@bransonreese.bsky.social if someone asked me to explain swan boy with one frame

Forgot to post last week’s sketch which is top tier for anyone who loves floating voids youtube.com/shorts/1qmPN...

Can we not do this on bluesky? There’s zero reason to crop out the artist (bummer party and @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social)

@profanity.accountant I’m a good boy right

We have a lot to get through politically in this country, but if/when we ever get through the important stuff, next up we need to prosecute the people who invented and implemented this trash

It’s a bummer that as a creator there’s only one genre on YouTube, which is “recapture the audience attention every half second” Anyway here’s our new sketch youtube.com/shorts/ejiIY...

Be careful if you ever run into this guy youtube.com/shorts/_cvjn...

A sketch about apples youtube.com/shorts/2ZjFG...

And it’s barely even news

Everyone laughed when I invented Piss Pants. Who’s laughing now?

For once I feel like we won an election instead of not lost

Go vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social it feels amazing

New sketch is up! youtube.com/shorts/GS10m... it’s about daylight savings time and seems to be doing numbers

Bros unstoppable

It’s not fair that the good one is called “daylight savings time” and the bad one is called “standard time”

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 29,1946

Happy halloween youtube.com/shorts/obeW4...

Love the implication there’s 40 million high paying jobs just waiting for these people to take them but they refuse. And even if that were the case it would mean every minimum wage job that our infrastructure depends on would disappear which would cause collapse.

My expert party move is to Irish goodbye but tell everyone in advance I’m gonna do it

Would anyone be opposed to moving every single US holiday to each Friday of the year giving us the four day work week?

I see a lot of posts like this, and I get that even during prime Twitter this was a theme- But I just wanna say I’m grateful for a single social media app that’s mostly full of good people having fun and not owned by a billionaire / algorithm’d to line their pockets.

New sketch is up, Disney+ paid us a lot of money for this one youtube.com/shorts/vb2qR...

I feel like mentioning he literally confessed to being a Nazi should have been in this title but I digress

You know who could pass that test? All the people they’re trying to kick out of this country

Places I am while losing my religion: 1. The corner 2. The spotlight

This seems to be our “breakthrough” sketch, crossing the 300k view mark on YouTube tonight

Our new sketch doing numbers, get in on it before we go lamestream youtube.com/shorts/TUKhf...

It’s called a social media “feed” the same way chickens have chicken feed

Nancy from greater Boston area confirmed

They’ve tried to relaunch MySpace a few times but I think now might be the time it actually works if they simulated MySpace/Facebook from 2010 and froze it there.

I think something that rules about Ohtani’s legacy is that he doesn’t speak much English

Siri stop transcending

Business idea: open up a late night bakery in dense areas that watch great British bake-off (my neighborhood somebody do this)

Have we ruled out JK Rowling living out a permanent “Opposite Day” due to her name being JK?

Hello, taking a short social media break to deal with a heavy life issue. In the meantime: - My games are extremely good, buy them here: www.drinkingquest.com - Fascism is bad, if you're not anti-fascist you're pro-fascist - My biceps are really big, just naturally huge biceps without trying

Internet never needed to be more than this

All these years later “unobtainium” is still the funniest word ever used in a movie

Starting the wknd right

Trump joked in 2016 he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it - not only was he right but if he did it today it wouldn’t even be a news story a week later

Everyone complaining about hypocrisy yet refuses to watch this sketch that came out a week before Kimmel’s firing hmmm youtube.com/shorts/8rIzd...

Somehow with weekly “biggest story of the year” headlines, THIS is going to be the one thing that seemingly drags on forever.

I challenge anyone to provide a better gollum impression youtu.be/B0SGoukiYdE?...

They’re using “Reichstag Fire” like it’s a good thing lol. “This is similarly OUR moment for the Nazis to rise up!”

"The Nazi leadership and its coalition partners used the fire to claim that Communists were planning a violent uprising. They claimed that emergency legislation was needed to prevent this. The resulting act ... abolished a number of constitutional protections and paved the way for Nazi dictatorship"

I have just received what I believe may be the biggest news story of the day.

RIP Charlie Kirk you would have loved this sketch youtu.be/PAxFcWnyyVg

For what it’s worth I condemn the shooting as I condemn all gun violence. He never should have been shot. Just as much as no one should have. But that’s not the world we live in, because those of us who fight for that world consistently lose to the Charlie Kirks.

I hope Charlie Kirk gets the same amount of news coverage the two Minnesota Democratic Lawmakers got when they were gunned down (half a day at most)

The laughing defuses the tension because she’s so effortlessly funny, but I almost wish it didn’t. Lucy was and remains an icon for progressive rights and the working class. They never tell you about how she was hounded by congress for that.