Brb going to jump out the window because a very important document from a vendor got routed to my spam folder (my company's spam detection absolutely sucks) and I did not realize this until TODAY and this document was due last week, so guess who is now under hot water 🙃

Damn, I wasted so much money over the years on therapy. I should have just sprinted for 30 seconds every time I felt a panic attack coming on. Stressful work meeting? Just get up and run as fast as you can in any direction, it's fine! Family drama getting to you? Literally just sprint away!

Finished the first draft of my manuscript last night!!!! Pray for me as I prepare to re-enter the querying trenches in the next couple of months (I'm scared lol)

I was up until 2 last night trying to finish writing my goddamn book and tell me why I went back through it this morning and realized half-asleep me changed ALL the chapter titles to the most unhinged shit??? Chapter 4 is now titled "Anyway, So This Is Why I'm in Therapy" LMAO #wip #writingcommunity

Won't someone PLEASE think of the poor billionaires who own second homes worth millions of dollars in New York? 🙄

I'm like a baby after I work out bc I need at least a half hour of tummy time on the floor

Currently drunk and feeling nostalgic on the Northeast Regional as god intended

Much needed family time in New England!

My grandpa's cat is the most cat looking cat I don't know how to explain it

Did Noah Kahan know he was going to traumatize me personally with the song "23" on the new album?

THE TREES HAVE TEETH "Olive is eight the first time Death comes for her." APPALACHIAN FOLKHORROR 🌲 Nature and rot 💀 Death as an entity 🍄‍🟫 Botanical Horror ⛰️ Set in the mountains 🐇 Eerie folklore 🍂 Isolated setting Currently drafting! #QuestPit #H #A #W

He killed a prince to save the kingdom. Now a fallen inquisitor, he’s been hired to find a missing ambassador, and the deeper he digs, the more it looks like saving the kingdom was a mistake. INQUISITOR FOR HIRE - multi-POV, 89k words #QuestPit #A #F #DF #Q

DON’T LET THE FOREST IN X YOUR BLOOD, MY BONES Portrait of a Fawn- YA Speculative Horror 🦌 #revpit 2026 Winner 🥀folklore horror 🥀snarky ghost hunters 🥀a haunted, forest-infested theater 🥀dysfunctional family dynamics #questpit #WIP #YA #S #H

WEYWARD X AHS: COVEN Feminist reclamation of the Salem Witch Trials 1692 - Tituba is the first witch accused. Seeking freedom & revenge she makes a deal with a demon that will curse her bloodline. 1992 - Carmen & Willa must reclaim Tituba’s magic or watch Salem burn again. #A #HF #questpit

CRYING IN H MART x I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M CRYING 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Complex family dynamics 🇰🇷 Korean adoptees 🥬 Kimchi recipes ✈️ Travel writing 📖 History of US/Korea relations 🇺🇸 Mixed Korean/American identity 🧪 DNA test surprises WHERE THE TIGERS DIED: coming this summer to agent inboxes! #W #NF #M #QuestPit

Not my Bluesky app being glitchy half an hour before QuestPit 🫠

I hope my ceramics don't explode in the kiln lol

I decided to try contacts that correct astigmatism and I've gotta say, these are awful and I think I'd rather just deal with seeing streaky lights at night instead of constantly feeling like I have sand in my eyeballs

Did you know guys Madonna's actual given first name is Madonna? I thought that was a made up stage name this whole time like Lady Gaga or Hannah Montana or Prince. But then I was like "you know what, I don't know Prince's real name, lemme google that" and GUESS WHAT his real name was?! PRINCE!!!

All I want to talk about is Lena Dunham's new memoir so no one ask me about anything unless it's about Famesick

"The trees are jizzing too much" - my boyfriend after having a pollen-induced sneeze attack this morning

Now that the hump of moving/setting up the new apartment is officially done, I'll *finally* have time to finish my WIP! Going to push myself to finish it by the end of the month 🙌

New apartment views 🌃

This is an actual statement from the President of the United States. This cannot be hand waved away as a joke. The man is threatening war crimes on top of war crimes! ENOUGH! I don’t say this lightly: The 25th Amendment needs to be invoked. The President needs to be removed!

Easter dinner last night 🍣

An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking. 🌷

"You know what, it doesn't hurt to ask! No such thing as a dumb question," I tell myself before asking my boss the dumbest question imaginable.

Being an adult is wild because it's like work gets busy and then you have to go to your cousin's wedding and then you have to move to a new apartment and then you have to remember to work out and eat healthy and then oops, it's been like four months since you hung out with any of your close friends

Announced my promotion at work on LinkedIn and two of my professors from college who I really looked up to (and still do) sent me messages to congratulate me 🥲 I'm still using what I learned from them, and it means a lot knowing that they've been following my career journey 10 years later!

My boyfriend and I are moving to a new apartment in NYC, and I thought our first apartment here was nuts with their application/leasing process, but this new place has ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR PAGES (104) in the lease!!! Anyway, signing away my rights to who knows what for a new apartment now 🤷‍♀️

Explained to my coworker in their early 20s how our health insurance works (I don't work in HR and this was not my job lol)... can you tell I'm an eldest daughter?

Bro why are there bagpipes and a drum line outside my office building rn at 1pm on a Wednesday 😭

I went to a dog's birthday party today and I think I might want a dog now despite being a lifelong cat person because LOOK AT THIS FACE

BTS IS SO BACK

Kind of thought by age 29 I'd finally learn to stop crying during difficult conversations but that is not the case

Two surefire ways to please a creative: 1. "I like that thing you created. Very nice." 2. A giant gorgeous cartoonish cheque with the amount of "enough money to not worry about living while being able to create as much as you want."

Sunday brunch 🥯

If your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme ✨ (unless it's writing, then you're probably screwed)

Welp that false spring in New York was fun while it lasted

Scrolling through LinkedIn and seeing people I went to high school with posting about their adult jobs on there is so crazy to me because what do you mean the kid from my gym class is a patent attorney now?

Someday I'll stop procrastinating on doing laundry, but today is not that day

BREAKING: James Talarico wins the Democratic Senate primary in Texas, per Decision Desk

Knocked out almost 2,000 words in my #WIP this afternoon 🙌 #writingcommunity

I guess it really is too much to ask that our tax dollars go towards things like health-care, education, and infrastructure instead of endless wars 🤷‍♀️

Nothing worse than waking up with a giant zit on your face on your in-office day 🫠

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

"No worries at all!" I respond to an email that has, in reality, filled me with dread

NEW: The Victims Who Fought Back An Oklahoma law was supposed to help reduce the sentences of women who killed their abusers. Why are nearly all of them still in prison? By @pamelacolloff.bsky.social

Completely fell off the bench and bonked my head doing dumbbell pullovers 🤦‍♀️ Miraculously, I didn't seriously injure myself, but uhh I might have seen my whole life flash before my eyes 0/10