I stole @gimpsimp.bsky.social 's puffer during cloakroom shift and ngl, was feeling myself 🤭

Colourful? Sat on by strangers all round London? Sounds about right 🤪

I’m excited to share that I need musky hole 🥵

Thinking about fat ass on Fridays really helps with #fcf 🤤 Anyone fancy serving me breakfast? 🍑

Babe wake up, the new Darklands disease just dropped! www.dean.st/prime-this-m...

Been a while since I've posted - have a lightly beaten butt as an apology #humpday

After the last few interactions I've had on the apps (TM), anyone that sends a message that only has "hi" and no other follow up is getting met with "use your words puppy"

Got rejected from my dream day job today, so please send consolation nudes 😌

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A rare piece of good news! TERFs who wanted to bully trans people out of Hampstead Ponds (despite overwhelming support for inclusivity from the people who actually used them), have been smacked down. More of this please!

Hey babe, wake up! New hypno hats just dropped.

Uh oh, he's making Heated Rivalry spoof content for our burlesque troupe again! throbbingmembers.eventbrite.ca

We interrupt this horny posting to bring you show updates Me and @chc-artworks.bsky.social have our last dress rehearsal today for Transient & Trifling and honestly this show and what we're showcasing is truly something special 🥹 www.jacksonslane.org.uk/events/trans...

man who farts while he fucks you man who gets a snack while he fucks you man who belches in your face while he fucks you man who orders takeout while he fucks you man who scratches his sweaty, hairy ass and shoves those fingers in your mouth so you can taste his swampy musk while he fucks you

This sentence only exists because I needed @x626.bsky.social to reassure me he wasn't a murderer. How'd he do folks?

Me: "I'm probably gonna leave quite soon after my cloakroom shift ends" Me 10 minutes later: *getting tag teamed by two tasty butts* 🤤

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“I love all your tattoos! Can you tattoo me?” … is what all the dumb faggots in Toronto sound like when they see photos of me submitting to rope bondage and ask me to tie them up.

Who likes hairy ass

I'm a model first, slut second

Locked for a play date and my friends keep saying horny stuff to me to get me straining 😭

Puppy's been prescribed glasses 🫣

My New Year’s resolution - eat more ass 🐽

Start the year off right and worship my hole

Need this fortune more often. (Friends can do it too btw 🥺👉👈)

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one (Because ofc I was gonna pick one of my bruise updates for @selonswitch.bsky.social 🤭)

R/T if you wanna be gross boys together 🐽

I need to sniff a musky hole so bad

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Being evil to @pinkpupsugar.bsky.social and hitting them in the balls a lot is fun... As always @gearbound.london is a great event (📷 @freavebond.bsky.social )

getting fatter again

Several of my friends have sent "thinking of you" messages from the bog this week, and frankly I think you should be legally required to tell me if you've thought about me taking a dump 🤭🤪

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One of my favourite things to do

Is it cheating to pick two when they both look so good 🥵

Sorting my Canada accommodation like

Hump day came early cos puppy needs attention 🤪

Suffering from a bit of social isolation at the moment. Do any other unemployed people fancy doing something during the week? My days are pretty empty besides job-hunting and depression 🫠

Dropping subtle hints

The happy face of a puppy that knows they're about to be beaten til they cry 🥹 📸 from @gearbound.london

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Just booked my planes to Canada and I fear I'm gonna be a bluesky gay with arrows in my username 🤪

5 years later and i’m still thankful everyday i don’t live with my parents anymore

New hair who dis? 🤭💕

My birthday present from @rubbernlube.bsky.social is giving neapolitan 🤭🥵

Before anyone asks, I am not having a menty B