My mayor is cooler than yours* *unless you’re in NYC, then congrats!

Happiest of birthdays to @ahab.bsky.social without whom I would have considerably less laughter in my life! ❤️

#knicks parade making me miss my old company. We had offices that overlooked the Bull. The ‘09 Yankees parade was one of my fave days in the office as we just had a viewing party in the office, could invite friends, and most importantly had clean bathrooms and food available.

Assuming the entire #yankees infield is just hungover today from celebrating the Knicks?

Can we close the hellmouth now?

Knicks!!!!!!

I am tired of super. Just regular for me please. Or Lite. Can I have Diet Niño?

Ok so I guess I’m gonna stop using my Visa card

Also this might be the first time the entire cousins WhatsApp group is all cheering for the same sports team.

Holy shit that game #knicks

I am not really a basketball fan but I am NYC fan and I’m really enjoying this run for all my fellow NYC sport fans. And really, does poetry get better than this? #knicks

The number of babies in NYC that are gonna be born 9mos from now named Jalen…

Have they tried giving him a kiss on his shoulder and saying, “all better now.” #yankees

It’s a gorgeous day and I remembered that i get free admission to the botanic garden as a perk of the job so wandered the flowers for a bit. Roses in full bloom.

Btw not sure if anyone is watching Widow’s Bay but it’s great. I do enjoy Matthew Rhys very much.

Happiest of birthdays to my darling @no-detective.bsky.social! I hope you have an amazing day love!

😍😍😍

I didn’t even know the #Yankees could do that (score runs to win a game when down by 1 run in the 9th)

Just score one fucking run #yankees

Somehow a lack of effective relievers and a lack of scoring doesn’t seem to be the winning strategy the #Yankees think it should be.

Stephen Colbert has been one of the best parts of tv for over three decades. He’s my favorite tv husband and I’m so sad that shitty people are cancelling him for petty reasons. If I paid for paramount+ I would cancel it.

Ok The Sheep Detectives was so good. And I did cry.

I need the #Yankees to not lose to Clay Holmes.

Maybe there can be a mercy rule for the Orioles here #yankees

Do not like #Matlock’s while using AI to talk to the dead thing

Also about #ThePitt and I thought this last season and still, whatever we pay healthcare workers we don’t actually pay them enough. They should make more than CEOs.

My reaction to #ThePitt tonight has been mostly *kermit flail.*

Noah Wyle’s eye crinkles should get an Emmy of their own #ThePitt

This week has been great for memes in the group chat of my Catholic family. Not great for anything else.

I don’t think the Pope is really supposed to be tough on crime. Redemption is kind of his whole bag.

Honestly tv shows gotta stop showing people cracking a login using the user’s basic personal info. Like sure you’re a tech mogul architecting the biggest conspiracy but you’re password is your kids birthday. And you don’t have 2FA set up. 👀

NASA can send ppl beyond the moon and bring them back safely but #Yankees can’t even go around four bases to score some runs.

Bold move to choose to return to earth right now

Nephew outdid himself with the Easter cake. Check out of the details on those handmade flowers.

By the way, baseball folks, there's a new bot account that posts links to all MLB video of homers shortly after they happen. Highly recommended.

Only going to the ER when the night shift is on rotation. Day shift all needs to go to some therapy. #thePitt

Can we send her to prison now? Also disbar her?

Stanton’s so hot right now. Also he’s playing really good baseball. #yankees

“when these guys go deep, they’re usually smiling.” Baseball I’ve missed you

Absolutely hate that the baseball broadcast starts with the encouragement to gamble.

Hello baseball. Never leave me again.

Happy Opening day to all who celebrate!!! 🥎🥎🥎

Dear all sports teams, if you’re gonna use heated rivalry as a promo for your games I’m gonna expect that someone on your team is fucking someone on the other team.

Oh no @spooloflies.bsky.social don’t let them see your spreadsheets. You don’t want this job.

Angry once again that Chadwick Boseman should have been on this list and the Academy fucked it up

Ok well I’m crying #oscars

Damn right that musical performance should get a standing ovation #oscars #sinners

I think it’s very rude of my spring allergies to start up when I am back to wearing my heavy winter court.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

He is the best egg