I'll never understand whyyyyyy creatures like you crawl to me every night 😈

SONG DU JOUR 017/365 Artist~ Kareem Ali Track~ Souls In A Dreamscape

why so gud tho 💃

Y'all should go follow my friend, more people need to see his thick piece of uncut meat 😏🍆🤤 #fcf

If my ass can help inspire any fat cocks for this #fcf, I will be satisfied 🍑🍆🧡

SONG DU JOUR 016/365 Artist~ Bibio Track~ Fix This Thang

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Throwback to a photoshoot I did in January 3 years ago... Feels like a million years ago ❤️🩶❤️ #tbt

Another profile keeps posting videos of guys savagely eating butts and all it makes me think is how badly I need a man to eat my ass like groceries 🥺👅🍑

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

I'm bringin' sexy back, go 'head be gone with it, I'll let you whip me if I misbehave, take 'em to the bridge, etc, etc.

Today's gym track is "Fade Away (It's a Feeling)" by KETTAMA

Doing all that I can for you to be a warm-blooded man, hunny 🥵

This absolutely shredded daddy is usually at the gym the same time as me, and he's started chatting me up every time we're in the lockers together. Now I'm starting to wonder, is he just making small talk or does he want to get inside me? 🤔🥺😋

Why yes, I've posted pics just like this before, and imma do it again too

Glad to be of service 😇😈

Sometimes I need an audience to feel like I'm making sense...

I know it's purely anecdotal, but in my experience, 100% of the time someone feels the need to declare "I'm a good person/friend/lover/etc.", they aren't

Redlight & tequila = messi boi

All the bellyaching about gyms being full of newbies just feels like gatekeeping wellness to me. Everyone's fitness journey has to start somewhere... Lord knows it's hard to make healthy choices these days. If you're trying to turn over a new leaf, I'm proud of you! You can do it! Keep it up! 🤘✌️

You caught me in the sauna like this, what happens next?

"Yes, a lady should be modest" - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Thank y'all for helping me practice some vanity, I don't think very highly of my appearance and all the compliments & thirstiness is quite the encouragement 🥹🥰😙

SONG DU JOUR 001/365 Artist~ The Budos Band Track~ "Origin of Man"

Happy new year! My resolution is to work on offering myself the same kindness I extend to others 💖💖 Kindness is punk! Peace & power to y'all 🤘✌️

Behold, my last butt pic of the year! 🍑 Inspired by a sexy bloomf, I'm going to try & post a favorite song of mine every day next year. But don't worry, I'll still post plenty of body shots too 😜 Happy new year's eve, y'all, don't get into too much trouble tonight 😘

Twofer Tuesday feat. 🍑 & 🍆

Can I kiss you? Or will I be electrocuted?

#12. Amber Mark~ Pretty Idea I didn't rank these albums, but this one is my favorite, hands down. I've loved her since 2017 and everytime she releases new music, it blows her previous stuff out of the water. This can't truly be the darkest timeline as long as she's here. Top track: "Sweet Serotonin"

The signs said "Go slow for snow plows" and now all I can think about is getting plowed 😏

No thoughts, just thots

#11. Tame Impala~ Deadbeat This guy just keeps getting better. You can tell he really let loose and just did whatever he felt like for this album, and it's his wildest work yet, swinging from indie rock jams to minimal house vibes. I can't wait to see where he goes next. Top track: "Obsolete"

C'mere boy, I've got something to show ya 😏 #fcf

My friends will only let me wear an apron while we cook 😋🎄🍑

Gonna listen to Vince Guaraldi Trio & Sufjan Stevens while I help my friends cook good foods. Hope y'all are having a happy holiday with your chosen company ❤️💚❤️💚 Peace & power to y'all 🤘✌️

You will get a sentimental feeling in your rear... Wait, are those not the lyrics? 🎄

Just trying to spread some holiday cheeks... I mean cheer

#10. Rochelle Jordan~ Through the Wall This album somehow time-travelled from the garage-house future & the early 90's at the same time to land here & now, and I'm so glad it did. Out of all these albums, this was the hardest to pick a favorite track. They're all flawless! Top track: "Get It Off"

Went to the gay nightclub, got hit on exclusively by women, apparently I'm wearing the wrong plumage 🦚🙃🤷‍♂️

At work right now and this little kid crying sounds exactly like the Goron Elder's son from Majora's Mask 😭😭

Need some pole this solstice, if anyone wants to help me out 🍆💦🍑

#9. Olivia Dean~ The Art of Loving One of my lovely bloomfs told me I needed to hear this, and damn, I was sleeping on her! If all you've heard is the lead single, do yourself a favor and listen to the rest! Every song is even better than the last. A purely perfect album. Top track: "Baby Steps"

So good at being in trouble, so bad at being in love

I can strettttch, and I can kiiiick

Your POV before I make you lick my nips

It's gonna be a blustery day here on the front range, you can hold onto my butt if you need some ballast 🌬️⚓️

Today's gym track is "Essa" by Cameo Blush

#8. Doja Cat~ Vie I've been waiting my whole adult life for a proper heiress to Missy Elliott's throne, and for my money, no one comes closer than Doja. She goes all-in on the 80's vibes for this album, and it works so well for her. You already know who she is, go listen! Top track: "Silly! Fun!"

Guys keep putting me in this position for some reason... Merry #mcm to y'all 😘

Shout-out to the guy at the holiday party last night who absolutely OWNED me when I was wondering why the youth are so obsessed with axolotls these days and he said "you axolotl questions" 😵😵