if you press the "light off" button it should be the same as flipping the breaker what the hell

the place she died at sent me a discount code so i guess its all fine now

i have finally worked up the courage to put her paw prints (taken at the vet she died with) in the oven and harden them. everything feels like an act of horrible finality. i was not ready to close this book, i am not, and im not sure i ever will be. i take a tiny part of her enclosure down every day

the universe is incapable of allowing me to be happy

did you know their tails arent actually cotton balls, theyre deeply cursed little thumbs

performance review day at work. i was commended for my methodical approach to safety and my ownership of the tests i do with high pressure hazardous chemicals. thanks for the pay bump boss but thats actually the anxiety disorder

outlaw

the box art is lovely but i really wish this would stop happening to my sweet perfect rabbits :(

sorry this is sad but she did not make it through surgery

dropped off for surgery again :( her belly looked off so I took her to the nearby emergency vet. turns out its a hernia so we drove to the much further emergency vet. seems like she will be ok after an easy fix

everything is xenomorphs

reports are coming in that the medication syringes are emerging from the bunker. deploy the body double. DEPLOY THE BODY DOUBLE NOW

Aaaoooueeee this image almost made me a terrorist

jody>mackenzie>gaben>melinda>warren buffett, anyone else who buys it is probably gonna make me cry separately, if howard schultz so much as uses the word "seahawk" this offseason, that is an act of violence against the entire region

not again

bsky.app/profile/rabb... If I had a nickel for every time I had a unique gray rabbit on opiates in the last 3 months, id have two nickels. But it's weird that it happened twice

this is like when you plot logarithmic data on linear axes

middle school baseball coach wouldnt play me, my best friend, or any of the girls. the high school was 1a, so it is not like this was a competitive program. i went home mid-game the day after he played us for a total half inning in an all-afternoon double header that my whole family came to see

hello welcome to my home/museum of gray rabbits on opiates

hello friend i am hopeful you pee on me less now

Made it through surgery :)

spay day. I think she might be suspicious

years ago i went to a huge waterfall with best friend. on the way home she fell asleep next to me in the car. a perfect princess

Two Bad Bunnies

CONSUUUUUUUME

we should let him.

Holding a Busch Light in his mouth while trying too open a Bud Light, living da dream bby

My Anooralya Story, by Emily Kam Kngwarray, 1993, 📸 by @ishikasamant

:)

Drew Lock got a ring before lamar jackson

Jake Bobo has more super bowl rings than Tyler Lockett, DK Metcalf, and Calvin Johnson COMBINED

i be gloatin

Macbeth: SHIT

superbowl mvp zach charbonnet. keeping walker healthy, getting injured and fundamentally changing the offense, being a cute lil guy on the sideline

ai jeff bezos getting in a soyuz rocket for a dick pill ad deeply offensive to me on many layers

fireworks went off right before both pats touchdowns. this is punishment for you annoying jackasses

they took jsn back to the locker room for a lobotomy. his brain is fine now

alright losing jsn is bad but it does open a Jake Bobo sized hole in the game plan

the ring ad where you can use your neighbors cameras to find a dog (?) made everyone in the room exclaim and recoil

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

upgrade over katy perry and left shark imo

the "patriots" cant win after that halftime show

brought a spare dog jersey in case there was a dog at the function and there are TWO DOGS

seahawks have an unquantifiable times as many points as the patriots

wow that might be the most expensive, least moving ad for c-tier coffee ive ever seen

he maye just pee himself the way hes running away from everything :)

how many times are they gonna kill this swagless white boy tonight

DRAKE MAYE SEEING GHOSTS