the meaning of life is knowing how to bounce on cock Amen

I been fuckin Brandy Melville

suspended on the bird app for anti-Bari Weiss messaging—allegedly

just saying what literally everyone is thinking

twitter BANNED!!!

if you give a fuck about Michelle Obama please lmk so I can put a Panda Express bag over your head

literally can’t wait for the mass ICE agent suicides omg

btw in twitter jail for allegedly telling some conservative to off themselves etc etc

genuinely who gives a fuck about Jordan Firstman isn’t he a meth addict

I’ve randomly become a Zara Larsson addict

I feel like this app needs to go pastel to catch on

why aren’t more people hitting ICE with fucking bear spray / pepper spray / mace ?!

Burberry, who signed off on this? Ugly as fuck and it literally says IBS

the people’s princess

PLEASE ASSASSINATE DONALD TRUMP, MIKE JOHNSON, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, PAM BONDI, KRISTI NOEM PLEASE ASSASSINATE DONALD TRUMP, MIKE JOHNSON, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, PAM BONDI, KRISTI NOEM PLEASE ASSASSINATE DONALD TRUMP, MIKE JOHNSON, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, PAM BONDI, KRISTI NOEM

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

Lukas Gage, you’re an incredibly annoying faggot and nobody wants anything to do with you. Cheers!

I *should’ve* specified that it would be a Panda Express bag

rip jane goodall now THERE is someone to mourn

Aēsop in your bathroom literally is not the flex you think it is. STOP.

This is the behavior in front of the cameras. Imagine what is happening behind. We must abolish ICE. It is the only way forward.

Made my $0.79 box of mac and cheese with brown butter

making an account on the PSE&G website holy shit I want to sl!t my wr!sts !!!

waiting for the eventual stroke in his brain to finally do the big one

at least I’m not Adam Mosseri with those fucking ugly ass eyes 😭😭😭 get a life PATHETIC Zionist pissfuck

the US govt actually holds a gun to the heads of straight people and forces them to NEVER FORGET post

i miss you

You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.

being Twitta banned for this EVENT is so RUDE! #FreedomOfSpeechIsDead

malala’d is my favorite verb

being born an American is being born into a prison lol

I’m seriouslyyy not lying when I say that I’d rather be homeless in NYC than ever become a DC gay lolol like hand me that nomad life if that Ever happens

bangkok to montauk

think I’m gonna waltz onto some random southampton properties and say that God told me I have the right to this land 🤷🏻‍♂️

People confront Trump at a DC restaurant. He smiles at the camera as they chant “Free DC, free Palestine, Trump is the Hitler of our time.” Trump’s masked agents have snatched residents & he’s unconditionally backed Israel’s genocide of Gaza. Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, and JD Vance seen alongside.

no black iphone 17 pro and 78 back cameras I just know steve jobs is giving cupertino a golden shower rn

Link: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/u...

miiight blackmail F-ther for new Loewe shoes with what I’ve uncovered; haven’t decided yet…

nobody gives a fuck about Phoebe Gates like…

so who is gonna officially end Elon Musk before he becomes a trillionaire?

at an underground underwear party

We've seen what collaboration with Trump has brought us: money stolen from city accounts, cuts to essential services, New Yorkers as young as six deported. Cuomo offers more of the same. I am prepared to fight back.