sam is better but if drew lock can beat the eagles in primetime, he can beat the 49ers in primetime too

fail mary fail mary fail mary fail mary fa

you know, i really wish the mayor and police chief, brian o'hara, had not bothered to invite jacob frey. the mayor and police chief, brian o'hara, could have told people to go home without jacob frey's input

Police chief blaming the crowd of outraged civilians for being mad the federal government keeps shooting unarmed people

Think you have to retire the phrase “immigration crackdown” when every major violent spectacle — at least those the news is choosing to highlight — involve US citizens screaming “Check my ID!”

its gotta be a brass player. trombone. maybe trumpet or french horn.

In addition, he cannot talk to past popes. Those arent his past lives. He can talk to Ichiro, Michael Jordan, the former CEOs of Vienna beef, etc

thats at least one miracle for Saint Caleb

Pope just exited the avatar state and hes gonna get drunk on bud lites and malort with all those red guys. theyre gonna tear down the vatican

Brain bracket vs heart bracket. I think the Patriots take the afc but wow do I not want them to

sure enough, sometime in the last month or two my phone auto applied an "ai upscale everything" setting so I guess all the last photos I have of nova are filled in with made up bullshit. I am extremely upset

Back to our regularly scheduled content (Not ai just really zoomed in, but also I fear my phone may be ai upscaling without permission based on the text on that box)

ok after interacting with one (1) disocver-page-level political post, this is a billion dollar idea

"democrats in array" lmao

future Liz Cheney (D) voter

*cracks knuckles* let me get to work

I suppose if I name her Coronal Mass Ejection, I can't be mad if she carrington-events piss in my direction when shes excited

Coronal Mass Ejection has been promoted to friend

everyone should please be nice to actual human tyler loop

i love this defense

I made this one a while ago but kept forgetting to post it so please enjoy some of my best work and novas last GAME DAY BEAST FEAST

she for sure has the shinigami eyes

this is so special to me and makes me cry every time I look at it (thank you so much @lalalychee.bsky.social)

he got you a christmas present :) it is bites :)

this is leaving out the best part of the game: geno smith in because russ broke his hand, playing against the urban meyer jags, and dk got a penalty for leaping onto the uprights

It was very peaceful and calm. She died in my arms. It was also very clearly time. She was ready to go. Her last food was some frozen banana, her last hop was a big one off the couch, and she spent the last car ride flopped into my hand. As these things go, as good as it gets

best friend is not interested in eating or drinking anymore. got a nice big dose of painkillers. going to say goodbye today

had an appointment to say goodbye today because she stopped eating but yesterday WE STARTED FEASTING ON SOLIDS AGAIN LETS GOOOOOO

bashful

i think this was the best part of the week so far

i petted it and narrowly survived

Jason Meyers is never gonna have to buy himself a smelling salts in this town ever again

Fuck it. Let's go Colts! Clip clop! idk the chants yet im gonna need help

nothing makes me feel lonelier than the constant spam of ads for spotify duo

gamer bun

nightmare music trivia round. the host said "if no one knows this we can just skip it" and I blurted out "no I know it!" she had to keep replaying it because no one else knew it. anyway just imagine 50 strangers glaring at you while this plays for the third time www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdim...

dont like that

I let Nova run around and CME spend time getting acclimated. They made eye contact, Nova flopped, now CME is grooming. Feeling good about this

Well,

did Russell Wilson write this policy

cell block B3 (bonding bunnies block)

well theyre not being so nice to eachother anymore, but this was earlier when things were going a little better. not sure if I wanna rename her yet but I like Coronal Mass Ejection and she can be commie for short

the dragons hoard......

NEW BEST FRIEND ALERT

uhm excuse me we are NOT done with the liquid food give it back now thank u

suckling slurper

met our half sister/new best friend/my fourth rabbit (comes home saturday)

she flopped when i pet her 🥹

I thought something was off. when I went to doctors about it in college they saw I was an engineering major and told me they knew I was just trying to get Adderall. As an adult I took a test and got like 95%ile on most categories, 5%ile on those associated with adhd. Sometimes people arent lying!

pellets hunter