Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I accidentally made over a kilo of peanut butter fudge. Now, I accidentally have diabetes.

I forgot about this It’s always nice to get a mention in the paper and It's a refreshing change when it’s not beneath the headline 'Trouserless Local Man Cautioned For Profanity Filled Tirade At Pigeon'

I love how, in a 20 year timeframe, we've "transitioned to a knowledge economy" - but somehow also unilaterally decided that knowing stuff is so fundamentally worthless, it can be outsourced to a Magic 8 Ball stuffed with pages from a thesaurus by a handful of sociopaths six thousand miles away

Nothing says respect for our fallen more than Karaoke It's like PRIDE but for Gammons

The accent of a Monkstown Milly would make your testicles dry up. 'WatsDatDerYouFuckInLookinAt'

Started to sort out the scans of Roy Bulsons 1964 book #Ulster Inns and Taverns. Roy was famous for drinking 70 pints a week and somehow still managed to completed this book when he was a spritely 29. Ahem #pubs #belfast

A few years ago my local FB group was complaining about Orange Scooters and cycle paths This still tickles me

Newcastle's Offshore 44 is going to be reopening as the Sandhill Tavern. It's going to be operated under the Wylam Brewery banner.

No takers for my Reverse Mrs Doubtfire screenplay in which an elderly Scottish woman pretends to be fast-talking improvisational stand-up Robin Williams.

No better spot on an autumnal day. #Ouseburn #Newcastle #Beer

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges

I think the easiest way to push someone left is to find out their favourite hobby and demonstrate how capitalism has made it objectively worse.

We said bye bye to By The River a few years ago Finally, the abandoned site situated by the river will be refurbed by By The River The venue will still be run by By The River, but will not be named By The River Thankfully you will still be able to buy beer by the river at By The River #Newcastle

How fucking mental would you need to be to do this WITH pay

Shed Update - nothings changed, it's just awesome

This is probably one of the greatest comics ever produced.. and that's a hill I'm willing for you to die on.

New Moscow Coup Attempt It's hard to describe it's a bit like if Portishead was played on a music box #TMCA

West Moors The George Stephenson has changed hands - Again And is closed - Again And is being refurbished - Again And will reopen - Again With a focus on sport and live entertainment - Again

The Pickled Toad has opened in Shieldfield #newcastle

An incredibly 90s photo

I need to work on my marketing skills

The Big Little One has asked me to show her round the pubs in The Ouseburn tonight. Me? Beer Bore? Showing someone around pubs with my reputation? What was she thinking?

I am going to post this anti AI poster I made again just because fuck AI in general. I hope everyone is keeping well out there in the real world :) #aislop #antiAI

Still a bit heavy on the 'dank' 'Juice Bomb' IPAs.. but good to see more beer flavoured beer on the list

Probably my favourite Shields pub

Newcastle The Black Garter is up for sale. For 1.5 million you get a high end boutique bar and brasserie, with a separate VIP area and cocktail lounge. The building is steeped in local history resplendent with original fittings, art deco windows, historic booths and does a canny meat raffle.

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

Bullhouse Brew Co, Northern Ireland’s largest independent brewery, have announced a significant retail deal, a major milestone in the brewery’s growth beertoday.co.uk/2025/10/19/b... #beer #beernews #beerretail @sainsburys.bsky.social

This video has now been stuck in my head for 30 years because Oderus Urungus and Jesus play basketball

Bar 22 on Shields Road has reopened as an Irish pub called - The Craic Pot. A name that describes not only its clientele but also what you can buy in it. #Newcastle

I probably should start planning my 50th.. I think it' going to involve going to the pub and drinking beer. But where?

The Pilgrim street Cack is earmarked to open in November. For those unfamiliar with the concept it's basically the InShops but with expensive crepes and crap beer. #Newcastle

If only Tynebank 'Brewery' hadn't cornered the market on Bob Ross Dog Weddings* *That's a pretty good name for a post-punk- neo-jazz-industrial-tekno band

Could have sworn I had seen an article where the owners of Newcastle's Friki Tiki said they 'might' be forced to close if they were unable to stay open for an extra hour ,so instead of closing at 3am they could close at 4am not sure opening an extra hour 2 nights a week will do much to save it.

For a man who spent a lot of his Belfast youth setting fire to things , I really can't get the hang of lighting a log burning stove.

Today, I'm going to list all the ways technology has pissed me off. - my Google morning routine , the light came on a 100% rather than sunrise setting - my Nest wouldn't broadcast - doorbell warned me it's battery is low even though it isnt

and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”

Another terrible day of 'influencing' I did get a basketball player to put a sticker on a lampost for me , so it wasn't all bad

I'm shite at this influencing malarkey - although you don't know it, I drank great beers in great pubs. I'll do better tomorrow

Today I'll mostly be doing a sightseeing half pint run around Newcastle with some of the Belfast Brethren A bit like Geordie Crawl but with better pubs, better beer and not as tragic

Lacada Taproom - #Portrush. - My favourite NI brewery - cosy wee taproom ( even in the midst of Storm Amy) - canny bunch of people - absolutely fantastic pint of Sugar Loaf #Beer #Lacada #Belfast #Portrush

Another excellent weekend at The #Portrush Beer Festival, a really lovely bunch of people with great beer in breath taking surroundings

Hi guys, I’m back at my favourite bar in #Belfast. The Watson Local legend has it that {insert ancedote} This hidden gem serves the best Guinness in the whole city. #Beer #Influencing #DeadInside

Hi guys, I’m back at my favourite bar in #Belfast. The Sunflower Local legend has it that I had just walked in a massive puddle and had a really wet foot. This hidden gem serves the best Guinness in the whole city. #Beer #Influencing #DeadInside

Hi guys, I’m back at my favourite bar in #Belfast. The Deers Head Local legend has it that the last time I was ID'ed was in here 24 years ago This hidden gem serves the best Guinness in the whole city. #Beer #Influencing #DeadInside

Hi guys, I’m back at my favourite bar in #Belfast. The Spaniard Local legend has it that this the most expensive round in the city This hidden gem serves the best Guinness in the whole city. #Beer #Influencing #DeadInside

Hi guys, I’m back at my favourite bar in #Belfast. The McHughs Local legend has it that Van Morrison is an insufferable twat. This hidden gem serves the best Guinness in the whole city. #Beer #Influencing #DeadInside