I am the king of cats. A cat like the world has never seen before. An A++ cat. All the cats in the world say Bronson, we adore you. You are smartest cat that ever lived. And you are so handsome. #trump

Sloppy work from Hartcher in the #SMH / #TheAge today. Ley did an Acknowledgement of Country. She is not entitled to do a Welcome to Country. #auspol

Black swans are a protected native species, and it’s appalling the Tas Gov still issue permits allowing them to be culled. I have written to Minister Pearce urging him to employ other measures that would safeguard these beautiful native birds #politas #auspol

It is an obscenity that this woman sits in judgment over Australians while she defends the perpetrators of this atrocity. Palestinians deliberately starved of food by the Israeli govt while this taxpayer funded, multi-millionaire sits in her govt office telling us what we should think about it.

Dan Tehan. Christ he's a dummy. #rnbreakfast #auspol

Because the whole world is shit, here's The Seekers (Gina Riley, John Clarke, Bryan Dawe and Nicholas Bell) rehearsing "The Carnival Is Over" for the closing ceremony of the 2000 Sydney Olympics in "The Games."

Every billionaire is a policy failure. Every defence of billionaires falsely assumes nothing would get invented or built if we didn't have billionaires

Not just excess, it’s a system built to keep people hungry so the rich can keep feasting. But the masses are waking up. Powerful video…

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Greg's been slathering on the Grecian 2000. #insiders

The LAPD whenever they think no one can see

I was one of 450,000 Australians that were hounded for 18 months with a false Robodebt. I’m furious Morrison was awarded the highest honour for ignoring lawyers and illegally chasing us and allowing his ministers to call us criminals.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

Someone needs to explain to the Liberals’ latest recruit that “experience or merit” for a shadow cabinet position requires a bit more than being a two bit town councillor from the outback. #auspol

I just realized there's no way at all Kristi Noem has any idea what the nickname "Bergen-Belsen Barbie" refers to. I'm hoping someone can explain it to her, maybe with the help of finger puppets or even the corpse of a dog she recently killed.

Nicolette Boele has take the Lead in Bradfield by 19 votes. Momentum looks to be on the Independent’s side in the final stages - 268 votes still to count.🩵 #auspol

Nothing says idiot king better than the world's most hated person attacking an icon beloved by tens of millions in our country and hundreds of millions across the world, but do go on. Also, wow, the orange is CLEARLY rattled. Great job, Bruce!

Nikki Savva rips Richard Marles a new one in today's SMH/The Age #auspol

Bone Spurs meets Bone Saw

"...great talents in our party like Angus..." says Lib Party vice president, Fiona Scott. Coffee splerk! 🤣 #rnbreakfast #auspol

Susssssan says there's only one Australian flag and "Welcome to country" ceremonies are unwelcome. Oldies like me will now fling ourselves about singing that Ray Columbus and the Invaders song: 🎵 She's a moderate, she's a moderate, she's a moderate, yeah yeah... 🎵 #auspol

ABCNews24 still calling Sussssssan Ley a moderate. Hilarious. #auspol

someone commented on a similar post: wouldn't it be awesome if Tim was elected, then 10,000 postal votes flooded in for Zoe Daniels and the liberal party lost two leaders in the same election...

This piece, an excerpt from from Molly Jong-Fast's new book about her mother, Erica Jong, is SUCH a good story about losing an already distant parent to dementia. READ: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...

There's huge public respect for Ed Husic. Marles on the other hand... #insiders

Does Marles think he's PM material? You've got Buckley's, son. #insiders

As 2 million traumatised people are on the verge of forced starvation it is breaking my brain that the main discourse in Aus media is that the Greens are rabid antisemites for saying what Israel is doing is wrong

Pope Leo (the 'Latin Yankee') and President Beelzebub seem to be on a collision course. Just a hunch ... 🤔⏱️

To do that you need to implement big policies and plant the roots fucking deep. Instead these fools want to keep fighting over who will deliver the smallest budget deficits. Stop fighting on Howard’s and news.corps terms. Seize the moment (or at least first recognise this is a moment!)

Seriously - this is the most amazing time to be a progressive. There are no excuses anymore. Nothing really to fear. Do policies you think make the country better. Dental in Medicare! Done. Who says no? Tax gas companies. Done. Who are you worried about? The media? Kate Chaney picked UP votes!!

The snivelling little wreath snatcher publicly backs the very policy that torpedoed his own party merely days ago…..reminding us of the sheer insanity behind his victory over the FAR more intelligent, accomplished and talented Zoe Daniel🤦‍♀️ #WTFGoldstein

From last Saturday's Canberra Times. Who needs caption writers when the Year 10 work experience kid is around? 🤭 #auspol

A dynamic, accomplished, brilliant woman loses her seat to this snivelling, obnoxious little wreath snatcher Seriously, Goldstein..WTAF??!🤦‍♀️

I’m going to need the names and addresses of everyone who voted for Tim Wilson.

Harsh criticism of Labor's historic win from journo Amy Remeikis, who makes some points well worth considering. What will Labor do with its big majority & mandate? www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...

Massive dump on Angus Taylor from within his own party and without. And so well-deserved. Ahhh.. schadenfreude... #auspol #ausvotes2025

Oh the lols! "Officially" Officially"? #hasanyonecheckedonSharri #ausvotes www.skynews.com.au/opinion/shar...

Just got a message from a mate: “Can Peter Dutton get a ‘Goodbye From Country’?” 😂

You've lost your seat and led your party to the worst loss in its history. Go Dutto! 😁😁 #ausvotes2025 #ausvotes

"Tell me again grandma. How many seats did the LNP gain in the 2025 federal election?" 🤭😁😁 #ausvotes2025 #ausvotes

Jim Chalmers says he doesn't intend to dance on Peter Dutton's grave. Well I feckin do!😁 #ausvotes #ausvotes2025

Pollbludger is calling Dutton's seat of Dickson as an ALP gain. JFC. Yes! #ausvotes2025 #ausvotes

Senator James McGrath is on the ABC panel. Repulsive man. Until called out on it, used to document on Facebook the amount of roadkill he was responsible for. Far from being regretful, was almost triumphant about it. #ausvotes #ausvotes2025

Without any votes counted, Senator James Paterson says "the Trump factor" was "absolutely devastating". Conceding defeat already. Haw haw! #ausvotes2025 #auspol

"Turnberry has made a profit precisely once in the past 10 years, and is currently one of the many operating companies run by Trump’s sons, Uday and Spewday." 🤭😁

Sick of texts from the clowns at Trumpet of Fartriots? If you have a candidate in your electorate, put them last on your ballot paper, take a screenshot and email to info @ trumpetofpatriots .org #ausvotes2025 #auspol

Sure, let's investigate Liberals' links to a cult. But it's a bit late. Their last PM had ties to a dodgy church and pastor. The media maintained the fiction that Scotty's faith was a 'personal matter'. When it was quite clearly influencing public policy. #ausvotes www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...

The bizzare right-wing male supremacy tax-dodgy #Brethren cult who want every woman to be a 'housewife', emboldened for years by the likes of John Howard, is flooding neighbourhoods & polling stations with lobbyists for a Dutton win. Is the LNP paying, supplying or promising them anything?

Why doesn't Dutton ever say "I'm a property developer"? He's been a property developer longer than he has been a politician or a police officer Police officer was his shortest career of his 3 jobs but he makes it his primary career, it's not 🐝 #auspol #ausvotes #AusVotes2025