No one told me one day it would just be endless wars to keep the garage tidy

Livestream at Delaney Hall right now is here. Reporter was just pepper sprayed. www.youtube.com/live/Y4tVhdn...

Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...

This is amazing

The world is crazy but can we talk about how much it sucks when you start a new show on TV and there’s a super annoying commercial that replays constantly? #survivor #chevy

And now, the third America song before the pre-kickoff pregame coin toss preview show. #Superbowl

If he were really “quad god”… his song would be The Rains of Castamere.

The Trump admin’s whole case regarding Haitians in Ohio is racism, xenophobia, and lies. There’s literally nothing else to it. Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community. It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.

Just to prep everyone… Trump will deride and attack Alex Pretti’s parents because they aren’t Trump voters.

So that rule that gave Denver the interception is kinda dumb.

Did Brett Kavanaugh write this?

Brett Yormark scares me. No more interviews, please.

@marisakabas.bsky.social Traffic was absolutely terrible this morning.

Just a friendly reminder for big ten football fans that when faced with choosing between Fox/Portnoy or ESPN/Macafee… you can just watch the Big Ten Network instead. #bigten #B1G #collegefootball #portnoy #macafee

I just want to be a bird swooping in for the morning meeting at the big tree While the sun burns off the fog of the dawn #reflection #morning

🎵Pink Polo Sub, I’m gonna keep on looking at the pink polo sub🎵

Stay salty DC 🔥

LAPD shoves an unhoused woman to the ground so hard her skull cracks open and she’s knocked unconscious. They then carry her to the curb, prop her up and abandon her. Witnesses took her to the ER.

This pie chart breaks it down quite efficiently.

Here’s a question: what the fuck is the non-corruption purpose of an inauguration fund?

Draymond has 4 threes in the first half #nbaplayoffs #nbasky

I guess he meant there wouldn’t be anymore elections because the world will end first?

I have cleaned up 7 dog vomits on 3hrs of sleep due to sick child overnight. It is 8am.

REP. CHUCK EDWARDS: Actually I believe that president is very supportive of Ukraine TOWN HALL: *BOOOOOOOO!*

Today is an Amnesiac kind of day

Can we stop asking James Carville what he thinks yet?

How is MAGA gonna prattle on about “merit-based” anything while nominating RFK Jr for Health and Human Services. No one in these fields thinks he is qualified. No experience. Zero merit. He’s the nominee solely bc he urged his failed presidential campaign’s supporters to vote for Trump. Cronyism!

91 lined up offside #CottonBowl

Looks like Goodyear laid off its Marketing department. That was weird. #CottonBowl