You wanna see a dead body? ☠️ Welcome to Cranky’s political graveyard, where election lies, grift, and bad policies finally go to die. Doug Ford just got his plot. 🤘🥶 #cdnpoli

It’s assholes like this that are making satire fucking impossible.

The separatist business plan, explained in 6 seconds. 🥴

Has anyone tried offering these cousin fucking Alberta separatists a ballroom instead?

The mess in Alberta is outrageous. If this isn’t treason, nothing is. The more we learn, the worse it gets. Lock them all the fuck up. I’ll have more to say about this soon.

Hello 911? I’d like to report a triple homicide. The victims were last seen talking shit near a snowman. Guess who’s back!🤘🥶 Full clean version on YouTube: youtu.be/Fma54w9Wuag?... #ONTNAFO #cdnpoli #onpoli

Zero maxi-pad jokes here… Because what the Alberta separatists are up to is serious—yet ridiculous at the same time. Let’s mock them accordingly, shall we? 🧵1/8

There’s a new cartoon on my timeline for anybody who missed it. Now back to the regularly scheduled chaos. I’ll be dropping shorter clips and bits from the cartoon all week.🤘🥶

Hello 911? I’d like to report a triple homicide. The victims were last seen talking shit near a snowman. Guess who’s back!🤘🥶 Full clean version on YouTube: youtu.be/Fma54w9Wuag?... #ONTNAFO #cdnpoli #onpoli

I guess what’s shocking to me sometimes is when I think about fascists taking over the world and destroying democracy, I always imagined it would be a bunch of evil geniuses. Never would I have thought it would be full of this much evil, incompetence, and buffoonery at every level.

The Gravy Plane. #ONTNAFO

Doug Ford watching Smith and the separatists getting curb-stomped while considering his own poor choices. #cdnpoli

For those of you interested in my process, this is what my screen has looked like for the last three weeks. We’re getting down to brass tacks now. This cartoon release is imminent. 🤘🥶

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Holy shit! 😳 Have you seen the latest UFO/alien videos? Check this one out!

New cartoon is about one week out. Frustratingly, it’s too late to add the latest Alberta voter list scandal into it. So I guess I’ll have to make another one when this one’s finished. 🤷‍♂️

It’s gonna be glorious to watch these backwood fucksticks go to jail for their treason.

A spectacular beginning to the coming endless roasting of Alex Jones and his bullshit network. I love this for him! 🤣🥳

I literally made some new friends. Meet Little Bird and Big Dog. We’re still shooting, but the video is well under way. Stay frosty! 🤘🥶

Narrator: There were no balls to be found anywhere in the galaxy.

I’m not hanging out socials today. I don’t give a fuck about fake U.S. president assassination attempts or their interest in gaining a fucking ballroom. Fuck all of them, just evil show business, wasting all our time. Trump is a pedo, that is the only story that matters.

After 9 months off from cartoon production, I’m excited to tell you I’ve got a new banger in the pipeline. We’re a couple of weeks out now, and I can tell you I’m gonna level up on this one. Stay frosty, mofos!🤘🥶

Remember that all the MAGA influencers now saying they were wrong “made a mistake.” They didn’t just get duped like their audience. They knew, & they were paid to do it. If anyone should be held accountable, it’s the dickbags who led the MAGA movement they deserve no forgiveness.

I realize we’ll need all the MAGA scumbags who voted for Trump to undo this mess. Good to have you on our side, but don’t expect us to pretend we’re buddies after all the horseshit you put us through. Glad you’re finally choosing your future over hate.

There’s not really a stock market or a world market anymore, as much as it’s just a bunch of billionaires in a fucking trenchcoat.

Nobody’s asking this question…

Same Energy.

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Happy Easter!🐣

I was kicked off X for a week for this. I mean, I didn’t threaten anybody, and I didn’t mention anyone in particular. Funny how the algorithm works, huh?

On this sacred Good Friday, Jesus emerged from the cave and was immediately protected by a heavily armed chocolate bunny who fought off the Nazis. And that is why we celebrate Easter.

🚨Breaking: Pam Bondi out, the corpse of Charles Manson in, as the Trump administration wastes no time replacing its top law enforcement officer. 🥴

It’s noon. Guess what? I don’t read the Bible, and I don’t give a fuck what Maple MAGA thinks. About anything. Especially this motherfucker.

I don’t know, guys… I’ve been reading the Bible lately, and I think we might need to show a little more compassion toward MAGA.

Exactly right.

Ya ok, lint in a dryer fucked up an aircraft carrier for years! 🥴

I’m finding some of the normies around me are really struggling to handle these horrific daily events and the firehose of propaganda, the way we’ve been doing for a decade. But you know, welcome to the battle for objective reality, motherfuckers.

There wasn’t even this much fucking corruption in the DC and Marvel universes!

I always hoped it would be a zombie apocalypse, and now we’re getting a lousy, shitty financial apocalypse brought to us by liars and morons.

Grown-ass man baby sets the world on fire and the MAGA crowd applauds like it’s a milestone moment. Congrats idiots, you’re celebrating your own living room burning down.

Brent crude hits $110 😳🤔

If the president or leader of a country gets blown to pieces in the first week of a war and suddenly every “new” video of him looks like AI… you’d think that country might be losing the war almost immediately, wouldn’t you?

The first soldiers come back in coffins with flags draped over them. The last ones come back in garbage bags. Resist.

Good luck to the Marines out there fighting for the Pedo Protector Empire! ☠️🇺🇸 Hope you snag that shiny gold medal at the end, complete with your "heroes" grinning cheek-to-cheek. Wake up and recognize what you're really fighting for.

Just imagine China, Moscow, & every U.S. adversary watching with popcorn. In two weeks Trump and his pedo-protecting circus fucked markets, spiked energy prices, and lit another Middle East crisis, making the U.S. look like a paper tiger while the rest of us sit burned out from nonstop propaganda.

If you’re depressed enough and go to bed early enough, you can actually gain an hour when they set the clocks forward.

Struggling with how weird it is that most people around us aren’t paying attention to what’s now coming out. The biggest pedo ring in history, led by Trump, stirring up the biggest war in history. Now documents like this are surfacing. Read it! This is beyond disgusting. How is this even possible?

Iran just refused the U.S.’s ceasefire offer. Looks like this is gonna be America’s special three-day operation.🤡☠️

Don’t worry, everyone! There are a whole lot of Fox News hosts, podcasters, and TV personalities in Trump’s Department of War making life-or-death decisions about the future of humanity. Everything’s fine!🤪

Hot take: if you think every page in the Epstein dump is clean, you haven’t been paying attention. Their whole fucking playbook is truth mixed with lies, real docs salted with garbage, just enough chaos to fog the room. Confuse everyone, dilute guilt, walk free. That’s the con.