My god australian comedian variety shows are dogshit

I think if you were called The Drift King back in college you should get an exception to the guillotine so long as you’re willing to renounce the title and become just The Drift

Do NOT eat dumplings in your work uniform

What is it with Melee players and their obsessive need to categorise and rank everything

Crazy that my main way of expressing my artistic creativity these days is shitposting on my instagram story

Every day I'm wallowing

Time to freckle the fuck out

What happened to good old christian values

Capcom needs to stop making cool looking characters and trying to drag me back into their goddamn game

So many wormies Squirming on the path at night Life gone by daylight

Alt christian lesbian obsessed Joan of Arc

I think we should revisit and reflect on the fact that phantoms are the worst feature to ever make it into minecraft

I am not going to miss my housemates morning alarm going off every minute for half an hour while I drink my coffee

I just bought kfc and honestly now that I have it it smells so unappetising

Esperimenti culinari

Im actually quite enjoying 2xko (for now). I really hope they add in some old school goobers because I really wanna play around with these characters again after 12 years sober from league

It feels so good to have a nornal rice cooker again

Dogshit? Theyre not even lands

Muhfuckers dont know stir fry like I do (white girl)

MTG's naming scheme for legendary creatures and/or things really doesnt work Universes beyond characters

Bitches these days will 😵‍💫 at anything

Its spring..

How can anyone even stand macdonalds anymore

They be cockling on my creek till I cardiff

Sometimes I love putting so much effort into my pretentious letterboxd reviews, and then I read @yoshcries.bsky.social's one line reviews and I know Ill never amount to greatness. That said check it out maybe please boxd.it/caYnD

I remember I was raving about Rivals of Aether 2 for a little while, and I confess I couldnt get myself to not hate playing a platform fighter after all. Kinda considering giving it another shot though

Im gonna do it Im gonna rediscover my linkin park phase

Fwiends -w-

I hate that algorithms cannot process the idea that I have multiple types of content I like seeing, or maybe it changes depending on my mood

It is amazing the difference it makes to play strive with a ranked mode, but still...

I think I really am just a Tekken player now, aren't I

Who let the gay guy come to womens wrestling night

Alright, who brought the fujoshi to the wrestling night

This is what I looked like 2000 years ago

No surprises, I love Street Fighter. I also love the colour palette like damn

Sky Skiff got done dirty

Whenever Im depressed I always go eat at the same chinese place. I really hope they havent noticed the pattern

she gwyneth my paltrow til i goop

Neon white isn't a card game

People can talk about how much they love leverless all they want, knowing I dont have to buy a whole new controller when something breaks makes lugging a 5kg brick around worth it for me

the two most soulful seal emojis are: 1/3

Ive noticed the rise in these games being released, didnt know theres discourse regarding them and their slop status. It's something Id love to chat about with my friends. Who are coming back from holidays tonight. And I get to see them soon. God Im so excited to I love them so much

Update

My friends are mot ready for my excitement when they return from their holiday. They're gonna be dead tired and Imma run circles around them and hug them all day

I love looking up info for a tyre place and mysteriously getting ads for them across multiple apps an hour later

My friend just described Jim Carreys alternate identity in The Mask as him doing green face