I’m honestly just annoyed because the way I was intaking news in real time is gone 🙄

But seriously drop a list of video games I should check out, imma need a new vice.

Guess it’s time to go have a kid now that I can’t doom scroll anymore 🤷🏽‍♀️

Hiding the TikTok app so I can make myself stop clicking on the damn icon 💀

Have you ever stretched so hard you feel your own heartbeat?

Finally got my Gaming PC now I need to figure out what games I want to play 🙂‍↕️

They closed down the university, which means I get to put on movies and just answer customer service tickets in bed 🙂‍↕️

The fact that my leadership hasn’t closed down the university for tomorrow is ridiculous, give us the eagle alert already 😭

I am not going to survive this polar vortex, its cold. 😭

My boss increased my technology budget so I can get the best headphones, knowing I listen to more music than anyone else in the office. 🥺

If someone blocked you, you’d think that means maybe you shouldn’t make a million different accounts and try to follow them on different socials 🤷🏽‍♀️

It’s going to be a good day 🙂‍↕️🔥

please be kind. don't be the reason someone skips a meal, dreads waking up in the morning, or feels like they don't belong. your words and actions stick with people forever.

Going from anxious attachment style to secure is crazy cause now when I’m overthinking I just call myself out.

sorry guys i’m in aqua mode (dum dee da dee da)

3 more cards until my Mystery Island Deck is complete 😭😭😭

im not Made for the cold but im Also not made for the warmth. i dont think i Was made

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Someone want to explain to me how I can pull all these beauties but I can’t pull a single Valcorna?????

Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”

I need an allowance just so I can spend it on Pokémon products

Pulled a 1 star Exeggutor, Serperior, Salandit, and Dedenne today

Fighting the urge to crash out and burn bridges is exhausting

Quote with your big 3! ✨️ ☀️ Aquarius 🌙 Virgo ⬆️ Aries

I don’t know who I thought I was in November but she is not allowed to ever touch my bank account again

I want whatever energy source that has people humming in the morning.

If you are an independent artist who is also a baddie I am listening to your music today

Me: Its like an ATM but the convenience store version Darius: BROTHER, Do you mean a vending machine????

I often forget words, so I use the rules of Fishbowl to help my friends figure out what I’m trying to say.

💙💙💙

The amount of serotonin I get from watching my shiny bellossom run around on my screen 🤌🏼

I love being trusted with the aux at work, yes let me show you all about the beep boop lifestyle.

Fighting the urge to send my ex my playlist and ask which one do you think you inspired 💀

This actually explains my Spotify wrapped perfectly LOL

I can’t tell which month was funnier to know me in

Gonna listen to my top songs playlist and see how many of those songs still hurt, is this therapy or torture?

It’s Spotify Wrap Day Babes and I went through it this year 😂

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

I think I just want to live in a post apocalyptic world because it always seems like they have no bills and the concept of money doesn't exist

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Mania kicking in at the same time as Black Friday is dangerous 😂

astronomy rizz

The chokehold that APT has on my brain is ridiculous

Texas drivers really act like they are the main characters in GTA 🙃

You at your day job vs your last show/fest Born to live on the rail, forced to be a personality hire that is good with excel ✨