Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

It’s 1am and today can’t be topped. They just played The Chicken Song on Rivals.

I thought (hoped) this was an internet hoax until I found the original. Top of Page 7 includes pro-trans and antifa in their domestic terrorist groups Trump claims they will find and kill… 🤨 original Doc> HTTPS://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-USCT-Strategy-1.pdf

Fucking arseholes setting off fireworks at 2.50pm because a kick-a-ball team won a competition they’ve won many times b4. It’s broad fucking daylight, might as well fire a gun for all the point of it is & I’m a supporter of the winning team l, I just have enough brains to criticise wanker behaviour.

Some years ago, I went to an NHS walk-in centre (remember them?). I'd just been outsourced from a local authority and the nurse I saw commiserated. "I'm the same," she said. "I still wear an NHS badge but I don't know where I fit in any more."

If ever a face and voice didn’t really go together #totp #jimmynail

I loved Rodger Moore as James Bond too. There I said It #totp

Loved me a bit of Duran Duran #totp

Nooooo Bluesky is slow and serving me errors and something went wrong messages. Not during #totp this is the highlight of my social calendar 😭

Ah Brexit Bryan #totp

Someone doesn’t want me watching #totp

Guy in the middle looked like he was holding the mic stand between his bum cheeks at the start #totp

Noooooooo I hate westlife #totp

I think the beginning of the end with my ex was when he bought a destiny’s child album in 1990. Not because they were crap but what business did an avid death metal fan have liking such music? It was music for him to w@nk to #totp #shudder

I’d forgotten about #onephatdeeva I always preferred this to FBS #totp

To #totp or not to #totp, that is the question.

A new far-right terror attack in the UK has been confirmed in court. Alina Burns, then 18, tried to behead an Iranian refugee who was standing outside a barber's shop in Bristol with an axe The attack took place on 2 August 2025 but a judge did not rule on 'terrorism connection' until today

Sat in hairdresser waiting on Jr and listening to woman book her future hair appointments. She can’t make lots of dates because she’s going on different holidays every 4-5 weeks so struggling to book to get her hair done in time. Oh how the other half lives. I haven’t been on holiday for years 😭

While all eyes are on Farage, we're overlooking something even worse: the building of the very tight and truly vile operation that is Restore Britain. This excellent essay/report by Simon Pearson should wake us up to the threat - and to what exactly it is. simonpearson1.substack.com/p/tory-30

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

I’d love to know why is it always the dr i have to see that is running late. Even when i see different doctors I’m always watching the waiting room change over and over. Yawn

BBC News saying Reform have "come out of nowhere". No, they haven't. First they were UKIP, and then they were The Brexit Party, and with every incarnation, they've been amplified and boosted by the BBC, with Farage given record appearances on Question Time and other panel shows. #Reform #BBCqt

Stuck in by myself tonight. Was thinking of going out but Jr has forgotten her keys so I’m stuck in waiting for her to get in :(

It’s incredible: two musical legends hitting a simultaneous career low so subterranean that it makes me miss the Scottish Team’s World Cup single. #toyp

Cheeeeeeeeeeeze #totp

Awww ‘Mon the tartan army #ihaveadream #totp

Tight fit are the temu ABBA #totp

I can go pee during this #totp

Is that a Duracell Bunny on #totp

Depeche mode are one of my fav bands ever ever #totp

This was a big hit at the brownie disco #mummausedtosay #totp

1982 now #totp

I’m not every woman but I may look like I’ve eaten every woman #totp

I remember this always being on at 7.45am on the alarm clock radio. Every bloody morning for ages. #totp

I hate eternal flame #totp

This is one of Marcus Tandy’s wrongun mates from Eldorado, surely. #totp

The skullet was never a good look #totp

Oh this song can fuck off #totp #yawn

Won’t let me reply. They asked me

My mama did dance and my daddy did rock and roll sorry #poison #totp

80s male dancers were hysterical! #totp

Make art no one understands. Carry an invisible owl on your shoulder. Ride your steam powered mechanical wolf to the market for more wine. There are no limits to your weirdness in this world.

Rosette were great and I stand by that statement! #totp

I used to work with Jenny Powell, she was lovely #totp

If you’ve ever been in a rock club or pub when that came on you’d see the atmosphere die off in an instant

Ok so JBJ was gorgeous but this song was fucking awful #totp

Debbie Gibson was cringe even then #totp

Things we’d like to Forget - #bringmeedelweiss #totp

Camel toe alert #totp

Can we all agree George Michael could Do no wrong? #totp