Extra sad and lonely today that my closest friends and biggest cheerleaders are all so far away because I could really use time with them

I’m reading Tina Knowles memoir “Matriarch” and it has taught me more about parenting than any parenting book ever has

Hand sewing leaves much to be desired BUT I did it

Tell me how the hospital I delivered my baby at sent us a NEW BILL 7 months after he was born because they updated our insurance????? We already paid our copay from when he was born what the fuck

Sometimes I wish I had stuck with my goal of going to cosmetology school and doing hair like my mom She would take me to tour schools and bronner brothers hair show I miss it 😞

I want to stay up to work on things but I also know if I don’t sleep now baby guy will be up from 1-7 and I will suffer all day

Pls I love this poomang.com/en/t/sticker...

Almost finished the body part of baby’s first cosplay and I’m so psyched this has reignited my love for sewing

I am one inconvenience away from cutting all my hair off again

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

I keep getting pudding mit gabel videos and now all I want to do is join up with a bunch of people and eat pudding with a fork What is this trend pls Germans let me know

So we attempted to cut out eating out the entire month of September but of course the last day rolls around and we’re tired so we went out for lunch and I immediately got sick…. Guess that’s pretty good motivation to keep eating at home.

Husbands father & step mom were in town for a wedding and made little to no effort to reach out to come meet their grandson then step mom called MY DAD to complain that they haven’t heard anything about the baby Like made no effort to contact me to see what was happening or anything

@perchperchson.bsky.social came home from a cyclocross event with some incredible Malört swag, including this iconic bracelet that says “Tonight’s the night you fight your dad.” It’s beautiful to see a brand nail their specific lane so clearly, hiring shit posters to do marketing is brilliant.

Does anyone have a baby Kero costume pattern?

Thrifted a $900 vacuum for $20 today 💪

My biggest boomer take is that I should not have to download an app for everything. Parking? Give me a meter I’m not downloading your damn app. I want to go back to the shitty browser I had on my flip phone in 9th grade please

In middle school I had the most amazing dish at a volleyball thing that someone’s mom brought and I never knew what it was until today I learned it was a 7 layer bean dip and tbh that tracks for me

I’m so fucking sick of everyone blaming mothers for everything

2nd year in a row getting my feelings hurt bc I wasn’t invited to a party that I started years ago. I don’t even like those people bc they’re mean but like it still hurts not to be included in my thing that they wouldn’t even do if it wasn’t for me.

Someone used my husbands card to order an iPhone and then signed his email up for a bunch of newsletters and stuff So basically if you check your email and you’re getting a ton of new sign ups you didn’t do check your credit cards

Ugh I want a little pastry and a coffee but I promised to save money this month and we ate out yesterday

Got to test the Ivy Crochet pattern by sarah_croch_ette and I love it!! 🧶

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

People who have a birdhouse that looks like a mini version of their own house can get it

Life is weird bc I’m definitely the happiest I’ve ever been and so grateful for my life but I’m also exhausted and need a break

Since I didn’t really get to celebrate my birthday this year, next year I think I’m going to book myself a hotel room with a massage and lock myself away for a night to read like I used to before I had responsibilities

I’m so beyond arguing with people now I just want to scream “SHUT UP” because nothing will get through to anyone anymore

I really think bangs would fix me.

Truly feels like a curse that I found Rachel Maksy right after I decided to move out of our house bc now I have an unknown amount of time to wait before I can decorate a new home 😅

Question to talented cosplayers: how would you do these sleeves? Thank 💖

Telling people I’m loving back home because I miss a good 5 syllable “Kim” “Kyyyeeehhmm”

Shout out to the lotr fans that make entire blogs based on breaking down the costumes and how they made them. I don’t have the time but in my heart I’ll be able to make Arwens chase dress someday.

Was going to go to the local anime con today but parking is like $20+ for the day or you can take a shuttle and pay the same amount wtf

Oops husband and I are seriously discussing moving back east 🙌🙌

This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.

Mom friended so hard they call me from across the country when there’s problems at the con I couldn’t make it to this year. And I fixed it…. From across the country…. God I miss my friends so much

My mil is staying with us to help out I guess but my husband went out tonight and I have yet to see her since he left… like at least say you’re busy or something instead of offering to do something and not doing it

“Omg T Swift is engaged omg did you see the ring wow a true love story” I DONT CAAAAAAAARE

I just finished Sunrise on the Reaping and THANKS FOR THAT TRAUMA SUZANNE I really thought I was ready especially after BSBaS but nope ow my heart

“Childfree by choice” people are just looking for an excuse to be misogynistic because why is their ire never directed at fathers?

My baby answers to “bug” instead of his name because all I call him is bug

I like to think I’m Samantha Parkington but really I’m Kitt Kittredge.

People who are afraid of clowns are weak and I’ll stand by that forever. How are you scared of some silly goofy guys?

Husbands graduate college is playing my college here in a couple weeks but tickets are already being scalped for $100+ 😩😩😩

Got the house and baby all ready for family to come over and eat and hang out. They were supposed to be here at 3. It’s 4:30 no one is here yet and mil who lives an hour away just texted to say she’s on her way…………

Some days the pacifier enrages baby and others it’s the only way to get him to sleep. Why???

The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again: