife be like

Me when I go a week without rimming 🥺👅

My new favourite T-shirt 😍

🆕🚨 New statutory Relationships and Sex Education guidance published today will: - Restrict schools from using materials that "encourage pupils to question their gender" - Teaches children the laws about "biological sex" - Removes all references to the word transgender What we know so far 🧵

How your email finds me the day after FWL ☠️