this is the funniest laserdisc sleeve i’ve ever seen

my paint pens came in the mail! i fixed this bitch up now she’s ready to glow

just so everyone knows venjent saw and responded to my fan art lmao i’m still proud and i’m still creating

a couple beers and some mac demarco might actually be the cure to PMS, if i just keep this buzz going for the next three days i’ll be in the clear

got a little drunk and rented E scooters with some buddies and rode around the park at night for my birthday, it was boss i felt pretty boss hahahaha

i’m 28 today!!! freaky!!!

my poor boyfriend is so dumb god i love him but sometimes i watch him do these things that make his life harder like waiting until midnight to eat but not opening the can correctly so a bunch of metal scraps went into his chilli and now he’s starving AND pissed off hahaha

my mom gave me some old washcloths my grandma knitted 30 years ago and they smell like her and now i’ve been crying for an hour

we bought a projector hahahah

bloodhound gang has song titled “ten coolest things about new jersey” and it’s literally just 7 seconds of silence

i talk a lot of shit about people who cry about celebrity deaths but i know know imma be bawling when jimmy pop goes

niiiiiiice i sure hope these CDs don’t come scratched to shit!!!

this… is all the cutlery i own

my mom found this in her dads garage, he stole it from a hospital probably some time in the 60s, yeah they banned the use of this stuff in 1977 anywho my mom just casually took a big fucking whiff of it after i read her all of the warnings of its toxicity 😭🤠🤟🏻

the UV just highlights how many spots i messed up with the orange, i’m going to have to invest in a pink paint pen to clean up those edges but on the bright side this looks SO PRETTY in person!!! the camera can’t capture that orange it’s soooo gooey

holy fuck i gotta see this in UV light

multitasking

work in progress, idk i kinda love it how it is, it’s an implied abstract lmao nah though i gotta add more to it

i love my vintage and antique collection so much, i have so much awesome shit that nobody cares about except niche weirdos. 1870s trinket boxes, a table kaleidoscope with real glass bobbles, my 200 year old shakespeare collection, a soviet guard pin, 2 1968 century lava lamps 😭💜😍 i love old garbage

just goofin around

every five minutes i get a notification on facebook about some shit that has nothing to do with me… i’m tired of this grandpa

no way i just found the tiny vial of mdma i thought i had lost forever, i swear i felt high the second i saw it 😭😍 fuck maybe i should buy those adventure club tickets

these sun catchers are giving me exactly what i paid for

oh how i wish i had the cap for the green lamp !!!!!

New signed prints available for the talking Glyptodon in your life

my boss is the type to send the group chat a big paragraph about how a drawer was left messy, meanwhile he also shows up 2 hours late most days and never does his own share of the cleaning lmao

I've had it up to HERE with new, good dance music! back in my day we just had the crystal method and fatboy slim! and we were grateful for it!

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

it’s a billy talent day

yall know i would almost never inflict a 2:30 video on you but i was on my feet whooping and cheering ten seconds in

my life is so good right now yall i bought a blank record book from the 70s so i can have all of my houseguests write some goofy shit in there

oh man the shit going down with afroman feels like something the boondocks would make a parody episode about

i like the video for tennis court when lorde says “yeah”

i found a lava lamp at a thrift store for 5 bucks, it’s a fucking great day

missing pet pages on facebook are so wild, people will make a post like “help, my 6 year old intact male outdoor cat is missing!” and expect not to get a million negative comments hahaha like hold on, you mean your unfixed horny pet you willingly let outside ran away? unbelievable 😂

i’m so excited i hate that i have to work i just wanna unpack my things and have fun in my new home!!!!!

i get the keys to my new place today and i couldn’t be more excited!!!

seeing how justice oriented my boyfriend is gives me great hope for men in general, he definitely understands the reality that i see a lot of men dismiss, with women and minorities and everything fucked up in the world ugh i’m so happy i found someone who shares my principles

ATTENTION: danny elfman is the best composer. probably ever

it’s such a crime that royal crackers hasn’t been renewed for a third season, of all the animated adult comedies i’ve seen it is the most interesting by far. i’m dying without more royal crackers

the possibilities are endless

superstitions piss me off. what do you mean you do a little ritual just because your grandmother did it? why believe something that makes everyday experiences seem scary or supernatural? folks REALLY think that fairies poison their drinks at night if they leave a full glass out? that’s psychotic

WHY DO MEN CALL ME SWEETIE i’m ABOUT TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING BITTER

working with a male coworker is crazy because why are customers so much more friendly and talkative with men?? why don’t i get called “bud” or “dude”? why can’t i have the aura of goofball, screwball or any other sort of ball? being a woman is a frustrating ball-less experience

so weird bro i cut my hand two weeks ago and it’s still scabby, but i scraped my chin four days ago and it’s fully healed haha cool

i asked for help closing the store because i’m absolutely done closing alone as a small girl in a bad neighborhood hahaha and i GOT WHAT I ASKED FOR heehee now i’ll never close alone again 🥲

dang i guess it doesn’t matter how nice you are to drug addicts, you can give them free vapes and juice and discounts just to be kind, and they’ll STILL rob your vape store in broad daylight.. i’m shaking haha i feel so betrayed

i can’t WAIT for cupids bows to be back in style buddy so many people erasing their best feature because it’s tReNdY

you guys 😭 i’m not homeless anymore 🥲🥹 we viewed a place on saturday, got told they chose someone else, then today they backed out. we were second pick!!!!! now we have a home!!!!! i am so beyond happy it’s literally a 1 minute walk from my moms house too!!!