Back at the vet for lab tests but this time I brought the emotional support big wife

feral beast

this thing is giving me anxiety* *a vet bill for still unknown digestive issues but he seems fine and ok so far

omg the binky when a rabbit is caught being bad is so universal and it cracks me up

i played soccer with a future mlb player. he was the goalie. had more goals than most of the team at the end of the season.

id build a suit and go pet wild animals that are not meant for petting

put a hi-vis vest on the boat and give it a real big clipboard

i am reminded of icarus, who flew too close to the sun and got pretty eepy about it

her vision is based on movement. dont even twitch, or we all die.

if you press the "light off" button it should be the same as flipping the breaker what the hell

the place she died at sent me a discount code so i guess its all fine now

i have finally worked up the courage to put her paw prints (taken at the vet she died with) in the oven and harden them. everything feels like an act of horrible finality. i was not ready to close this book, i am not, and im not sure i ever will be. i take a tiny part of her enclosure down every day

the universe is incapable of allowing me to be happy

did you know their tails arent actually cotton balls, theyre deeply cursed little thumbs

performance review day at work. i was commended for my methodical approach to safety and my ownership of the tests i do with high pressure hazardous chemicals. thanks for the pay bump boss but thats actually the anxiety disorder

outlaw

the box art is lovely but i really wish this would stop happening to my sweet perfect rabbits :(

sorry this is sad but she did not make it through surgery

dropped off for surgery again :( her belly looked off so I took her to the nearby emergency vet. turns out its a hernia so we drove to the much further emergency vet. seems like she will be ok after an easy fix

everything is xenomorphs

reports are coming in that the medication syringes are emerging from the bunker. deploy the body double. DEPLOY THE BODY DOUBLE NOW

Aaaoooueeee this image almost made me a terrorist

jody>mackenzie>gaben>melinda>warren buffett, anyone else who buys it is probably gonna make me cry separately, if howard schultz so much as uses the word "seahawk" this offseason, that is an act of violence against the entire region

not again

bsky.app/profile/rabb... If I had a nickel for every time I had a unique gray rabbit on opiates in the last 3 months, id have two nickels. But it's weird that it happened twice

this is like when you plot logarithmic data on linear axes

middle school baseball coach wouldnt play me, my best friend, or any of the girls. the high school was 1a, so it is not like this was a competitive program. i went home mid-game the day after he played us for a total half inning in an all-afternoon double header that my whole family came to see

hello welcome to my home/museum of gray rabbits on opiates

hello friend i am hopeful you pee on me less now

Made it through surgery :)

spay day. I think she might be suspicious

years ago i went to a huge waterfall with best friend. on the way home she fell asleep next to me in the car. a perfect princess

Two Bad Bunnies

CONSUUUUUUUME

we should let him.

Holding a Busch Light in his mouth while trying too open a Bud Light, living da dream bby

My Anooralya Story, by Emily Kam Kngwarray, 1993, 📸 by @ishikasamant

:)

Drew Lock got a ring before lamar jackson

Jake Bobo has more super bowl rings than Tyler Lockett, DK Metcalf, and Calvin Johnson COMBINED

i be gloatin

Macbeth: SHIT

superbowl mvp zach charbonnet. keeping walker healthy, getting injured and fundamentally changing the offense, being a cute lil guy on the sideline

ai jeff bezos getting in a soyuz rocket for a dick pill ad deeply offensive to me on many layers

fireworks went off right before both pats touchdowns. this is punishment for you annoying jackasses

they took jsn back to the locker room for a lobotomy. his brain is fine now

alright losing jsn is bad but it does open a Jake Bobo sized hole in the game plan

the ring ad where you can use your neighbors cameras to find a dog (?) made everyone in the room exclaim and recoil