following around the cat shouting mariners apartment complex lyrics at her

feeling heavy

happy tuesday #tightywhities

me after hitting the pen

🩲

GAGA!!!

to the hot muscle daddy cracking a beer in the Winco parking lot at 10:30am….. are u free later

whoops #tightywhities

fresh pair #tightywhities

thinking about the very drunk possibly straight man in a Gretzky jersey last night at the Eagle

have now crushed 2 of 4 rounds of interviews

sunday aussies

Lisa would love draft kings

second interview secured

too cold to go out what if we drank eighteen beers and double featured Varsity Blues and John Tucker Must Die

everything’s coming up milhouse

I am coming to the cottage (pie)

just remembered I made my bi roommate watch the first episode of Looking last night drunk at 3am

tgif #tightywhities

“naturally the bar is playing an inscrutable episode of star trek”

reddit just told me my account is 15 years old

need to be ******

tonight’s #tightywhities

my new reality dating show concept Threesome Island

bricked! at the vintage mall

Love not curating social media. Am I going to post some art I made? a weird joke? How about a hot take, or yknow what why not my full ass

tgif!!! #tightywhities

duality

and maybe one day, you’ll feel the same youtu.be/vAOzFvVz718?...

gn

🌾

she really can just appear out of nowhere

nw

low rise jockey #tightywhities for today

#bear mode

it’s moonstruck time baby

me n who

gut

meery Xmas gays

🌞

seeing family in TX and scored these beauties from a relative 🍒

😈

sunday #ftl #tightywhities