Stranger Things Season 5 is fine, but it does this really annoying thing where it makes the most obvious moves possible and tries to pretend they're big moments.

Todays comic news; In a bold strategy to get anyone to read Infinity comics, Marvel has decided to rape Magik

lesbianism is kinda like the judaism of sexualities the way it's both gender and sexuality

Maybe the real Charlie Kirk was the friends we made along the way.

I hate Bethesda and Sony so much. I open my Skyrim on my playstation 4 and it gives me an add for Oblivion remastered. "Gee, that might be worth a look, I wonder if it's on sale." I think, opening up the playstation store to discover it isn't available on the console that gave me an ad for it.

I do remember them, they still exist, and they're fine.

Fake communists will say they want to blow up the white house, but when maga communism actually does it...

Guy who's only familiar with one politcal scandal: This really reminds me of Hasan

My Halloween costume is so slutty this year none of you are ready or (conveniently) care.

The Democratic party is dead

Just got out of the psych ward

Crying in the Taco Bell as I wait for them to make my 7 dollar lux discovery box

Told a girl at work her outfit looked really good and when she said thanks I told her it wasn't a compliment, I was mad at her for looking nicer then me.

I want to get hit by a car but not in a sad way in a funny way

Doing this right now.

I like getting praised, but not in a sexual way I'm just a narcissist

I think a lot about the fact that Obama could have had a senate supermajority for like two years except for the fact that one of the democratic senators was a hospitalized 90 year old man who ran a KKK chapter in the 40s.

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I truly, desperately want to end my own life

I still have lingering marks from the girl who was biting me while I was trying to beat Melania, Blade of Miquella on New Years Day

Got money to launder? Have we got a deal for you!

I can't wait till 2026

boobies are so soft, anyone notice

She situation on my ship till I

I need to get sluttier this year

Quote this pic where you felt sexy

Do you guys ever lay in bed and think about women?

I do not use this website in the hopes of making friends, I use it in the hope of seeing trans women say stupid shit

in the graved yard. straight up "farming it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits - jimmy carter, 2024

I need to become her

as someone who got laid off from a netflix show six days before christmas, i can attest to how many notes could be boiled down to “this is too interesting and fun”

this is a dril tweet

I need to be cringe on the internet

there are certain people on this website who, if they reshare one of my posts, I'm guaranteed to get the most annoying, off-putting pedants in the world in my replies as a result. and these people are nice and friendly, but their followers are monsters.

Israel killed five journalists tonight. One was on the way to the hospital to meet his newborn child. Merry Christmas.

Delerious on cough medicine and listening to Sufjan Stevens christmas music

*sniifle* *hack hack* *wheeze*

War of the Worlds Yuri where alien girls come down to conquer earth but then they make out with hot earth girls and catch pneumonia and die send tweet

Ear Infection :(

Every time I'm sick I promise myself that when I no longer feel like shit I'm going to live my life to it's fullest, and then I get well and remember I actually hate living life to it's fullest, and go back to bed.

Waking up the sickest I've ever fealt and desperately praying it has nothing to do with the woman who had her tongue in my mouth for three hours

I think I would be better at using this app if I had any idea how to interact socially with other people

I didn't even use Twitter. What the hell am I doing here?