Day 300 complaining that none of my clothes fit me postpartum and I’m trying to pack for a trip I work out every day whyyyyyyy

Forever fighting myself bc I want a French bob but my face is not thin enough rn

Pls send nausea cures Baby and I got stomach flus and he is now fine but I am suffering

I keep saying I’m going to go analog this year and then I delay it but instagram made me so depressed and anxious in literally 1 minute of scrolling and my YouTube premium ran out so we’re headed to the thrift store for a cd player and books and bricking my phone today 💖

Meeting with a postpartum counselor today bc I’m ✨exhausted✨ And then I have barre and yoga tonight it’s going to be a good day

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

Me: “I don’t want to be seen as only a mom !” Also me anytime I’m being social: “this is a picture of my baby I took 2 hours ago I miss him so much”

Got a kobo ereader for Christmas and it’s just so nice to not be in the Amazon ecosystem It also directly connects to my library so borrowing is 10 times easier

My son got 3 copies of Love You Forever for Christmas and I’m never reading that book again it’s so sad

Baby guy has discovered screaming at the top of his lungs but I have found he doesn’t do it when there’s music playing so we’re just constantly jamming so I don’t get a migraine

My phone is doing a great job of getting me off of it because it’s SO SLOW

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

Stop leaving the house if you’re coughing you stupid assholes

I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly

How far ahead of time should I make the cake and key lime pie bites for Christmas? I’m mean to myself and normally do everything day of but I want to pre make some stuff this year

I finished all of my Christmas gifts with 5 days to spare🙌 now I can make silly stuff with the time I budgeted for presents

YouTube’s ai dubbing is deeply annoying. Yes I would like to watch the German video in German even if I didn’t understand I would prefer subtitles over dubbing

Please keep my sweet Wirt in your thoughts. He was really lethargic and refusing to eat last night so we took him in to the vet and he’s blocked. They’re doing what they can without having to take him to the er just yet and keeping him under observation overnight. I miss him so much

“I asked ChatGPT for fun book club book ideas” GO TO THE BOOK STORE USE GOOGLE GO TO THE LIBRARY FUCK OFF OH MY GOD

Went to my old workplace today and everyone was so excited to see baby & me 🥹 It’s easy to forget friendships when you never see anyone but that was really nice.

Feeling very seen by Brennan Lee Mulligan talking about bringing up weird facts to normal people and getting stared down. Especially about mummifying with honey because that’s my favorite weird fact

Shout out to 7th grade me who unashamedly submitted twilight fan fiction for an assignment in my advanced English class. I think about that and cringe regularly and I hope that teacher tells all her students about it to this day.

Doing angel tree and they requested a bath and body works spray. I was initially excited bc I never get to shop there since the baby and reducing our use of artificial fragrance and oh my god that store is so overwhelming now I got a headache immediately

Sorry to everyone that I haven’t reached out to lately. I’ve been running on like 3 hours of sleep for the past 6 months but we’re getting better

Baby’s stocking update! We’re learning a lot of skills and it’s probably going to be a little funky as my first actually knit item but I love it

Sourdough starter update! I started storing it in the oven with the light on and we’re seeing movement! My house is too cold I guess so we figured it out

Doing a low consumption Christmas and I’m v psyched. Everyone’s present will be handmade in some way including my baby’s bc also he’s not even a yea told he will not remember what he got for Christmas lol

WHY WOULD I ASK AI ABOUT MY GROCERIES, SAFEWAY?!?!?!

The most daunting part of this commission turned out to be super easy I’m so psyched omg

Starting my sourdough starter again in hopes I’ll have sourdough for Thanksgiving and cinnamon rolls for Christmas 🤞🤞

Is this a safe space to admit I don’t hate any of the animal crossing characters enough to bully them off my island bc I feel bad

Why is it so hard to find jeans with a 32-33” inseam?? I can’t keep wearing high waters

It’s interesting to see the discourse around cons taking advantage of artists on artist alleys now because I genuinely had someone stop talking to me for criticizing cons and their behavior towards artists.

Super grateful for gig work because I can work just long enough that I get sick of it until I want to get out of the house again and feel useful and make some extra money for cosplay materials 🙌

Extra sad and lonely today that my closest friends and biggest cheerleaders are all so far away because I could really use time with them

I’m reading Tina Knowles memoir “Matriarch” and it has taught me more about parenting than any parenting book ever has

Hand sewing leaves much to be desired BUT I did it

Tell me how the hospital I delivered my baby at sent us a NEW BILL 7 months after he was born because they updated our insurance????? We already paid our copay from when he was born what the fuck

Sometimes I wish I had stuck with my goal of going to cosmetology school and doing hair like my mom She would take me to tour schools and bronner brothers hair show I miss it 😞

I want to stay up to work on things but I also know if I don’t sleep now baby guy will be up from 1-7 and I will suffer all day

Pls I love this poomang.com/en/t/sticker...

Almost finished the body part of baby’s first cosplay and I’m so psyched this has reignited my love for sewing

I am one inconvenience away from cutting all my hair off again

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

I keep getting pudding mit gabel videos and now all I want to do is join up with a bunch of people and eat pudding with a fork What is this trend pls Germans let me know

So we attempted to cut out eating out the entire month of September but of course the last day rolls around and we’re tired so we went out for lunch and I immediately got sick…. Guess that’s pretty good motivation to keep eating at home.

Husbands father & step mom were in town for a wedding and made little to no effort to reach out to come meet their grandson then step mom called MY DAD to complain that they haven’t heard anything about the baby Like made no effort to contact me to see what was happening or anything

@perchperchson.bsky.social came home from a cyclocross event with some incredible Malört swag, including this iconic bracelet that says “Tonight’s the night you fight your dad.” It’s beautiful to see a brand nail their specific lane so clearly, hiring shit posters to do marketing is brilliant.

Does anyone have a baby Kero costume pattern?

Thrifted a $900 vacuum for $20 today 💪