apnews.com/live/rob-mic... Of course the orange dotard has to make this tragedy about him. If only someone with actual drumpf derangement syndrome would dispose of him in an appropriate manner.

The drumpf administration started their “press inaccuracy” website because stephenmillerisapussy.com was already taken…

Trump’s statement regarding Democratic lawmakers garners from me the same reaction as a mass shooter: save the first bullet for yourself.

The president has the energy of a 25 year old…dog.

Whatever is in the Epstein files has to be more horrific and twisted than anything the Marquis de Sade wrote. Otherwise, the only other truly plausible explanation is that 100 percent of republicans and centrist democrats are certifiably homocidal psychopaths.

Sorry, kids. If you don’t want kings you have to get off your ass, and either vote or run for office. Hope only gets you so far. 2026 is, in my mind, the last threshold before trump and his christofascist backers install that family as American royalty…until something much more violent happens.

The federal shutdown is occurring only tangentially as a function of trump’s minor (pun intended) embarrassment regarding Epstein or eliminating health care. The aim is clearly twofold. First it’s to limit emigration. Second it’s to squash commerce.

I cannot support a general strike any more fully. The 1% & their enabling capitalist system have got to go. It’s too bad most people depend on a cash economy for their food, water, & shelter. Any system of economy & govt is vulnerable to corruption. Collective action is better than what we have now.

Trump declares a bajillion % tariff on books that are written over a 4th grade level because anything greater than that isn’t English. “I wanted to ban books what couldn’t be drawn on but I’m so smart any book can be drawed on. You should see my libary it’s gold all over and I drawed on those books”

I knew the rapture was bullshit but, c’mon, you know you were hoping they’d disappear.

1,000,000,000 % @jimmykimmel.com

I AM JIMMY KIMMEL. ALSO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS, YOU ORANGE COWARD.

I’m glad he’s dead. My tots n pears are that more of his ilk will join him. Fuck that whole administration, from the orange blob to the bootlickers & maga financiers. Fuck the enabling media & pearl clutching legislators. Fuck the system that rewards bigoted hatred & drives the masses into poverty.

I am Robert Paulson

At the risk of coming off as callous, I’ll write this: I would be okay with 47, kilmeade, miller, vance, et al, sharing a “hole” lot more in common with Charlie motherfucking Kirk.

People who bemobt to the death of that guy in Utah shall be known henceforth at Charlie Cucks.

For Charlie Kirk, the acronym NIMBY means “Not In My Body, Yo”.

Nothing says tough in Utah like “We got him”, knowing full well his daddy turned him in.

The political leanings of Tyler Robinson aside, reports of the Fox News crowd suddenly having an epiphany that libs/leftists own guns & know how to use them to defend themselves should be fundamentally more unsettling to them than libs realizing that the GOP’s fiscal conservancy was always bullshit.

I don’t give a single fuck about the asshole who got shot in Utah. What I do care about is Lisa Murkowski protecting 47 and denying justice for the victims of Epstein, Maxwell, & Trump, ltd. American democracy is dead. All we’ve been doing is giving it the Weekend at Bernie’s treatment.

Fuck your thought and prayers. Burn it all down.

I have a dentist appointment on 9/11 at 8:30. I don’t generally worry about repeat terrorist attacks in a single story building, but the shithead terrorists in Washington now are dumber and meaner than Bush43.

Here’s to hoping Mitch McConnell suffers a glitch at the top of a very tall flight of stairs. Thanks for warning us about trump being a fascist over a decade too late.

Pro tip: If you’ve spent the last decade begging for a Nobel Peace Prize, maybe don’t rebrand the Defense Department as the Department of War. Not exactly a winning strategy.

If you think that the people responsible < 1% of mass shooters should have their second amendment rights trampled in the same manner all of their other rights have been, then you are > 99% of the problem. #stopmagaidiocyandhate

Gonna borrow from Nine Inch Nails: Trump is dead/and no one cares/If there is a Hell/I’ll see him there Most days it seems like Hell is already upon us, the fire and brimstone slowly cooking us like the proverbial frog in a stewpot.

Justice without violence is a concept the left will, regrettably and with no sense of joy, have to become accustomed. Trump/Vance/Theil/MAGA cannot be stopped without it. Pearl clutching and long-winded rhetoric won’t cut it; only decisive action will.

MAGA lost any semblance of credibility with regards to flag desecration on January 6, 2021. Full stop. Fuck. Those. Nazi. Bastards. #fucktrump #fuckvance #fuckadolfmiller

Hey Chicago people - just pretend the maga troops are Packers and Brewers fans, only they don’t spend any money at the concession stands or toll booths.

Release the files before the congestive heart failure completes its final task.

Not saying anything. Just sayin’.

I think of this when I read about 47 ignoring the awful parts of history. Reminds me of arguing on fartbook about your favorite sports team. You have 2 camps. One are fans that think the team isn’t doing well & a change needs to happen. The other say criticizing the team means you’re not a true fan:

The Confederacy is overtaking DC and Texas republicans are codifying gerrymandering. Trump thinks he’s going to heaven because Ukraine…in spite of being an example of a figure Dante would place in Lucifer’s mouth in Cocytus. Feels like his is the only name in the Epstein files. #releasethemyoupedo47

Perry Mason cross examines the orange hobgoblin

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Trump won’t release the Epstein files? This sounds like a job for Anonymous!

Newsom gave a speech, troops in DC, second alligator alcatraz in the works. All good tricks. Now release the Epstein files.

Hey, guys. Guess what we’re not talking about any more.

It seems that, soon enough, we will all be labeled as enemy combatants. It’s just a question of time the longer Temu Hitler/Stephen Miller remains in power.

Trump would undoubtedly allow a nuclear weapon to be detonated in the continental United States to distract the Epstein narrative.

Just wait. Trump will do what he’s doing in DC in NY, LA, Chicago, and wherever else he feels like it. Then he’ll enforce the TikTok ban. Then the FCC will shut down all broadcasts not fawning over him. Then any possible international means of ditching this shithole country. Welcome to Gilead.

Racist transphobic rant that kind of hit on the military overtaking DC. Cool trick temu Hitler. Now release the Epstein files, you fucking pedophile.

Participating in the blackout is kind of a given since I got shitcanned in June. A tough job market and unspoken ageism keeps me from buying anything but the essentials.

@comedycentral.bsky.social has the only actual news programs left on the air: @thedailyshow.com and South Park.

I think we’re long past the point where secession shouldn’t be a likelihood for California, New York, and Illinois-as a start. Stop funding the federal government’s appetite for cruelty. What will be worse: the immediate effects of this or the long term consequences of maga?