An employee’s salary was reevaluated after getting caught googling lore for the action film franchise John Wick during work hours. paletteswap.site/dif...

stabbing the nearest tree with a compressed gas injection knife because plants like carbon dioxide

me mitigating my blue light exposure

The Magikarpmonger increased his prices by around 20,000% after discovering the existence of the useless fish’s evolution. paletteswap.site/dif...

A third-grader claims their Digimon ate their homework following a large snowstorm. paletteswap.site/dif...

hallmark needs to put more effort into revising scripts to match the final sets in order to prevent me from impaling my TV with a swiffer when a character writes off a renovated two-bedroom with vaulted ceilings, a dedicated sculpting zone, and an eight-foot peninsula as “tiny”

Experts warn that deforestation threatens climate, biodiversity, and the hiding place of the Power Rangers’ Sabertooth Tiger Zord. paletteswap.site/dif...

cc: all techwear brands using the same pricing model as once upon a time in shaolin

After bringing numerous controversial figures onto his podcast, Gavin Newsom invited the embattled fire-type to be his next guest. paletteswap.site/dif...

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship. paletteswap.site/dif...

the real way to tell that unova was based on new york is that one of its mythicals lives in a basement studio with no in-unit laundry

becoming a billionaire just to start nefarious companies with names pulled from digimon lore instead of tolkien

You can have my emdash when you pry it out from my cold, dead sentences

An adult fan of an all-ages media franchise questioned the lack of mature themes that appeal to him personally. paletteswap.site/dif...

NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

A Nova Scotia jury has found 34-year-old Adam Drake guilty of second-degree murder in the killing of battle rapper Pat Stay, a 36-year-old father of two who was fatally stabbed 2½ years ago at a downtown Halifax nightclub. #Halifax #HaliSky

Q: What’s one thing in New York that you’d bring back? @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: Mars 2112

This may genuinely be one of the most devastating things I've seen about a tech CEO in the mainstream media. Amazing.

Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently. paletteswap.site/dif...

They should make TV shows that aren’t too dark to watch in the daytime

After playing a purple flute on top of a mountain, one Pokémon fan found herself face to face with the God of all Abrahamic religions. paletteswap.site/dif...

i feel like jack allison and @godkatesusall.bsky.social already covered this

Ted Lasso is coming back for season 4 and the coach will be leading a South Korean League of Legends esports team. paletteswap.site/dif...

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Today, we are releasing our Freedom Budget for All Americans, a 9-pillar outline to eradicate poverty. The original Freedom Budget for All Americans was created by A. Philip Randolph, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., & Bayard Rustin. Full Freedom Budget 🧵

Pokémon Go developer Niantic is rumored to be selling off what’s left of its public perception as a well-intentioned company in Saudi Arabian acquisition. paletteswap.site/dif...

Super Bowl protester Zul-Qarnain Nantambu explains why he did it.

white screenwriters of a certain age stop churning out the uncanniest AAVE dialogue on earth challenge (impossible, fam)

After the explosive trade that left the NBA world speechless, Luka Dončić has added to the surprise by evolving into Tuka Dončić. paletteswap.site/dif...

where the cars crash more often than the waves

A DoorDash delivery driver spent two days climbing Korin Tower to pick up an order of mystical Senzu Beans. paletteswap.site/dif...

Help me afford to waste hours of my time photoshopping more stuff like this

giving EA my social security number and mother’s maiden name only to discover that i probably hate open-world racing

low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

A clerical error has resulted in the PlayStation 4 launch title receiving a pardon instead of Hunter Biden. paletteswap.site/dif...

me with fanny packs since 2019

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I tried to capture the soul crushing nature of Delay policies a couple years ago. I think it’s an under appreciated dynamic subtly shredding our larger social fabric www.columnblog.com/p/southwest-...

For profit insurance is immoral. Full stop. An insurers' job isn't to "protect from unnecessary care"; it is to pay for customers care. Every dollar of profit earned is a dollar that didn't provide care to the sick/injured. It is an evil industry captained by the soulless for the sake of the greedy.

New Gottheimer content has dropped

do not vote for josh gottheimer

“Where life is precious, life is precious.” - Ruth Wilson Gilmore And where it’s not, it’s not. The for-profit health care industry profits off denying care. Across the industry 1 in 7 claims are denied. Our job isn’t to debate a murder, it’s to create a system where life is precious. My latest:

life is too short to repeatedly subject yourself to pokémon mobile game RNG

coincidentally, “unique voices, experiences, and perspectives” is the exact prompt i would feed to any fox news head to generate a DEI joke