MIURTLEX 🍼 3 days ago
the turtles are like I can fix him, bruh,
he'll poison your crops, kill your family, eat YOUR lunch, spit in your face, then he'll hack your bank account and make you an FBI fugitive.
Then he'll get caught and fucked up, then he'll escape... and get caught and fucked up and then escape and then ge
add a skeleton here at some point