there are some things i don’t agree with

always trips me out when people refer to me as miss or ma’am or girly or lady, even though technically yes i am but my own perception of myself is so masculine i almost get offended hahahaha

i miss the sound of bands like big wreck and creed and lifehouse and pearl jam ya know that marblemouth heavy midwest sound

i think everything might actually be okay

where is every body

idk why but the female vocalist from the pixies looks like hatchet face from crybaby in my head when i hear her sangin’

pumped up kicks is my favourite song about school shootings

it’s such a weird small world i hate it hahaha the weird customer from earlier today just took my order at wendys, what a mindfuck

i sure wish my mom got my diagnosed with adhd as a kid instead of me feeling totally fucking lost and stupid as an adult hahahahah

the new guy at work fucked me over dude he left without counting the till and now there’s a variance and it’s my responsibility hahahahah i hate my life i’m so anxious i need to eat but i cannot hahahahahaaaaaaa

i *think* it’s my 6 year anniversary with my bf today??? maybe tomorrow? i can’t remember the day but it doesn’t even matter because every day is pretty beautiful with this boy he’s my very good buddy guy

why do all religions have a lesser known more intense version? like there’s a surface religion with guidelines about daily life like treating others with kindness, but then you learn about a book with lore that only some of those followers care about, and it feels disconnected from the surface stuff

so funny listening to my bf play call of duty with his british friend and they’re both pronouncing garage differently

i’m so glad i don’t have to listen to folk punk anymore. i still will but i don’t HAVE to

i’m depressed about having to move bro every time i see my roommates cat i feel bad cause there’s a dog and another cat moving in here once we’re gone :( poor kitty is gonna be so pissed hahaha

belief in ghosts is the weirdest thing to me, like how??? as a grown adult??? i do not understand

i downloaded an app i had when i was like 15 and it’s just a hair salon game and you cut and dye hair and it’s so relaxing wow

my period can fuck right off, right now is NOT THE TIME

update: i got the iphone 5 running normal software and i’m telling you right now, fruit ninja has never been so fun to play

i bought an iphone 5 for 40 bucks from an outlet store today it’s a demo model so it won’t function properly until i disable that software but aside from that it’s a pretty neat thing!!! i miss my iphone 5 that was the best phone i ever had

i can’t STAND how beige and grey the world is!!!!! i wish houses were personalized with bright colours and funky patterns. i want coordinated bathroom stylization, pink sink, mint bathtub, blue toilet!!! i hate how boring everything looks architecturally in the year 2026

the only thing i know about my prime minister is that he did the nardwuar interview and his major opponent declined to, and then he won the election

always sunny is pretty much the american version of trailer park boys

so weird how rental listings often include “no drinking” like what? i’m supposed to be sober 24/7 in a home i pay rent in? for what bro what’s it to ya

aside from all the ethical problems associated with AI generated art, it’s simply annoying to realize “oh, someone cheated and got a computer to create that for them. that’s lame”

basically packed up all my things already, moving is so bittersweet!!! i’m gonna miss this place despite all of the nastiness that comes with constant partying and nonstop drug abuse all around me hahah i’m glad i’m over that lifestyle, time to make dinner with my mom and play gta on her playstation

50 cent’s music is the only thing holding me together right now

weird how even palia knows i’m a fire sign, fuck off with that shit bro i’m really trying not to let people guess my birthday right off the bat hahahaha fuck maybe i am exactly what my birthday says i am

another reason to dislike my shitty coworker, this motherfucker can’t even figure out how to bus to work because her car isn’t working.. ma’am i have bussed to work from much further than you’re travelling, it’s FIIIIINE

how am i supposed to yin yang myself into understanding and accepting the duality of man? it’s hard to come to terms with the fact that ethics aren’t uniform throughout all cultures, how can i exist on the same plane as someone who disagrees with me on fundamental ideas like love and justice? sheeit

i’m already stressed to the max about moving and finding a place to LIVE, and now everyone at my work is sick AGAIN and my schedule is so fucked i won’t even have time to move hahahahahaah and i absolutely cannot get sick again i’m so mad

my favourite soul i ever met at a rave four years ago just came into my store and they recognized me right away and we just spent half an hour catching up 😭 wholesome as fuck

whyyyyyyy must my one shitty coworker always make this store blistering hot!! i should not have to turn on the AC in january but you can bet i did as soon as her shift ended hahahaha like fuck this shit dude i’m sweating my ass off and i’m already stressed to the MAX !!! i can’t handle the heat!!!!!

fuck not having a place to live dude i’m so pissed off it’s not even funny hhahahahah i was perfectly fucking comfortable until two days ago now i’m so confused

i think it is a social injustice that some people have a higher libido than others

you know what??? my life is fucked, shit has hit the fan, i’m about to be homeless, BUT i am so lucky because i get to eat a loaded baked potato at half price in one hour once i’m off work and everything will be okay

i’m so grateful for abortion dude my mom would be dead without it. she got pregnant during crack addiction and she was in no condition to have another kid. she was 80lbs at 5’11”. she was homeless and broke. she wouldn’t have made it through pregnancy and she knew it. abortion was the best option

ugh i feel so sick i can’t believe i gotta move out of the place we’re in because of my boyfriend’s stupid dad’s procrastination.. why’d he have to push us and make us believe we’d have a place to live in when it’s literally unliveable.. what the fuck we gon do!!

my bf’s dad has been pushing us to buy and move into a house he bought. it’s been months and he’s been saying it’s finished even though it needs electricity and heating and water and internet. it needs to be legal to live in before we move in. we put in our notice and our roommate has someone

i want to make soup so fucking bad y’all

everyone in me life has romanticized being a parent and i’m so easily influenced that it’s starting to infect me, i do think it would be pretty cool to have a little me and watch them learn about the world and be able to teach them to be good and smart and kind, but then i remember my own trauma lol

i’m going to have such a fun time being alive for the next however long i’m alive

i just ordered an iridescent violet highlighter and a hot pink shimmer eyeshadow off of internet dot com and i am so excited for this shit to arrive bro holy smokes

i found a strange perfume yesterday at a thrift store, it’s got zero brand markings on it and it’s reminiscent of mugler, bratz, and avril lavigne. even the scent takes me on a trip to my older sister’s room in 2005. i want to know what this perfume is, if it’s a dupe or the real deal #perfume #help

she look like she got her tiddies out

clone high is so fucking funny bro i will never get over it

we’re planning on moving out at the end of the month and i’m so fucking excited to not have a roommate hahaha no more random people in the house when i’m sick, no more drugged out buddy on the couch asking for help opening up a minimized tab on the computer, but i’m definitely gonna miss his cat 😭

i hate that i always wake up as soon as my roommate hops in the shower even though he has a bubble bath every night that also occupies the bathroom for two or three hours like DUDE I NEED TO SHIT NOWWWWWWWW

it’s so funny to see people claim that psychedelics distract from god, meanwhile they were the only thing that could have ever convinced me there was one to begin with

thursday and the number 2 have the same vibe