No matter how you feel about Caine, him saying at the end “I never asked to be created, I just wanted to fulfill my purpose.” Is so fucking tragic.

Caine has to come back right? There’s no way that’s the last we’re gonna see of him right?….RIGHT?!

#TADCSPOILER ❗ . . . . . He can't think. He can't develop emotional intelligence. They gave him a purpose he could never fulfill. Holy shit.

On the one hand, I’ve been begging for a Caine crash out. On the other hand, the straight up torture was too far. On the other other hand, he genuinely wants to do what he’s made for and is frustrated he can’t seem to get. On the other other other hand, he just needs to listen. BUT ON THE OTHER OTH…

ONLY THE STRONGEST CAINE FANS WILL SURVIVE THIS

#TADC As someone who’s fav has been Caine from ep 1, I am VERY conflicted rn.😭

Yeah same guys😭

I uhh… I don’t really know what to say here

She’s stunning your honor!!!

Ready to defend him with my life tomorrow

Yeah Jax is abstracting tomorrow how much do yall wanna bet?

I’ve expressed before that I empathize with Alastor a little more than I do Vox in their overall dynamic, but I will say it makes me giggle when I see ppl say “We need Alastor to tell us what really happened in their past” as if Alastor wouldn’t also be an unreliable narrator.—

The fact that Lucifer is: 1) Indestructible 2) Indifferent 3) Self-sufficient Is like a triple layer cake to Alastor. 🤣 They can play violent games, Luci isn't begging for his help or friendship, and Alastor is challenged to prove his value in a new, unique way. #RadioApple 📻🍰🍎

its fun having a fav that sucks and pisses you off as a person, genuinely. its so funny. like thats my fav, I heckle them from the sidelines cuz they make terrible life choices and i think its rly funny to watch arrogant characters experience a Situation

*thinking about alastor's asexuality being explored in the show* 🌹: you NEVER considered you were ace?? 🫨 🦌: you never considered everyone's ugly??? 🤨

born to be a serial killer forced to be a girldad #hazbinhotel #alastor #charliemorningstar #emily #nifty

I can't believe this fucker said the words "motherducking" DORK

Yall my mom started watching Beastars and she ships Louis and Legoshi😭

Someone: whats your gender? Alastor: my what now? Someone: gender Alastor: i hardly know her! Someone: but you go by he? Alastor: yes? Someone: so youre a man? Alastor: No. Someone: then what are you? Alastor: a threat, a problem, your choice. #alastor #hazbinhotel

Post a meme made by you! I made this after s1 when everyone was theorizing who Alastor’s soul owner could be and it was starting to feel like this lol. Turns out we were all off base, unless the theory that Rosie is actually someone else turns out to be true, who knows🤷🏽‍♀️

My cards came today and look who I got!

Fr like could you imagine desperately trying to convince your people that war is over, and then your ex-exorcist gf and king of hell dad come up with a scheme to threaten the sinner the people are listening to I would die 💀

Happy women's day to my favorite woman

HAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️🙌🏻❤️ I looooove that Alastor gets to be front and center to celebrate women. KING LESBIAN!!! ONE OF THE GIRLS!!!! ❤️🥳❤️

Imagine showing this to someone who’s never seen the show😭

Alastor needs to suffer more until he learns how to love (his friends)

Love the Truman Show inspired thumbnail but I’m scared of what it could mean😭

Caine no one could ever make me hate you😭

GETTING AWAY WITH IT: A thread on Vox’s most creepy traits and his role in rape culture 🧵

and yknow not everything is for everybody. I think that’s where content warnings and proper tagging is deeply appreciated in spaces like these

I’m a sucker for sweet, fluffy ship dynamics (I think it’s obvious if u follow me lol) but I also find dark and toxic ships to be so sexy and interesting. Twisted fantasy can have really compelling stories. The puritanism and thought policing i see pisses me off

Noooooo Caine should never be sad😭

🧵 THIS PERSONS IS SO RIGHT! Like not to totally discredit Vox, bc he did gain his power by himself, and Alastor can be a hypocrite, but it’s drives me crazy when ppl say “Vox cheated in life, Alastor cheated in death, therefore they’re the same.” Like…no. It’s more complicated than that.—

- the shitty rules Hell operates on This stuff feels like people softening Vox’ actions and ignorering the context of what world Alastor lived in and continues to live in

- for him. The system, on Earth and in Hell, doesn’t value ‘honest hard work’. Rosie offers him something he couldn’t have in any kind of ‘honest’ way. And even this, he didn’t get for free. Is it ’cheating’ to entrap yourself? He got ahead of Vox (in a certain sense), but he still played by -

This here is why it irritates me when people say Alastor cheated his way to power while Vox “worked hard and earned it” Vox’ “hard work” is entrapment and exploitation of people. He’s doing nothing different than Rosie or Alastor Alastor just learned early that ‘honest hard work’ wont pay off

spent valentines day making this #hazbinhotel #alastor

Dis audio but make it Pirate✨🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ This is @perfekshen.bsky.social & @mandastroyer.bsky.social fault btw: damn their beautiful cosplays- They made a cosplay version of dis I wholly recommend u check It out!!(Link below) #radioapple #pirateau #hazbinhotelpirateau #luciferhazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel

Alastor being on the ao3’s top bottoms list while Lucifer and Vox are on the top tops list is just perfect. #applemedia for the win.

Got my cards😌

I love Alastor, even though he is quite a rascal, so I like the idea of someone treating him firmly, yet still sweetly 💕 And I love Lucifer, and even though he’s totally irresponsible, I want him to cheer up. So I want someone who will make him laugh, and get him to participate ❣️ #radioapple

No thoughts behind those eyes whatsoever. It’s a miracle he gets anything done.

Bruh tell my why I just started watching Tuca and Bertie a few days ago, just wanting to shake things up and watch something different for once, and I get to s3 and Amir is in two episodes??!! The man is everywhere!!!😭

You know if he didn't have 'the dog trauma' because of his backstory its really funny the idea that Vox gave him 'the dog trauma' in S2 😂

🧵 Saying Alastor’s race doesn’t matter bc he’s an overlord and race is irrelevant in hell is just blatantly untrue. Yes, not all poc are activists and can be oppressors, but that doesn’t suddenly make the races of these characters irrelevant to their actions and motivations.—

How it feels being in the Hazbin Hotel AND The Amazing Digital Circus fandom right now:

Here are my Lucifer variants bc someone asked for them on twitter! I will explain this one in the replies bc I feel like some of these are not as obvious.

Wanted to do the variants trend with Alastor. I feel like most of these are pretty self explanatory, but I can give my reasons if anyone wants.

My favs can’t die I have too much merch of them