i only post what i think the voices in my head would enjoy

I don't need substances or unforeseen circumstances to fuck up my life, I'm naturally gifted and do that all by myself

I wonder how many realize that the words carbon monoxide played a part in the creation of my alias

I leave to you a single carbon monoxide molecule in my will

only a few minor inconveniences away from an all out catgirl moment at the walmart

hope you find it

thanks for coming to my depressive episode. we'll be running another season next January

every word I say is part of one very long intrusive thought

if you were to plot me on a graph, the resulting shape would be incomprehensible to the human mind

i had a lot to say

buddy got a nocturnal visit from an incubus

maybe rougelike elements or a gacha pull system

they should invent more logic gates im getting bored

i wish i could but i dont want to

new mod for celeste called celeste mountain that changes nothing

she got a fever while ovulating them eggs is hard boiled. flip her upside down call it sunny side up

now i am become meth, walter of white

what is the number for 911

i think i'm what's wrong with me

theyve scheduled me in for a full on theseus treatment at the clinic. they are replacing the whole thing.

I have got to find out who I am and do it on purpose

i eat lunch for breakfast

the ritalin got me performing kickflips on horseback

i get so annoying off that orange

its a "shuffle all music in library" type of day

to have the confidence of a goose in the suburbs

you can tell the way geese strut around that they think they deserve to live on equal footing with the rest of us

the dominable human spirit

The Void won't stop bothering me

take it up with god

god is throttling me

time for having

sometimes I want

we got tomorrow tomorrow

delusions derangement and debauchery

my goals are beyond my understanding

mmm just one more sleep

I have since been referred to as "the worlds oldest zoomer" and I would rather have been called slurs

you should let your blood out of your body every now and then. take it for a walk.

bro calm down. it's not a big deal. just let the fog consume you it's literally so chill

hindsight is 6/7

mirror bought off temu is reflecting sound instead of light

it's a miracle that anyone ever does anything when it's so much easier not to

I've been trying to get through this week since 2019

my turn with the carbon is getting quite long. does no one else want to use the carbon.

im like if a me wasnt myself

i get so high off that horse

i get so hungry off that hippo

im collabing with a bag of gummies to make glucose

dislike when people write strikethrough text in messages. am i supposed to read it or not? its comparable to how useless "/hj" is as a tone indicator