Forgot Reddit atheists still exist

You'll feel the best when you live somewhere you can play your music out loud without issue.

I have the skill and capacity to draw so much stuff but I'd really just prefer to draw the green guy 1573862 times from the same angle, headshot, no background.

Want my boyfriend to dress me up in a little outfit like I'm a little character he is designing.

he’s only been on the island for like 5 minutes but this is already the best ship I’ve never considered

This study is bad for so many reasons but also there are way better studies in Australia that show giving Gender Affirming care (especially surgeries) saves the government more money over time because the use of other services go down so dramatically.

What if instead of X-Men it was pleX-Men and I downloaded it illegally.

Put my new #pooltoy model from last night into a scene :)

WIP pooltoy Aktrya Model. But I'm excited.

I want a nerd (candy) plush to hold in the tender hours of the night.

Dreaming about Trump not knowing the codes because he is a weak frail old man, and staff refusing to help him.

"This morning Shinji was tickling my butt"- my bf What do you mean...

Lean over onto my bf and he's looking at pics of Courtney Gears. 🫡

I am full of unverified factoids

When I was younger, I really wanted to have a job as a florist. After asking at a few places, I found out you have to have a qualification. How insane.

Posting some old Fakemon art I've done.

project male hairy

This is all I could think of when Rocky got aboard the Hail Mary #projecthailmary

Downloading my new personality from Project Hail Mary but instead of Ryan Gosling, this time it's Rocky.

I feel insane hating on Costco BC no one agrees with me and I don't know why. You all hate Coles and Woolies but you don't find it inciting and evil that huge international mega corp bulk buy store has moved in BC ??? Hotdog¿?

Chat I'm no longer obese but just overweight! (I know BMI sucks but I have to put my milestones somewhere I can pretend is real.)

How it feels to be hatched in #theIsle

"He's watching YouTube slop on my balls."

Today's the day. Go clean that weird mark off of your monitor.

Art about death, rebirth and January

The movie Bruce Almighty is the only reason I can remember how to spell the word beautiful.

My goat

They should give me five trillion dollars actually. I need it for crafts.

Dead wife montage for my pickled jalapeno slice I just dropped into the dirt.

Thinking about how most world leaders aren't intelligent enough to identify and avoid Engagement bait.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

I will drive everywhere because I'm mortified at the idea I have to rely on someone else to leave an event and can't just escape if I need to.

Should be called Game Boy Bald.

Saying some people detransition might be true but saying no one should get access to hrt is the same as saying some people will get divorced so let's not let anyone get married.

live moss ball cam 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

lent is genuinely so funny, people make such a big deal out of giving up diet coke for a month

You can think you're too good to say "meow meow meow" in public but it's just because you don't know how it feels yet.

I just wanna look at my boyfriend all day

Call me apples the way im in-cider.

Every household needs one big as fuck cup to make milo in

Been playing #FlightRising again.

What a day. Someone hit my car, oil leak, my grandma trying to off herself, my uncle refusing to see her.

Idk who needs to hear this but time out of the fridge accumulates. It doesn't magically reset how much bacteria is in there just BC you put it back in the fridge.

I love this image BC you can see that someone just drew metal sonic with normal lighting and then went " this lighting is too normal. Gotta put some red on 'im. "

Fake cat entertainer. That's YOUR job. You make the toy go, and are in charge of making it entertaining. Foolish.

The honeymoon period is where they follow you around sniffing you

Tbt pretending to hate that a bloke at the pub thought I was mtf. Hate that he's like that, but awesome someone thought I was a clocky brick.

I want to play DnD but I suffer from Too mortified about being perceived in ways that differ from my constructed self that I can't roleplay and enjoy being my character.

I may sleep on a real bed now but the male living space lives on.