as a writer i sometimes feel bad about all my work getting rejected, but then i look at what passes for culture these days and realize this country doesn’t deserve my efforts. like casting pearls before swine

love finding out that my fav porno artist roots for my hometown team

sports gambling just seems like superstition for bros, to me. offering up a sacrifice so the gods might grant you good fortune, right?

would love to see the superbowl teams sympathy strike against 🧊

i’ve got a job for you

mind if i sit here?

my unpopular opinion is that drivers should only use phones for navigation

Ultimately my goal here is to find all my friends’ alt accounts and see their dicks.

In 2026 so far I’ve stroked my penis to climax five times, with several edges in between. All I want to do is masturbate 🤪

At some point every week, I think, “Ok now I’m following all the hot guys who post nudes for fun.” And then I find MORE hot guys who post nudes for fun, and it’s like, the world it’s so beautiful, and bountiful, and generous.

idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ just cuz

Oof, Heated Rivalry is… not working for me. I love Jacob Tierney but this is a slog.

If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity

birthday suit 🥳 cake and all

i know it’s just dopamine

one day the sadness will end. til then, berry mix fruit snacks before bed.

i wonder how much water we’d save if men turned off their showers when filming themselves fuck and masturbate

Every time I see the phrase “hungry hole” I start singing that Bruce Springsteen song he wrote for the Ramones

I spent my monday holiday working out at the gym, cleaning the house, getting positively railed by a friend, then drinking margaritas and making a lovely stew. some days life is good

Forget top or bottom, I wanna know if you knock or message when you arrive at your trick’s door.

just a couple of bros doing what bros do @alwayshunny.bsky.social

i would have stayed but the tide was coming in

Cannot tell you how many times sniffies has saved me when I need a restroom in an unfamiliar city

Working on my man-boobies 🤣💪

Hey! My first post on BlueSky. Looking forward to connecting with new people. ✌️

i wear glasses again, they’re cute right?

hot take: i love carly rae jepsen, but rejecting a guy who took her on a picnic because his mom made the food (and it was good!) is a dealbreaker that I can’t get behind

progress report

Finally bottomed again after taking the summer off, and godddd did it feel good. I’d gotten so anxious and in my head about it, but I’m excited to be back in the saddle and fully versatile once again ☺️

AI images are such a turnoff, every time I scroll my feed I unfollow anyone sharing them

what to wear in a heatwave #monochromemonday #mcm

15 Movies to Get to Know Me 1) Mean Girls 2) Priscilla 3) Hedwig 4) Hairspray (musical) 5) Pride 6) Swan Song (Todd Stephens) 7) Better Off Dead 8) Call Me by Your Name 9) Querelle 10) Dumb & Dumber 11) Tommy Boy 12) Into the Spider-verse 13) Deadpool 14) Can’t Stop the Music 15) White Christmas

when soundcloud calls you a 🚬

i sent this to my thirsty group chat bros but decided you horny bastards would enjoy it too

i always lie when colleagues bring up this “twitter-alternative app called bluesky.” Like noooo, Brad, I’ve never heard of it tell me more, I don’t have one

finding my light in palm springs

happy friday boys

loungewear

Just saw another poll asking gay men what kind of top or bottom they are and goddammit, I fucking hate that shit. Gay men don't all like the same thing and we don't all do butt sex. This persistent assumption that anal is the only "true" sex for a gay man is shitty, heteronormative bullshit. Stop.

that friday feeling

Took some time off, hiked into the mountains, waded into an alpine lake, came back feeling cleansed

i cannot get enough of this perfect man 🥵

Another favorite from my hike last weekend

Sure my gym is a glitch in the matrix. How are these people always here no matter when I come.

i went on a hike today and it was cold, can you tell? 😁

summer fridays

did a dirty job, come clean me up