me posting my poem today, to myself: NO MORE MISTER NICE POEMS

Also about #ThePitt and I thought this last season and still, whatever we pay healthcare workers we don’t actually pay them enough. They should make more than CEOs.

#wordle lol SURE Wordle 1,762 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

New fic! Married to the Job The Pitt, Jack/Robby, 6K, E Post-S1 AU, Jack just wants Robby to find a therapist, a perfectly normal thing for a friend to want. archiveofourown.org/works/83123181

And also happy birthday to @thesecondbatgirl.bsky.social who it is always a joy to share a birthday with!!

Happy birthday to ME we are going to the SPACE CENTER 🪐🚀🔭🧑‍🚀🛰️🌕

Lucy thinks I should start doing Olivia’s In-Laws Theater so today I have for you the fact that my father-in-law texted his Very Important Thoughts About The Astros to the entire 20-person group chat that only exists for details of today’s teenager birthday party 😂

Did NOT buy this birthday card for the teenage nephews but also the fact that it exists….. 😂

Bold move to choose to return to earth right now

Houston family seder was pretty nice but MOST importantly I successfully made my mom’s flourless chocolate cake and it SLAPS

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN: NATIONAL POETRY MONTH! For April 1: Kaylin Weir, "April Theory," 2025: oliviacirce.dreamwidth.org/438444.html #npm

Look. LOOK.

did someone take his fan

I have made the smitten kitchen miso chicken rice in our rice cooker three times now and it is so good and so easy and I think it’s gonna be in the rotation forever now smittenkitchen.com/2026/02/miso...

Hudson and his tiny fan against the world 😭 via vanityfair

Our WiFi is out which means I will only be watching the Oscars on twitter/bsky but I am very proud of Hudson for bringing a tiny electric fan, A+ tiny electric fan rep, I too would bring a tiny electric fan to the Oscars

Killer migraine this morning but my beautiful and brilliant wife made me a LATTE with our new espresso machine 🥹

Went to vote and there was a single person in the line for the republican primary and everyone in the 100+ person line for the democratic primary side-eyed them so hard

Me complimenting (??) my wife while watching an episode of Midsomer Murders: Babe, I would never tell the police you weren’t capable of murder

I had to see this so so does everyone else via ninabubblygum

just a lil guy

Happy (belated) birthday to my wife @brevityofwiit.bsky.social, and happy actual birthday to Connor (lol), here is some archive-locked bespoke threesome rpf pornography: triple crown HR RPF, François/Connor/Hudson, 10K, Explicit archiveofourown.org/works/80063181

#olympics I love curling 🥌🥌🥌

holy shitballs what a day

This episode of #thepitt: have you ever considered a ship? Literally any ship? HAVE SOME FOOD

I think that women’s free skate healed #figureskating at these Olympics. Thank god.

#olympics Amber going from 12th to 5th too like FUCK YEAH

#olympics I am really sad Kaori didn’t get her gold but I’M SO HAPPY FOR ALYSA OMG

WHAT A GOOD DAY FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #olympics

#olympics ALYSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMBER THAT WAS GORGEOUS #olympics

I cannot BELIEVE how homophobic it is for the women's hockey final and women's figure skating free skate to be AT THE SAME FREAKING TIME #olympics

a) I'm already obsessed with this; b) Hudson's character basically sounds like Laura Palmer, which to be clear I am HERE FOR but also c) I hope he gets to be weird as hell and cavort around in a house with chicken feet

I’m not seriously making a Shane/Ilya playlist, but if I WAS, it WOULD have “Boston and St. John’s” on it, because I am very funny

This vastly improved my night tbh defector.com/high-level-a...

unfortunately i no longer recognize the olympics

#olympics can the whole men’s long program get a do-over actually

#olympics Yuma :((((

#olympics Stephen Gogolev did so good!! More importantly, I want his free skate outfit, I would wear the shit out of a version in my size

Max Naumov, Olympian ♥️ #figureskating

Max’s students with the “Let’s Go Coach Max” sign KILLING ME 😭😭😭 #olympics

THIS THOUGH #olympics

he didn’t post it here so for posterity:

#olympics hey maddi do you want help hiding some bodies

well I'm happy for Piper and Paul #olympics

#olympics on top of everything else I have to say that Laurence is a boring fucking skater, I hate everything about this!!!!

#olympics just picture me reciting Agincourt speeches right now

"My love, you have taught me so much, and mostly it's to hate the French, as god intended." -my wife #olympics

#olympics I love Maddi and Evan SO MUCH

#olympics COME ON BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!