Just made the best lunch of womankind. Toasted ham , cheese, tomato & onion. Cup of Yorkshire tea. Food of the gods

Gary Neville taking about bad feeling in an Arsenal game. Like he has amnesia #lfc

Little flurries of snow here. Thankfully due to not being able to shake this damn cold/cough I’m working from home

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Doesn’t the house look bare with the decorations down. Damn!

But her emails.

Damn forgot to put the electric blanket on. Brrrr

What stale hell is this #totp

What fresh hell is this. I don’t want the news on the weather app and certainly not the scum!

Fuck off with the fireworks

Happy birthday baby cheeses

Won’t feel the benefit #totp

This was the first cassette I bought for my Walkman. Fuck I’m old #totp

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Feck off ginge #totp

Nan pop at it’s finest #totp

This shows incredible character on your part, Mr. Pettigrew. The family did not deserve you. I hope you've had nothing but good Christmas Days ever since. (this thread is amazing) (some people, I swear)

Best song of the 80’s #totp

Ham on, chicken cooking, stuffing done. Hope this cold fecks off by tomorrow so I can actually enjoy the fruits of my labour.

God, Grace Kelly was a stunning woman

Looks like I’m missing a great game. Damn birthday drinks #lfc

Birthday/Christmas cocktails at The Connaught. Bloody delicious with the most amazing service

Jesus was Jane McDonald born middle aged #totp

Fuck off Keith #totp

Do you think their stylist hated them #totp

Oh fuck off #totp

Victoria would like to speak to the manager #totp

Celtic tiger has A LOT to answer for #totp

Thank goodness she decided to act instead. #totp

Why is the big light on. #totp

So today we got our Xmas gift from work. Branded T-shirt and a small bag of popcorn. Not exactly breaking the bank, lads

Crisis, what crisis #lfc

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This is literally one of the funniest threads I have ever seen. Brilliant.

An extra 14.92 to send a parcel to Ireland. #bollockstobrexit if I’m ever in the same room as those fuckers who lied I won’t be held back. #fuckfarage

Can’t grow that plant underwater,mate #teamfish

Jesus F1 is boring

The fucking worse thing about this season is having to hear the glee in Gary Neville’s voice #lfc

Slot needs to make another big decision and drop Konate. He’s been terrible this season. #lfc

Oh ffs 🤦‍♀️ #lfc

Have I had a stroke #worldcupdraw

“Young” #worldcupdraw

We want our group of death back #worldcupdraw