my beloved soup <3

Oh and thank you to the wonderful @stricken.dog, Dan and @kb3d.co.uk for spending far longer than they needed to helping me be more confident in my purchase and get the hang of exactly what i needed 🧡

Purchased a new sex hat yesterday. Modifications pending...

I made a pride flag for people who are into latex but like, oh my god it's such a fucking faff, we just absolutely cannot be fucked with it sometimes. Like, we love it and all but jfc dealing with the dressing and the washing and the fixing and the maintenance. The grey represents burnout.

Fellas i miss Doctor Who so much

So in love @invinciblerubber.bsky.social.

Ok so i don't usually post about this quite so openly because i don't wanna turn people off, but do i have any Manchester mutuals into shit (who aren't already known to me lol)? Feel free to DM if you'd prefer privacy, but i'm so tired of not having anyone actually get further into pigness with 🐽🤎

A quick update to my GoodReads page, having just finished "What Does Israel Fear From Palestine?" by Raja Shehadeh. Thank You again for encouraging my further reading and self-improving, BOSS @gxusm.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

Thankfully it looks fine, it was just quite a shock to the system! Give it 2 or 3 weeks and it should be normal again.

ALWAYS CHECK WHICH CLIPPER GUARD YOU'VE PICKED UP BEFORE YOU START USING IT!!! This will prevent you from accidentally reducing your 25mm mohawk to 12mm in one fell swoop 🙃

my new book, THE DEVIL AND MRS GOOCH, is out tomorrow and as an author in 2026 I have only two options, Success (complete genre hegemony) or Failure (anything else), so please remember when they hunger games all the writers that I tried 📖🔗: wwnorton.com/books/978132...

Visiting @master4sm.bsky.social Mental note, don't say "Do not to spare the whip… " when talking to SIR. Don't you feel a little pitty for me ?

For bonus points, i licked it afterwards (it was *not* clean lol) Felt like a step in the right direction in getting back to a kink i've felt locked out of for a long time, and now i wish i'd done more before calling it a day 😅

In a burst of spontaneity, i reached here on my new toy. Not bad for someone who doesn't practise enough and still struggles to actually *enjoy* anal, rather than simply *endure* it (which is a valid form of enjoyment too, i guess)

Sliding in on @gaymax.bsky.social load and pounding out good boy @coffeeboi95.bsky.social 😈

Ok fuck, suddenly have a very large urge to gain some more weight 👀🐽

Kinda obsessed with how much gets buried in my fatpad 🐷

Question for the hivemimd: do we have any experience with iD Mobile?

Busting for a piss so bad after that long ride… almost don’t get the zip down in time..

🌀 HUFF TRAINER 🌀 Its a #worker #boy #friday #fantasy today as @f1lthp1gs.bsky.social takes #control and makes sure I'm a #compliant #fag

Wow this is really something special, fuck 🥵

Nah. Fucking disgusting. Don’t give your money, time or energy to right-wing “pick me” gays.

After 100 miles in these in the sun, both my boots and my socks smell great and would fit in your face sooo well

i love that there is a universal understanding that Toni Collette should've won the Oscar for Hereditary. It's just a piece of gay canon at this point.

Get your nose in these pits

It's always an honour to serve my BOSS, and i fell really deep into subspace after this beating. It was very special.

Myself and the boy @titandog.bsky.social post-flogging (and trampling!) at @mancsbound.bsky.social last Friday.

Fat and smelly 🐷

Oh go on then 😈

Joint @clublocked.bsky.social and Mancsbound tickets now on sale for May. All our other advance tickets are sold out and only a limited number will be available on the night. Get them via clublocked.com/event Mancsbound is a bondage night with a fetish dress code run by volunteers for over 12 years

Friends fear he’s buying more fucking brown rubber

Ready to do some work. Any willing lad to help? 😝😝😝

"Can you incorporate piss into a cocktail? 🤔" - @titandog.bsky.social

i'm sorry to my lovely academic friends, but i fear that (Senior) Lecturers may be the worst people in all of human existence. yours sincerely, a tired IT Man

me af when i lost my Mars Bar for half an hour, and discovered it INSIDE MY BAG OF CRISPS

BOSS @gxusm.bsky.social is so wise 😍

Tried something different with the beard~ hairdresser liked the soulpatch so suggested this and YOLO :3 Also cut the back waaaayyyyy short because I'm fed up of my hair bunching up and making me look like a literal clown when I have a hoodie on - not that I need to explain this lol

New Slayyyter is gaping music fr

Fat Boy Friday

Hello homos! i'm selling a perfectly new rubber collar that i ended up with due to a miscommunication: secondskin.co/en/listings/...

🎵 Mr Buttsex, 🎵 🎶 Butt me a sex! 🎶 🎵 Make it the buttiest that you've ever sexed! 🎵

Ever seen a mountaineer rubber sex dog before? Today’s your day! 📸 @pupprefect.bsky.social Co-conspirator: Pup Sprite

Just prior to my trip to Berlin, i finished The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton and Janet W. Hardy. Review up on GoodReads as ordered, BOSS @gxusm.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/book/show/43...

This boy belongs to me! I've just upgraded @titandog.bsky.social's training collar to a full collar, in a moment taken at Prinzeknecht in front of our partners, my Boss, and friends. I am a very lucky, very happy Boss 😊😊😊

I don’t believe that anyone could feel the way i do about this deal

Need a ride?

So...I have done a thing and put myself forth for Mr Manbears 2026. Hoping my experiences can help promote this good group of fine bears. Please have a look and drop a vote here - forms.gle/Z8fDJgCAK6em... #manbearsmanchester #GBBB2026 #MRMANBEARS2026 Above all, have fun and always be yourself!

When i said i was into medfet and piss play, that's not what i meant...