I miss Jimmus. And Alastair, Denise, Joy, Mick, Lizzie, Lily, Vince, Freddie. And even Martin. Why does #TheArchers keep introducing fleeting new characters when they have a cast with great back stories already?

I can’t remember who on Bluesky alerted me to this hammock but I thank you from the bottom of my sweaty heart

🎶 Young hearts, run free🎶 Me, every time I pick up Mr L’s tablets

I want to rejoin the EU & would vote for it if ever given the opportunity, but the campaign does need to address the fact that we will never be able to return on the same terms we had. That means paying more in (no rebate) No special vetoes The Euro (probably) No special voting rights #r4today

All Hull aren't we? #lufc

Is it because they’re thick as mince?

Why do people love punching themselves in head so much? x

‘Kiss on the brown’. *snigger* No, you’re childish #TheSnooker

Mr L’s new nickname

A man just posted this garbage through my letter box. And, yes, I did open the door to call ‘you’ve got to be joking, mate’ after him. He didn’t respond. #Sheffield isn’t fascist

There’s a LOT of art school privilege in this series of #InteriorDesignMasters

Mr L checked the bin timetable and is now singing “black bin on Tuesday and I’ll fill it full of shite” to the tune of #DuranDuran’s New Moon on Monday

John Robb has had a haircut #allotment

If you see a low flying chicken over #Sheffield it’ll be due to #StormDave

Ooh, it’s Good Friday. Which Carry On film is on?

Dropped an ear pod and only tracked it down by playing #Erasure ‘Sometimes’ at full volume. Thanks Andy and Vince.

Me, every week watching #TheApprentice: “Kieran is a dick”

Neighbours have just caught me saying ‘come on babies, mummy will look after you’ as I put the sweet peas in the greenhouse for the night.

I mean. Snow flurries up a hill in Sheffield at the end of March. What’s not to love?

Bee Gees Ross is the best Ross #TOTP

It’s no Bad News is it? #TOTP

Turning up late for 80s #TOTP only to find Cliff

Drought, war … and then what was it? Plague of frogs?

Just been called a class traitor because I said my beer had too much tonka

Imagine complaining about "windmill" aesthetics when you look like a pumpkin that's sprouted limbs and gained partial sentience.

Mr L is annoyed with my furniture moving. He’s recommended a TTCA* technique *Throw The C*** Away

Brenda is exactly right @trientertainment.bsky.social. A Prayer For Owen Meany is a magnificent book. In my top 5 too

Mr L has just said ‘I don’t think this IKEA furniture will take too long to assemble’. The poor innocent.

If the paper that supported fascism in the 20s (both 20s) considers you a menace you’re probably doing something right

To paraphrase #StewartLee, voting for Reform as a protest is like shitting your hotel bed as a protest against poor hotel service. Then realising you have to sleep in a shitted bed #GortonandDentonbyelection

Catching up with last couple of #TheArchers eps. We all hate Zack, right? Horrible Eastenders-alike interloper

I want a stuffed toy white stoat. But I don’t want to go down a mountain on a tea tray to get it

When did it become ‘Valentines’ instead of ‘Valentine’s Day’?

Well that was terrible. Same time next week? #TOTP

Bloke playing the hospital feeding tube, there #TOTP

Kevin Godley’s let himself go #TOTP

Ooh this is quite a good song. It might even get into the top 5, I reckon … #Elton #Kiki #TOTP

Liverpool? Liverpool? #TOTP

*Waits for Alison Steadman gifs*… #TOTP

I know they had this on last week but you can’t beat Wor Bry at his finest #TOTP

Shall we have a couple more TOTPs from the olden days? Hang on while I get my cocoa #TOTP

Can’t believe that 1987 was almost 20 years ago #TOTP

I’d forgotten the magnificence of Timbuk Three 😎 #TOTP

I loved the Poundland Jacksons. No, you sod off #TOTP

Instead of #TOTP I could be watching #Suede in the Octagon now. If everyone else hadn’t been so quick off the mark #Twickets.

Play the ‘pain in the ass’ version, you cowards #TOTP #Blondie

Blondie, there. #TOTP

The hill I will die on: the 70s had the most diverse range of music of any decade. Punk, electronic, disco, soul, reggae, pop, teeny, heavy rock, prog, glam - all in the charts at the same time #TOTP

Shakes groove thing (puts back out) #TOTP

Arriving late for #TOTP like