I wear zubaz around the house. It feels good to post this.

Had my first “I should move to Duluth” intrusive thought of the year. Happy summer!

Posting hole on main.

So done with CBS. The fire making challenge is the best part of the season. Bari Weiss and her incompetent team did nothing to stop Jeff from spoiling the result live SMDH

GEMINI WIN!

“I can’t do my weekly bike to Apple Store/Cowboy Slims anymore, all we have are these giant stupid lakes. These damn urbanists ruined uptown!”

Bless the loon, fear the loon

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Solidworks: It’s called Hole Wizard

1 y/o is asking to bike today and it sucks that we can’t We are looking for an e-bike that can haul kids/groceries and an acoustic bike for my work commute What are some favorite models/shops? It’s been a while since we’ve looked around 😭

Take the survey and let them know beg buttons are never the answer!

Garage door can be finicky and last night we didn’t notice it open back up…guess whose bikes are gone this morning! FUCK Right when it warms up too ofc FUUUUUUCK

Call me the dough boy

For fucks sake we need to issue licenses to use LLMs

Frey: sry no rent relief we did too much cop dry January

Step aside doc, it’s my time now

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey I talk about transit sometimes too

Praise the Loon and its infinite benevolence, bestowing sacred blessings upon the city. As a life-giving force, it commands a bounty that overflows, ensuring a plentiful harvest. We exalt this colassal steel titan, whose grace yields a cornucopia of earthly and celestial riches.

Ruh roh

I should call her etc etc

Our ducks didn’t win but the event was a blast! And such a gorgeous day for it!

WE DID IT LETS FUCKING GO MSP!!!!!!

GOD DID

CMON LOONS

Fuck norm green

this piece got me daydreaming about double tracking for express and one that stops for the loons, the university, or wherever else, please get it done please please please cover it up and do the at-grade twin cities boulevard on top meanwhile we can't even get green line signal priority 🤦

Every companion app launched by “the everything app” makes me chuckle

Petro-cel doomers in shambles, the Dawn of the Solar Century rises and in its infinite benevolence bestows its blessings upon all who gather in adoration, singly or in great throngs, to harvest all the beauty and bounty of the life-giving light. We will live together unburdened beneath the sky.

Local pedestrian recklessly using crosswalk struck by new Hyundai Ioniq (335 miles of range!) left in condition incompatible with life, story at 5! (Jeep ads resume)

Common Aurin W

They were just doing a rentahuman.ai task

I don’t understand who this is for at all

I refuse to grow numb to the gutter racism the president spews out of his mouth, this shit would have ended political careers for most of my life

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

I can’t make this one but y’all should go lib out for an hour or two if you can get to the capital.

MSP why is my tap water like this omg

I think today’s bike ride actually fixed me

LLM slop lmao

Any living Manning is eligible to play

Rest in piss Lou lol

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

The thing about me is if you offer 2 for 1 loons tickets I’m gonna buy em even if it’s cold as shit

I nominate this for Minneapolis jacket fwiw

digging out my "public sex skyscraper" sign again since i know housing is out of the question and now for some reason "giant data center" is part of the question (?)

lol, lmao even

Huge win for: Cancer Earth haters Injury lawyers

If someone drops a flag on the ground JD Vance has to come down and eat it

I yearn to talk about bike lanes again