This will never not make me smile.

France sends water bombers to……………France? 🤔 How generous…

Replaced a motherboard in a Framework laptop this afternoon, and nearly died when I discovered I had a screw left over... 🫨 (the new motherboard came with an SSD screw, so it was all good) ...but some minutes of panic... LOL

Wait! I thought the Orange Poo Flinging Baboon had won the war, and solved all the problems? 🤡

Well played Beatles, well played... #WorldCup

No, that's "more than 1,200 human errors"... Or out-and-out fraud... 🤷‍♂️

Interesting articles to end up side-by-side...

Srsly tho this guy sucked

Cute that you think that, watch…

Where do I apply?

#vline are still doing empty train movements this morning to sort things out. Only they could take 2.5 days to resolve a problem that wasn’t even theirs to begin with… 🙄

Oh come on, what a shit headline...she was on holidays overseas with her family...do you think she planned it to coincide? Just...do fucking better, media...

Ohhhh, Melton has completely moved from the Ballarat line... #vline

Who let the fogs out? #geelong

I see Trump's "Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding between the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran"... ...is going really well. Fucking doofus...

Apparently GetUp! are running a partition to keep the graffiti on the Bolte Bridge. Always suspected they were a pointless and mostly irrelevant organisation. Spare me.

The Telstra outage was a dreadful fuckup, but who knew there were so many expert network engineers on Bluesky? 😏

...and there won't be #vline trains tomorrow morning...at all... www.vline.com.au/Service-Chan...

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

I love how the headlines are: "#vline chaos extends into afternoon" Hello? #vline are in chaos almost every day...try reporting that...

Haha, geez I'm glad I needed to drive to Melbourne today... #vline

Happy "Telstra Screwed Up BGP Again" Day! #telstra #TelstraDown

Telstra fucked a BGP update again, didn’t they? 🙄

Seriously - now we're doing feel-good pieces about the bird-painting graffiti moron. Stop giving him publicity, revoke his bail.

#vline terminating some trains at Geelong. Again. As usual. Their fuckups become their customers problem. As usual.

Best bail revocation incident ever.................and it will cost his mate $30,000. Fuckwit...

Antifa cut a 350-foot slash in the turf.

No karma at all, so don’t shortchange Belgium’s top drawer performance. Belgium is the better team. Belgium played better. Belgium won.

BREAKING: Trump claiming #WorldCup was “rigged” and is demanding a “recount” of goals. “There were millions of USA goals that were found in a river and weren’t counted…”

Eat shit, Donnie... #WorldCup

So, if Belgium defeat the US by one penalty in a shootout, will Trump call FIFA and ask for a recount because someone rigged the "goal counting machine"? #WorldCup

Some reports have Mitch McConnell as "brain dead" - how could you notice a difference?

The person who has tagged the Bolte Bridge pylon with a Pam the Bird is a fucking moron, but imagine having the gonads to sit on top of the thing and dangle your legs over the side?

Fuck around and find out, dickhead...zero sympathy...

In today’s episode of “Dumb Shit People Do When Travelling on Trains”, this person has advertised the serial number of their iPhone. Much like VINs on cars, this can also be used to determine the model of the phone…

Nasty accident on the Westgate Freeway about 6:30pm tonight, between Millers and Grieve. At least five cars - (that I could see) - and not one of them in decent shape. Hope everyone is okay.

Reader, I am cackling

Medtronic Data Breach Impacts 3.8 Million People - https://mwyr.es/fCWR7nB5 #securityweek #infosec

Alleged Scattered Spider Hacker Extradited To US - https://mwyr.es/lCkmRCGO #securityweek #infosec

So, the Victorian Libs can't even organise a meeting to sack someone... 🙄

Google Disrupts NetNut Residential Proxy Network Spanning 2 Million Home Devices - https://mwyr.es/aHD76zE0 #thn #infosec

CISA Warns Of Actively Exploited Microsoft SharePoint Vulnerability - https://mwyr.es/O0VFbSkT #securityweek #infosec

DHS Confirms Cyber Incident On Information Sharing Platform - https://mwyr.es/sOYPtwG4 #cyberdaily #infosec

Majority Of Australian Banks Still Lack Strongest Email Protection, Proofpoint Warns - https://mwyr.es/l2etTWjv #cyberdaily #infosec

Microsoft Adds New Teams Controls To Block Unauthorized AI Bots From Meetings - https://mwyr.es/dGbe2Oqs #securityweek #infosec

Hey Ampol on the freeway at Werribee - time to clean your toilets?

Ohh, fuck you #vline Encouraged to wait for the 7:20 as the 7:01 and 7:08 were 3 carriages and expected to be overcrowded. Cross to other platform and then told the 7:20 is delayed until further notice. After the 7:01 and 7:08 had left already. Assholes.

Haha, suck it Geelong... #AFLCatsLions

Buying a lottery ticket. Three drumsticks in my KFC box.