i’ve seen two modern horror movies lately that surprised me and i quite enjoyed them, the first being coherence, and that was a hell of a trip. then last night i watched it’s what’s inside, and holy damn that was also a banger of a film. i’m so glad horror isn’t totally dead

i got new shoes

basically I NEED TO DYE MY HAIR i’m tired of this green mess

i bought a grey homer simpson shirt. i’ve never owned a grey shirt before. i love my grey shirt

idk if i’ll ever outgrow 2000s emo alternative rock

thinking about claire wineland today, she had cystic fibrosis and died in 2018 at 21 from a blood clot after a lung transplant, only one year before a medication that successfully minimizes symptoms of CF was released. she was such a happy person who inspired millions. it’s just so unfair ya know

i crave the 90s

lookin at a large pair of shorts at the store and i’m thinkin no WAY, those are too big, not gonna fit. i get home and try them on and shit. they’re too SMALL

les claypool and sean lennon are still making music together, maybe the world is healing in ways we don’t see

snapchat just recommended me to add someone who isn’t even alive anymore.. why

never thought i’d say it but i miss having brown hair

my ex showed me some animated show ten years ago and i enjoyed it. i forgot what it was called and sort of forgot the plot, and i’ve been trying to remember it for years… my bf just surprised me with a copy of it on VHS. it’s the maxx. that’s what it’s called, and after all this time, he remembered🥲

the beefiest bearded buffguy police cop dude came into my store in full gear, noticed the linkin park playing and suddenly got so emo on me, he started reminiscing about how he used to wear eyeliner and all black and how much he misses mosh pits. unexpectedly wholesome moment with the musclecop

holy i been listening to some sploinky ass music

people who pronounce “dachshund” as “dash hound” are one thing, but to own a dachshund and pronounce it like that… idk man that’s whack

so basically i made some soup and i sat down to eat it and i ate a few mouthfuls before i realized i was using a fork. i was like “where’s the juice”

it’s been years since my last solid trip and last night i dipped my toes yet again, just one mushroom cap ground up in a teabag which i put in my drink of orange crush and malibu rum. i was in a flow state when i decided to watch bedazzled starring brendan fraser and elizabeth hurley. i loved it

life is so weird man i do things and then i relax and then i get up to do more things and then i run out of things to do so i relax again, but then.. i get tired… of relaxing… so i go find more things to do and sometimes there’s too many things and i get tired… of doing things… so i go relax

people wore more fedoras in 2008, whatever happened to that?? a fedora used to be a stylish accessory that felt classy in a casual way, now it’s a symbol of a very specific type of person and it’s not positive. nobody likes the fedora. even fedora guys are somewhat aware that their hat choice is off

even after meeting multiple incarnations of gods from different religions who seemed to know me and what my goals are, i still don’t have faith that they’re REAL. i think archetypes exist in a dimension that influences humans on motifs and patterned behaviours, but heaven? hell? jesus??? nah man idk

happiest kitty in the world

Me and the lingering effects of over abusing psychedelic drugs going through day to day life

how cool would it be to discover an organism that’s never been seen or described before? and for it to be scientifically named after you since you’re the guy who found it??? incredible feeling i imagine, that was always my goal as a kid. i wanted to be the scientist a bug was named after. i still do

i would love to know the reasoning for everything so that i am never confused

there is an angry gremlin in my uterus

the absolute horror of hearing your coworker say they believe there’s litter boxes in classrooms hahaha “my daughter told me so i believe it” okay sir but it’s not true and your daughter knows that hahahah

i sure fucked up my reward system

uh oh i got that kind of hunger that hurts like my whole body is hungry for a juicy chicken burger

idk man i just want friends

this old watch is pretty neat, look at the rubies! today i learned that rubies fluoresce under UV light, so i tested a few rings and brooches and was surprised with a few things i always suspected to be garnet

i got wasted at my bf’s work conference last night and damn i love all those people they’re so fun haha holy i just remembered one of his coworkers gave me a mushroom and it’s just loose in my purse

here’s a video of my tiny baby sea monkeys

this lamp is so CUTE

i just need three consecutive days of NOTHINGGGGG nobody texting me nobody sending me videos to react to no fucking coworkers calling in sick no mom wanting me over for tea i’m TIRED OF THIS, GRANDPA

benjamin from billy talent can do that same sing scream that chester from linkin park could do, not the same sound at all but very very close

i wish science was working on a way to eliminate narcissistic personality disorder from humanity forever. that could solve so many problems for so many people

owning 5 lava lamps feels like i’m living in some sort of dream, i need them all running at the same time damn it

it’s so gorgeous

oh fuck yeah everybody, i got the purple fluid yellow wax lamp AND some sea monkeys. it’s going to be a great week

someone posted some cyberdelia art and i said it reminded me of shpongle and the guy was like “in what way?” ummmmm if you can’t immediately associate an aesthetic with the biggest band to use that aesthetic for their visuals, i am unable to clarify further

basically i’m so stoked on lights, i got the bulb in my leg lamp shining hot pink, i got some new LED poi to spin around in the dark, i have an infinity mirror light coming in the mail and all of my paintings are UV reactive so now i need more blacklights hahaha shit is about to GLOW

donairs are so fucking good bro wow

curating my minds eye into something that can transform the world around me has always been the goal of making art, and now i have my magnum opus which will shift the cosmos into maximum overdrive. behold, clone high’s gandhi. “saaaay WHAAAAAAT”

there is a toy store in my town that sells lava lamps and i checked and they have the purple fluid yellow wax silver base 14.5 inch beauty in stock at my location, which is right on the way to my place of work. i’m thinking monday i’ll stop by before my shift to see for myself

peter rabbit pissed me off so much as a kid, i did not enjoy the stories and i hated the realistic style of the drawings and i don’t believe anyone who says they enjoyed it because it was so boring i’m bored even reminiscing on it

this is so fucking funny

i think rapture by blondie might be my least favourite song i’ve ever heard

dwayne is probably the worst man name, i am so sorry to anyone named dwayne but i’ve never know a good, kind or intelligent person to don the name dwayne. don however is a great name i know a lot of very good dons

ryan trahan is doing such a good job with youtube what an absolute wholesome boy

i’m seriously in need of a solution to my stress, i’ve been dealing with c-ptsd and nightmares and chronic dehydration and nicotine abuse and overconsumption of substances and fuck man i’m just so tired of life being a series of things i need to worry about or figure out… i’m fucking fatigued!!!!