Finally started deleting off my phone a bunch of keyboard text replacements from my days of having teenaged kids. Phrases like “stay there don’t move” and “what’s your location” in shorthand are no longer needed 😂

Pretty much sums up this entire debacle. He hijacked the legit celebration to make it about his birthday while knowing Obama’s library was opening around the same time. It’s like night and day in every aspect.

youtube.com/shorts/q5a3d... So funny and so true.

Where is the cat….

This is a beautiful thing. These shelter dogs get to pick their own toys.

Chronically delusional president can’t accept that he lost to Biden. Even after all the evidence. Will he accept November? Not according to his history. l.smartnews.com/p-7YkHTimZ/Q...

BTW, the severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot is either photo.

This is just embarrassing.

www.cnn.com/2026/06/05/p... Looks like someone is saying “Not for reals, just kidding, SIKE!” Because they are panicking that they may have exposed themselves legally- FWIW, I mean, they’re already breaking dozens of laws so why is this any different? Maybe the public backlash?🤷🏽‍♂️

www.alternet.org/trump-govern... Avoid these sites if possible. It’s spyware by MAGA.

She’s out.

Finally a lil “THATS WHAT THA FUCK I’M TALKIN’ BOUT” to kick off the weekend.

I mean, did he really think this shit wasn’t a matter of record? Does he even understand that concept?

www.alternet.org/trump-govern... Read carefully, and stay OFF of those sites until they can be removed and replaced by an honest government.

If we can’t be factored into your democracy, then we need to go where we can be.

apple.news/Aj8VZPoxdQNW... I agree he looks like a reverse 79. Definitely a 97 at least.

We need to finish the great migration from the confederate states to blue ones. They’ll lose seats by 20% average and blue states have better economies anyway. We just give the bigots power by living in “their” states. Added bonus: new black seats in blue states. BAM.

It’ll come out later that it was more than 400 million, he had a hissy fit to get it done in time for his party for himself on July 4th, they diverted countless resources for his latest boasting object and by the end of the week he’ll still be a miserable pedo criminal. ENJOY!

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

a visibly unwell Rep. Paul Gosar: "We've got a president who reminds me of Atlas. He carries this country on his back."

l.smartnews.com/p-7vGlfIOY/S... The least transparent of all presidents has lied his way through everything. He will lie his way through this too.

Of course she got fired because her jet was nicer than Melania’s. And of course trump gave it to Melania and refuses to allow it to be reconditioned into prisoner and staff transport. Shameless grifters.

Melania out here talking shit. Tell her to have a seat unless she demanding the files be released.

Has anyone else noticed that all the pieces are in place now for mass incarcerations for anyone who would refuse the military draft? I mean, literally warehouses retrofitted for mass incarcerations. With ICE in charge of a larger budget than the actual marines.🤷🏽‍♂️

Not exactly on my 2026 bingo card but here we are nonetheless 😂

@katieporteroc.bsky.social There are a grip of folks running for Governor but honey, we need you back in Washington. I really miss your whiteboard too💪🏾🔥🙌🏽💙

If you think the Supreme Court took up Trump’s challenge to birthright citizenship at this time is anything but an attack on our constitutional rights, you might as well lay down on some train tracks because it’s the intellectual equivalent.

I think I’m just gonna go ahead and light my whole ass 2025 bingo card on fire and flush it down a random truck stop toilet.

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink. I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

I’ve been saying that the confederacy has been hiding in plain sight for decades. Slowly reorganizing and rebranding with purpose. Hidden in all levels of power and authority in the U.S. Maybe this article that confirms my warnings will help wake y’all up. www.alternet.org/trump-future/

I’m late to the party but, why does Kennedy sound like Cary Grant getting shook to death?

A man named Nicky Crawford transformed a school bus into a mobile laundry service for the homeless called “Flowing with Blessings” He teamed up with Georgia Tech engineering students and created the bus, which provides free laundry, showers, haircuts & meals for the homelessness

What a fucking child.

It’s about to get much, much worse. open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

This brotha is letting them know! youtu.be/p_y-Q-K_TCU?...

Watch this video. Start to finish. Then share it like French fries at a picnic. youtu.be/sPPsKuUFK94?...

Your country, as you know it, ends next week. Be smart. Don't panic.

Hope they all got their Signal apps installed 😄 thehill.com/policy/defen...

Lines have been drawn. Our wallet is the new polling booth. Proceed accordingly. You fuck with us, we light your stock price on fire. Let trump buy up all your shares. Or, let Kimmel keep Kimmelling. So let’s try this one more time. OK?

Hey CK fans, if guns don’t kill people, people kill people, then why we keep giving guns to people that wanna kill people?

Not to continue to do this Cassandra bullshit, but here is a clip from two years ago that outlines exactly the playbook in this moment: a government and private law enforcement army run entirely on grievance, culture war slop, and weaponizable data points, deployed against boogeymen, absent facts.

He is gonna need a distraction daily because he is desperate to make the Epstein pressure go away. Classic trump move. It’s like that in the courts too he wants to exhaust you. Don’t fall for it. I’m sorry, Venezuela. You too, Brazil. He’s outta control.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s... SURPRISE!!!

Welp! I guess Charlie lost the gun debate 🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m headed to 7-11 y’all want anything??

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.